Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
@ptgrimmjow.bsky.social
This is a fan parody account of Grimmjow. I am not in a relationship with Viz, Shonen Jump, Pierrot, Shueisha, or Tite Kubo. Refer to the pinned tweet for information about mun, muse, and other topics.
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"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
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Cartoon by Mike Smith | King Features
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Cartoon by Mike Smith | King Features
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NO NATIONALIZED VOTING, DONALD.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
NO NATIONALIZED VOTING, DONALD.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
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January 23, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"Free drinks? Anyone here?"
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"Free drinks? Anyone here?"
'Disgrace': Furor as Pete Hegseth's Pentagon partners with Elon Musk
www.rawstory.com/disgace-furo...
We are so screwed. This is how AI takes over, given them access.
www.rawstory.com/disgace-furo...
We are so screwed. This is how AI takes over, given them access.
'Disgrace': Furor as Pete Hegseth's Pentagon partners with Elon Musk
Elon Musk, the world’s richest man and the owner of the social media app X, has faced a mountain of outrage in recent weeks as his platform’s artificial intelligence chatbot “Grok” has been used to ge...
www.rawstory.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
'Disgrace': Furor as Pete Hegseth's Pentagon partners with Elon Musk
www.rawstory.com/disgace-furo...
We are so screwed. This is how AI takes over, given them access.
www.rawstory.com/disgace-furo...
We are so screwed. This is how AI takes over, given them access.
"I hope everyone had a grea...goo...happy Christmas."
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"I hope everyone had a grea...goo...happy Christmas."
Love it if I could start a group chat here. Might bring more people over from Twitter.
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Love it if I could start a group chat here. Might bring more people over from Twitter.
"Merry Christmas you filthy animals."
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Merry Christmas you filthy animals."
🍸I feel like with that being the case. Anything else would have been better to announce. Hell, do GTA6, Beyond Good and Evil, or Star Citizen. Those are never getting released.
Last night's biggest surprise was Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic, led by Casey Hudson, who directed KOTOR (and Anthem). Exciting news for lots of people... but Lucasfilm says the studio was founded this year, which means that 2030 is an *optimistic* guess. Maybe it'll be a PlayStation 7 game
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
🍸I feel like with that being the case. Anything else would have been better to announce. Hell, do GTA6, Beyond Good and Evil, or Star Citizen. Those are never getting released.
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"A No Nut November, where the guy couldn't get aroused. Yeah, I'm sure she had a kick of breaking me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
"I think she could do that anytime she wanted. Watching her manhandle Ichigo is always amusing.
But I suppose you're referring to the suggestive sort?"
But I suppose you're referring to the suggestive sort?"
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"A No Nut November, where the guy couldn't get aroused. Yeah, I'm sure she had a kick of breaking me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
"Ahh.. I get it. She can be seductive when she wants to be, but she's picky when she does."
Yoruichi gives him a brief nudge.
"She must fancy you to go all out like that."
Yoruichi gives him a brief nudge.
"She must fancy you to go all out like that."
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
She raises a brow.
"You know, I hate to say it, but I can see it. Kisuke has quite the weakness when it comes to risqué clothing.
How the hell did you lose?"
"You know, I hate to say it, but I can see it. Kisuke has quite the weakness when it comes to risqué clothing.
How the hell did you lose?"
"...I lasted longer than he did."
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
"...I lasted longer than he did."
"I heard about that. Both you and Kisuke folded on the first day."
She's failing horribly to not laugh.
She's failing horribly to not laugh.
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"...I lasted longer than he did."
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
"Can't drink everyday."
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Can't drink everyday."
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
ALT: a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
ALT: a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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May 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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