Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
@ptgrimmjow.bsky.social
This is a fan parody account of Grimmjow. I am not in a relationship with Viz, Shonen Jump, Pierrot, Shueisha, or Tite Kubo. Refer to the pinned tweet for information about mun, muse, and other topics.
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"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
"Can't drink everyday."
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Can't drink everyday."
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
ALT: a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
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October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
ALT: a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
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October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
Reposted by Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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May 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ — ketsumyo.carrd.co
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ — ketsumyo.carrd.co
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #BLEACHRP #BLEACHOC #MVRP
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"Wonder if anyone would like free drinks...nah."
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Wonder if anyone would like free drinks...nah."
Reposted by Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
✍️Lord Rimuru’s faithful assistant and first secretary, Shion
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
a girl with purple hair is hugging a blue balloon
ALT: a girl with purple hair is hugging a blue balloon
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November 14, 2024 at 7:34 PM
✍️Lord Rimuru’s faithful assistant and first secretary, Shion
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
"..."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
She pauses for a second, lifting her glass.
"I'm going to let you get away with that pun, but only because you're cute."
"I'm going to let you get away with that pun, but only because you're cute."
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
October 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"..."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
"Thanks for the drink, handsome."
She blows him a kiss before taking the drink.
Taking a small sip, she just watched him for a moment, losing herself in thought.
She blows him a kiss before taking the drink.
Taking a small sip, she just watched him for a moment, losing herself in thought.
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He chuckles at her request. But gets it for her.-
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
-He chuckles at her request. But gets it for her.-
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Yeah, stopped after the first 3 months. Just not as much movement as I hoped."
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
"Ya know what? I can't argue with that logic. You've got a good point. Branding gets exhausting."
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"Yeah, stopped after the first 3 months. Just not as much movement as I hoped."
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
"Has it ready been that long since you had a customer? Sheesh. Well, I'll take a glass of rum on the rocks."
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
"Well hello there stranger.~"
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
"Happy Halloween, everyone. Going as Abby for Halloween. And know, I Can Be Your Sanctuary."
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Happy Halloween, everyone. Going as Abby for Halloween. And know, I Can Be Your Sanctuary."
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
"I should try to be more active here."
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
July 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I should try to be more active here."
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
"Simple, it's funny. Now, you going to order something?"
(What's with the "peach" thing...?)
"Are you always like this? We're not even actively in a fight and yet you're trying to pick one with me."💢
"Are you always like this? We're not even actively in a fight and yet you're trying to pick one with me."💢
May 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Simple, it's funny. Now, you going to order something?"
"Back at you."
-He leans in closer.-
"Peach."
-He leans in closer.-
"Peach."
"Ichigo may have had to help, but I've gotten stronger since the last time. It'd be unwise of you to underestimate me."
"Do you not remember how that ended?"
May 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Back at you."
-He leans in closer.-
"Peach."
-He leans in closer.-
"Peach."
"Do you not remember how that ended?"
"I don't have time to waste on morons like you. Or would you like to be turned into an ice sculpture again?"
"Whatever you say Glove."
May 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Do you not remember how that ended?"
"Eh, if it happens again, let me know."
"I'm not real sure. I just figured he was a really good friend who didn't care what she did."
"...Isn't there a human term for that?"
May 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Eh, if it happens again, let me know."
"...Isn't there a human term for that?"
"That and she has a friend who has more money than he knows what to do with. She buys whatever she wants with his money, and he never even brings it up to her."
"I meant as a general rule. And yes, she should have money. She's paid well enough."
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"...Isn't there a human term for that?"