Tuphyr Shakur
@ptsky.bsky.social
Losto America, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
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If the EU told Donny they were charging him bigly percent in tariffs, then just stopped contact for a few days ... that might be funny to watch him spiral a bit.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
If the EU told Donny they were charging him bigly percent in tariffs, then just stopped contact for a few days ... that might be funny to watch him spiral a bit.
I suppose just...yelling...is content.
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I suppose just...yelling...is content.
Wait do they feed Trump McDonalds all the time because he'll go after dogs and cats and eat them raw? Is that why he doesn't have any pets and is a miserable pos? Dementia fueled projection onto the vermin(his words) immigrants in the middle of a speech. ...Oh well I'll go back to video games.
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Wait do they feed Trump McDonalds all the time because he'll go after dogs and cats and eat them raw? Is that why he doesn't have any pets and is a miserable pos? Dementia fueled projection onto the vermin(his words) immigrants in the middle of a speech. ...Oh well I'll go back to video games.
I remember, before the time you could hath spake, and you did not, and I still fought for you with all my heart. 😑
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I remember, before the time you could hath spake, and you did not, and I still fought for you with all my heart. 😑
The boats are the worst part of #BlackFlag. Idc. There. I feel better. I'll get better.
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The boats are the worst part of #BlackFlag. Idc. There. I feel better. I'll get better.
Just being present is enough to count as a revenge game. 👍
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just being present is enough to count as a revenge game. 👍
Was the decision to appoint Greg Bovino to anything little person DEI?
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Was the decision to appoint Greg Bovino to anything little person DEI?
I just don't want to shovel. 🫤
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I just don't want to shovel. 🫤
Considering how much I played Monster Hunter and Rocket League, and the influx of games from holiday sales...this Animal Crossing update is hitting at a "great" time. I'd've been goodly with it in spring sometime.
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Considering how much I played Monster Hunter and Rocket League, and the influx of games from holiday sales...this Animal Crossing update is hitting at a "great" time. I'd've been goodly with it in spring sometime.
Davante should get a ring. Only viable NFC option is the Rams(🤢). AFC is still wide open.
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Davante should get a ring. Only viable NFC option is the Rams(🤢). AFC is still wide open.
How does the US protect Greenland from the US?
Short answer: They don't.
Short answer: They don't.
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
How does the US protect Greenland from the US?
Short answer: They don't.
Short answer: They don't.
Your Jesus may have an endless supply of forgiveness, but I sure af don't. Now move. 😑
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Your Jesus may have an endless supply of forgiveness, but I sure af don't. Now move. 😑
Not that I should need to say it, but anything derogatory I say directed toward Chicago, it's exclusively about the DaBears. No notes.
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Not that I should need to say it, but anything derogatory I say directed toward Chicago, it's exclusively about the DaBears. No notes.
GameStop is the Radio Shack of Kmart. If I ever got into Funko Pop dolls I might go back.
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
GameStop is the Radio Shack of Kmart. If I ever got into Funko Pop dolls I might go back.
"Can you give an example of an event that was a double edged sword?"
Donald "The Donald" Donald losing by like 96% and the Wrong Party seeing it the next day like "wtf he said we didn't have to vote. Let's go kill people to feel better".
Donald "The Donald" Donald losing by like 96% and the Wrong Party seeing it the next day like "wtf he said we didn't have to vote. Let's go kill people to feel better".
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"Can you give an example of an event that was a double edged sword?"
Donald "The Donald" Donald losing by like 96% and the Wrong Party seeing it the next day like "wtf he said we didn't have to vote. Let's go kill people to feel better".
Donald "The Donald" Donald losing by like 96% and the Wrong Party seeing it the next day like "wtf he said we didn't have to vote. Let's go kill people to feel better".
Our "president" doesn't even pretend to know the difference between are and our.
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Our "president" doesn't even pretend to know the difference between are and our.
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks to throw.
January 17, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks to throw.
The more time goes by, the more elite individuals there are to choose from. That's all it means.
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The more time goes by, the more elite individuals there are to choose from. That's all it means.
LeBron came back from 3-1 one year and weirdos christened him the goat? Anybody who lasts 20+ years and their worst injury is pulling on his groin (he tore it, but lol. not at the getting hurt part) is gonna have insane numbers.
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
LeBron came back from 3-1 one year and weirdos christened him the goat? Anybody who lasts 20+ years and their worst injury is pulling on his groin (he tore it, but lol. not at the getting hurt part) is gonna have insane numbers.
34 felonies.
91 pending felonies, more every day.
Chronic draft dodger.
The surface of the Trumpstein Files has barely been scratched.
Depression levels surging nationwide just because he exists.
The economy nosedived as soon as he touched it.
ICE on a murder spree wherever they go.
All the #MAGA.
91 pending felonies, more every day.
Chronic draft dodger.
The surface of the Trumpstein Files has barely been scratched.
Depression levels surging nationwide just because he exists.
The economy nosedived as soon as he touched it.
ICE on a murder spree wherever they go.
All the #MAGA.
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
34 felonies.
91 pending felonies, more every day.
Chronic draft dodger.
The surface of the Trumpstein Files has barely been scratched.
Depression levels surging nationwide just because he exists.
The economy nosedived as soon as he touched it.
ICE on a murder spree wherever they go.
All the #MAGA.
91 pending felonies, more every day.
Chronic draft dodger.
The surface of the Trumpstein Files has barely been scratched.
Depression levels surging nationwide just because he exists.
The economy nosedived as soon as he touched it.
ICE on a murder spree wherever they go.
All the #MAGA.
Whenever you hear or see "thoughts and prayers", interpret it as "f*ck them, and f*ck you too. We're too busy stealing money from every possible avenue before we pay for our crimes".
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Whenever you hear or see "thoughts and prayers", interpret it as "f*ck them, and f*ck you too. We're too busy stealing money from every possible avenue before we pay for our crimes".
It wouldn't be a Nazi regime without being gifted a Nobel Peace Prize. 🙄
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It wouldn't be a Nazi regime without being gifted a Nobel Peace Prize. 🙄
Does Wemby not make enough to invest in some kneepads? #Spurs #notheotherSpurs
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Does Wemby not make enough to invest in some kneepads? #Spurs #notheotherSpurs
When the first round of arrests for ICE "agents" is done, Trump is gonna deny knowing any of them, and say "but they were nice to me". If he's even able to stay alive that long.
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
When the first round of arrests for ICE "agents" is done, Trump is gonna deny knowing any of them, and say "but they were nice to me". If he's even able to stay alive that long.