EllieSquirms
pumpkinellie.bsky.social
EllieSquirms
@pumpkinellie.bsky.social
Fantasy loving catgirlthing

Skill issue

It/it's, 23
Rudolph the red nose reindeer story, but all the reindeer are 5'6" twinks in santas harem begging to ride his dick for a day long orgy and only one gets to take his load send tweet
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
cat HATES tacocat
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the halflife 3 rumors are like the gaming version of the rapture. As much as people keep prophesizing it, it's never gonna happen
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
t4t polycule: the girlfriend, the other girlfriend, and the pet

ffxiv polycule: the girlfriend, the other girlfriend, and the crafter
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
meow meow! (kill them all)
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ragebaiting your Owner so she beats you more is 10/10
October 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
being LGBT friendly is so overrated, we have to start being Hetero unfriendly.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
how to avoid being seen as a person?
August 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
scared to go to fancy restaurants. It would order a steak "well done," and then the chef would personally come out and shoot me in the back of the head.
July 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The difference between being a Twitter trans, and a reddit trans, is wither or not you agree with "The Egg Prime Directive"
June 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
go on, pick it up
June 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reading this HDG stuff sometimes I get so excited that I accidentally turn on my phone flashlight. Peak fiction right here, I'm never going back.
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The fact that no one walks up to me and asks to pet me should be considered a warcrime
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Having human thoughts is depressing I wish I could get them purged out
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What's "percussive maintenance" and why does Mistress keep saying that it needs it?
May 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am the fag that is approaching
Provoking
Pink clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born of Flesh
I have been blessed
My family crest is a pride flag of death!
Forsakened, I am awakened
A weed pipe's ash in light divine
Descending faggotry,
Destiny chasing time
May 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The stereotypical dommy mommy is so gross and overrated. We need more women who casually and systematically assert power over you, and treat you like a lesser being. Not beneath them, but lesser. Like her little pet, her plaything ♥️
May 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Halo is alien fortnite
May 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Collars are so awesome every girl should wear one
April 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
They should make kitchen knives that don't whisper in your ear
April 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Trans women will forever be a part of women's sports, no matter what the government says. Because trans women still face the ultimate women's sport: Getting out of bed in the morning.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What's the point of riding a roller coaster, when you can just crash your car?
March 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It took a vacation to Florida lately. It's too flat for it's liking, but the transwomen who drug and beat you are pretty cool
March 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If Beetlejuice were a trans woman her name would be Picklejuice
March 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM