Pucked in the Head
@puckedinthehead.bsky.social
Hockey, science, Star Trek, books, 🇨🇦. I’m an 8-track of hilarity.
Probably wearing Fluevogs as you read this.
Probably wearing Fluevogs as you read this.
Appletinis are fricking delicious, and no testosterone-crazed douchebag will ever convince me otherwise. He doesn’t want one? Fine. All the more for you, me, and Dr Dorian.
I will never, ever forget some dude trying to shame me in public at a restaurant while I was out with a (woman) friend having drinks. Because I decided to order an appletini. But I wouldn’t be shamed, or feel daunted. Thank god for Zach Braff, I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Appletinis are fricking delicious, and no testosterone-crazed douchebag will ever convince me otherwise. He doesn’t want one? Fine. All the more for you, me, and Dr Dorian.
*plays Pavel Bure montage*
The #Canucks have had two legit height-of-their-powers SUPERSTARS in their history. One came within a goal of a Stanley Cup. The other has only seen a handful of playoff games in his career, and will probably go elsewhere for a shot at winning.
The #Canucks have had two legit height-of-their-powers SUPERSTARS in their history. One came within a goal of a Stanley Cup. The other has only seen a handful of playoff games in his career, and will probably go elsewhere for a shot at winning.
It’s sad to see a guy that could be our best player ever being wasted in this way
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*plays Pavel Bure montage*
The #Canucks have had two legit height-of-their-powers SUPERSTARS in their history. One came within a goal of a Stanley Cup. The other has only seen a handful of playoff games in his career, and will probably go elsewhere for a shot at winning.
The #Canucks have had two legit height-of-their-powers SUPERSTARS in their history. One came within a goal of a Stanley Cup. The other has only seen a handful of playoff games in his career, and will probably go elsewhere for a shot at winning.
Attention @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social—we want scarves. Nice ones, not throwaway trash. Scarves. No word mark, just the gorgeous eye logo on each end, maybe some other duck motif. Scarves.
Maybe furry slippers, too.
But scarves.
#PWHL #Goldeneyes
Maybe furry slippers, too.
But scarves.
#PWHL #Goldeneyes
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Attention @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social—we want scarves. Nice ones, not throwaway trash. Scarves. No word mark, just the gorgeous eye logo on each end, maybe some other duck motif. Scarves.
Maybe furry slippers, too.
But scarves.
#PWHL #Goldeneyes
Maybe furry slippers, too.
But scarves.
#PWHL #Goldeneyes
I hate to be that guy, but imagine what Quinn Hughes could do on a good team witha roster full of players who can finish and check and pass and skate at the NHL level.
He’s elite individually, but these #Canucks are just plain bad at hockey.
He’s elite individually, but these #Canucks are just plain bad at hockey.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I hate to be that guy, but imagine what Quinn Hughes could do on a good team witha roster full of players who can finish and check and pass and skate at the NHL level.
He’s elite individually, but these #Canucks are just plain bad at hockey.
He’s elite individually, but these #Canucks are just plain bad at hockey.
I don’t recall ever seeing a guy just up and hit the brakes before roofing the puck on a 2-on-1.
Laser of a wrist shot by Hronek to make it 1-0 #Canucks.
Laser of a wrist shot by Hronek to make it 1-0 #Canucks.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I don’t recall ever seeing a guy just up and hit the brakes before roofing the puck on a 2-on-1.
Laser of a wrist shot by Hronek to make it 1-0 #Canucks.
Laser of a wrist shot by Hronek to make it 1-0 #Canucks.
You guys, Tessa Bonhomme is in the building tonight, and as a result I have all the butterflies. It’s ridiculous.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You guys, Tessa Bonhomme is in the building tonight, and as a result I have all the butterflies. It’s ridiculous.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
A treat to be in the building to witness Sarah Nurse scoring the first-ever goal for the Vancouver Goldeneyes franchise.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A treat to be in the building to witness Sarah Nurse scoring the first-ever goal for the Vancouver Goldeneyes franchise.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
I’ve got my Sarah Nurse jersey ready for tonight’s inaugural puck drop for the Vancouver Goldeneyes… how about you?
@thepwhl.com @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@thepwhl.com @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got my Sarah Nurse jersey ready for tonight’s inaugural puck drop for the Vancouver Goldeneyes… how about you?
@thepwhl.com @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@thepwhl.com @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
Does anyone have a line on a high res Vancouver Goldeneyes logo? I’d like to print a couple of signs to eave at tonight’s inaugural puck drop.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Does anyone have a line on a high res Vancouver Goldeneyes logo? I’d like to print a couple of signs to eave at tonight’s inaugural puck drop.
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
@pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
Gotta give props where it's due, though. Jake Oettinger came to play & deserves the win. He always seems to put together a big game against the #Canucks.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Gotta give props where it's due, though. Jake Oettinger came to play & deserves the win. He always seems to put together a big game against the #Canucks.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
LOL What a completely #Canucks thing to do: outplay one of the top teams in the league for nearly two full periods, not score on a half dozen great chances, then give up two goals straight to lose the game.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
LOL What a completely #Canucks thing to do: outplay one of the top teams in the league for nearly two full periods, not score on a half dozen great chances, then give up two goals straight to lose the game.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The #Canucks supporting the crosstown @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social as they come in for tonight's game against the Stars.
I've never been a fan of wordmark-only logos; I look forward to the Goldeneyes crests that are forthcoming.
@nhlcanucks.bsky.social @nhlcanucks.com
I've never been a fan of wordmark-only logos; I look forward to the Goldeneyes crests that are forthcoming.
@nhlcanucks.bsky.social @nhlcanucks.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The #Canucks supporting the crosstown @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social as they come in for tonight's game against the Stars.
I've never been a fan of wordmark-only logos; I look forward to the Goldeneyes crests that are forthcoming.
@nhlcanucks.bsky.social @nhlcanucks.com
I've never been a fan of wordmark-only logos; I look forward to the Goldeneyes crests that are forthcoming.
@nhlcanucks.bsky.social @nhlcanucks.com
She has a name, bro. I don't agree with Ebba Busch's views on immigration, but unlike the political right in Canada & the US, she can string multiple sentences together (in three languages!) without sounding like a drunken toddler who's soiled themselves in middle of their own birthday party.
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
She has a name, bro. I don't agree with Ebba Busch's views on immigration, but unlike the political right in Canada & the US, she can string multiple sentences together (in three languages!) without sounding like a drunken toddler who's soiled themselves in middle of their own birthday party.
I'm not sure what's less inspiring: the Rangers jerseys for the Winter Classic, or JT Miller starting at the camera with that vacant, are-we-done-here stare.
#NYR #Panthers @nhlflapanthers.bsky.social Not surprisingly, the Blueshirts have the laziest social media in the league.
#NYR #Panthers @nhlflapanthers.bsky.social Not surprisingly, the Blueshirts have the laziest social media in the league.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm not sure what's less inspiring: the Rangers jerseys for the Winter Classic, or JT Miller starting at the camera with that vacant, are-we-done-here stare.
#NYR #Panthers @nhlflapanthers.bsky.social Not surprisingly, the Blueshirts have the laziest social media in the league.
#NYR #Panthers @nhlflapanthers.bsky.social Not surprisingly, the Blueshirts have the laziest social media in the league.
Just finished season 2 in my Stranger Things rewatch. Something tells me I won't get through all of 3 & 4 by the time the new season premieres in 8 days' time.
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThingsRewatch
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThingsRewatch
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just finished season 2 in my Stranger Things rewatch. Something tells me I won't get through all of 3 & 4 by the time the new season premieres in 8 days' time.
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThingsRewatch
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThingsRewatch
If @canucksarmy.bsky.social has taught me anything it's how to market #Canucks articles with an all-world thirst trap.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If @canucksarmy.bsky.social has taught me anything it's how to market #Canucks articles with an all-world thirst trap.
Not able to watch the #Canucks game tonight because of work. How may of those 5 GA are hung around Patera’s shoulders?
Win or lose, it’s nice to see Hughes with multiple big games in a row.
Win or lose, it’s nice to see Hughes with multiple big games in a row.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not able to watch the #Canucks game tonight because of work. How may of those 5 GA are hung around Patera’s shoulders?
Win or lose, it’s nice to see Hughes with multiple big games in a row.
Win or lose, it’s nice to see Hughes with multiple big games in a row.
Congrats to the #Roughriders for beating the two most dynamic QBs back to back to seal the Grey Cup win. Helluva performance.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Congrats to the #Roughriders for beating the two most dynamic QBs back to back to seal the Grey Cup win. Helluva performance.