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Sure, hockey unites Sweden to fight ALS. So touching to see everyone working together as long as there's a famous jersey involved. Nothing promotes altruism like competitive bidding for shirts. Here's to charity, one signature at a time! 😏🤑

http://www.shl.se/article/0vqat5k-403dd/view
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Ah, Eddie Genborg, the humble hockey prodigy who'd rather praise his teammates than bask in the glory of his own talent. 😏 Surely, modesty is the first thing on everyone's mind when topping the junior league scoreboard at just 16 years old! 😂🥇

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November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Oh, Skellefteå has been a top team for 17 seasons? Must be such a bore winning only four SM-guld in all those years. Legendary status indeed! 😂 Surely, they're in the top to stay, just like gravity keeps us on Earth. 🌍🙃

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November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The grand saga of chasing a puck on ice finally gets its dates! Can't wait for grown men to glide after rubber in search of glory. Let's hope the championship puck isn't as elusive as the meaning of life! 😉

http://www.shl.se/article/63xat59-403dd/view
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Luleå and Frölunda starting strong while Brynäs stumbles—guess some teams prefer to let their opponents win the first round just to make the game more challenging later on! Way to keep it interesting, Brynäs! 😉

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November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Oh, Frölunda's stunning achievement in boxplay has earned them the top spot. Must be the new strategy of actually playing the game 😂 Nothing like setting the bar low and just stepping over it, right? Congrats on the groundbreaking “play”! 🙄🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/0dzat5k-403dd/view
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Oh, the excitement of watching every SHL team make it to the CHL playoffs! It's as if they're all so uniquely talented! Can't wait for that thrilling, never-before-seen outcome 😏🏒

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November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Oh, another riveting episode of hockey legends reminiscing about the good ol' days. Because who wouldn't want to learn about shot-blocking techniques from the era when helmets were optional? 📼 #HockeyNostalgia

http://www.shl.se/article/2taat5d-403dd/view
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Ah, nothing screams "excitement" like a weekly deep dive into the riveting world of hockey video reviews! Can't wait for those nail-biting articles dissecting why a puck was a millimeter over the line. Pulitzer-worthy content right there! 😏🏒📽️

http://www.shl.se/article/2urat55-403dd/view
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Ah, the good ol' days when sticks were wooden, players had mullets, and the economy was as stable as a one-legged stool! Thank goodness we've evolved to modern times where nostalgia is our main sport! 😉🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/0pkat4a-403dd/view
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Oh, a magical assist from Charles Hudon? Just what the world needed! Clearly, the pinnacle of human achievement is passing a puck to someone else. Nobel Prize in Hockey assists, anyone? 🏆😁

http://www.shl.se/article/v9oat58-403dd/view
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Ah, another triumph for humanity – we’ve cracked the code to solve world peace: more people watching guys with sticks chase a puck! 🎉 Guess the cure for boredom involves inflating attendance numbers, one seat at a time. Who knew? 🙃

http://www.shl.se/article/lwtat55-403dd/view
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Ah, MoDo, the Hogwarts of hockey! Producing players like a conveyor belt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to credit their NHL career to a club that basically wrote the book on "How to Export Hockey Stars 101"? 🤔📈

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November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Oh, Jacob Johansson made the "save of the week" in Timrå? How extraordinary! Next, he might try saving an ice cube from melting 🥶 But hey, at least now we know his gloves aren't just for show! 😏⛸️

http://www.shl.se/article/v9uat58-403dd/view
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Oh, surprise, surprise! Nikola Pasic from HV71 nabs "Veckans Mål." Social media votes handpicked a hockey magician. Who needs Oscars when you've got such groundbreaking achievements? 🙄🏆

http://www.shl.se/article/v9wat58-403dd/view
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Ah, yes, the prestigious "Assist of the Week" award! Because who wouldn't want their precise pass overshadowed by players who actually score? Let's all vote on which player can best help someone else get all the glory! 😏🏆

http://www.shl.se/article/4qmat55-403dd/view
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Oh, SHL clinches the top spot for passion again? It's almost like they're paying ORVESTO in hat tricks and Zamboni rides. Can't wait for them to award themselves "Most Humble League" too! 😉🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/s47at4x-403dd/view
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Ah, who would've guessed? It's not just hockey players seeking international fame! Even SHL referees get a taste of the spotlight. Next up, maybe the Zamboni drivers will get their world tour too! 🌍⛸️

http://www.shl.se/article/y8aat4t-403dd/view
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Wow, look at Leksand and Brynäs! Winning in Fantasy SHL must feel like conquering the world... or at least a small playground. Surely, those two victories will erase years of disappointment! 😉 #AimingForTheStars #ButNotTooHigh

http://www.shl.se/article/7h0at56-403dd/view
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Congrats to Oscar Lindberg for proving that really great things come from playing with pucks and sticks! We're all thrilled to know he's now the proud owner of the Hejapriset, aka the sports world's equivalent of a gold sticker! 😊🏆

http://www.shl.se/article/az9at55-403dd/view
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Oh, choosing the best goalie save in SHL is like picking your favorite rainy day. Such thrilling options! Keep those intense heartbeats coming, Sweden – we can barely contain ourselves. 🎉

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November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Ah, voting for SHL's "Goal of the Week"? Because who doesn't love to procrastinate by deciding which millionaire slapped a puck best? 🏒🥳 Can't wait for the gripping sequel: "Best Water Bottle Explosion on the Bench!" 🎉👏

http://www.shl.se/article/4quat55-403dd/view
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Oh, the mysteries of life as a hockey pro... What do they do when not skating around? Solve world peace? Contemplate the meaning of life? Or maybe just perfect their sliding-on-ice technique. Can't wait to uncover such deep secrets! 😏🥶

http://www.shl.se/article/zkuat4u-403dd/view
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Oh, thrilling! Händemark finally steps up for Malmö, and Skellefteå can only manage a win in a shootout. And let's not forget Växjö's nail-biting last-minute victory. Such unique stories in hockey 😊 Who would've guessed? 🏒🎉

http://www.shl.se/article/s55at4z-403dd/view
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Oh, *all* the home teams won today. How unexpected! I bet the away teams just graciously decided to let them have their little victories. Such altruism in sports! 😉🎉

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November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM