Simon
@psymonplays.bsky.social
King of Fall Damage, Lord of potato aim, content creator who loots things. He/They. Twitch Affiliate | YouTube Partner. Business: psymonplays@gmail.com | linktr.ee/psymonplays
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Simon
@psymonplays.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
I should introduce myself here as it'll be my main social.
Hi, I'm Simon, a UK-based variety streamer. I play everything from FPS to looter-shooters to survival games and more. My chat even occasionally 'convinces' me to play horror games.
You can catch me on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/psymonplays
Hi, I'm Simon, a UK-based variety streamer. I play everything from FPS to looter-shooters to survival games and more. My chat even occasionally 'convinces' me to play horror games.
You can catch me on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/psymonplays
Please, everyone, go tell Discord to stay the fuck away from AI bullshit.
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Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Please, everyone, go tell Discord to stay the fuck away from AI bullshit.
Balatro is hands down one of my favourite games of the last few years. Finally popped one of my best gaming achievements in a while (after 244 hours of game time). Beating Black Deck on Gold Stake was no joke.
Now the long slog towards C++. Only 111 jokers and a whole bunch of challenges to go...
Now the long slog towards C++. Only 111 jokers and a whole bunch of challenges to go...
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Balatro is hands down one of my favourite games of the last few years. Finally popped one of my best gaming achievements in a while (after 244 hours of game time). Beating Black Deck on Gold Stake was no joke.
Now the long slog towards C++. Only 111 jokers and a whole bunch of challenges to go...
Now the long slog towards C++. Only 111 jokers and a whole bunch of challenges to go...
I entirely believe that 30+ people were all simultaneously fired for gross misconduct, and they just HAPPENED to be the same 30+ people who were trying to unionise. Yeah, that's definitely what happened. They 100% weren't fired to trying to unionise. Absolutely not.
FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES.
FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES.
BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct.
Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Studio Accused of Union Busting After Firings
Union says 30 and 40 people were terminated. Rockstar Games’ parent company cites ‘gross misconduct’
www.bloomberg.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I entirely believe that 30+ people were all simultaneously fired for gross misconduct, and they just HAPPENED to be the same 30+ people who were trying to unionise. Yeah, that's definitely what happened. They 100% weren't fired to trying to unionise. Absolutely not.
FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES.
FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES.
Just out here, stroking my cock
a man in a hat holds a brown chicken
Alt: a man in a hat holding a rooster
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October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just out here, stroking my cock
let's fucking go, dude. glad it went well. i should hopefully be able to swing by at least for a little while on tuesday
August 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
let's fucking go, dude. glad it went well. i should hopefully be able to swing by at least for a little while on tuesday
I haven't watched much Twitch over the last couple of years. A lot of my former go-to streamers don't really go live anymore (not like that's something I can relate to 👀) and others have outed themselves as assholes.
I need new streamers to watch.
I need new streamers to watch.
July 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I haven't watched much Twitch over the last couple of years. A lot of my former go-to streamers don't really go live anymore (not like that's something I can relate to 👀) and others have outed themselves as assholes.
I need new streamers to watch.
I need new streamers to watch.
Breaking out the good stuff tonight
July 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Breaking out the good stuff tonight
Can confirm, did touch grass
May 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Can confirm, did touch grass
Today is a good day to get some garden work done
May 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Today is a good day to get some garden work done
Hi, my name's Simon and I'm a Balatro addict
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera while scratching his neck.
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May 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hi, my name's Simon and I'm a Balatro addict
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TONIGHT AT 8:30 EST: MK is diving into Blue Prince for the first time ever, going in completely unspoiled! Join them and Marn (who has been playing since release day) in the hunt for the elusive Room 46, only on moonshot.mov!
April 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
TONIGHT AT 8:30 EST: MK is diving into Blue Prince for the first time ever, going in completely unspoiled! Join them and Marn (who has been playing since release day) in the hunt for the elusive Room 46, only on moonshot.mov!
In the wake of today's ruling by the UK Supreme Court, I stand side-by-side with my trans friends both here and all over the world. It's a dark and difficult time, but please look after yourselves.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
April 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In the wake of today's ruling by the UK Supreme Court, I stand side-by-side with my trans friends both here and all over the world. It's a dark and difficult time, but please look after yourselves.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
Update, we've had the lil shrimp (his name is Charlie) for 9 weeks now and he's settling in great. Basically owns the place at this point.
Also, currently in a fight to the death with my ISP to get stable internet speeds that can actually allow me to stream again 🤞🤞
Also, currently in a fight to the death with my ISP to get stable internet speeds that can actually allow me to stream again 🤞🤞
April 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Update, we've had the lil shrimp (his name is Charlie) for 9 weeks now and he's settling in great. Basically owns the place at this point.
Also, currently in a fight to the death with my ISP to get stable internet speeds that can actually allow me to stream again 🤞🤞
Also, currently in a fight to the death with my ISP to get stable internet speeds that can actually allow me to stream again 🤞🤞
Sorry I missed it (DAMN MY FUCKING INTERNET). GG on the Ws though
April 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sorry I missed it (DAMN MY FUCKING INTERNET). GG on the Ws though
You were my new inspiration
My muse
And I mean that not as a compliment
I will use you to cruise through any writers block
Any lazy days when a glazed gaze invades my minds cave of creativity
I will think of you
And what you did to me
youtu.be/j0gNWUMl8t0?...
My muse
And I mean that not as a compliment
I will use you to cruise through any writers block
Any lazy days when a glazed gaze invades my minds cave of creativity
I will think of you
And what you did to me
youtu.be/j0gNWUMl8t0?...
dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me
YouTube video by LeSacVSPipVEVO
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March 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You were my new inspiration
My muse
And I mean that not as a compliment
I will use you to cruise through any writers block
Any lazy days when a glazed gaze invades my minds cave of creativity
I will think of you
And what you did to me
youtu.be/j0gNWUMl8t0?...
My muse
And I mean that not as a compliment
I will use you to cruise through any writers block
Any lazy days when a glazed gaze invades my minds cave of creativity
I will think of you
And what you did to me
youtu.be/j0gNWUMl8t0?...
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So it’s over then, works for me
OpenAI declares AI race “over” if training on copyrighted works isn’t fair use
National security hinges on unfettered access to AI training data, OpenAI says.
arstechnica.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So it’s over then, works for me
Haven't been on the socials much lately, but content *should* be returning soon. Lately I've been spending my time looking after this lil shrimp, who we took in from a rescue three weeks ago and love to bits already.
March 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Haven't been on the socials much lately, but content *should* be returning soon. Lately I've been spending my time looking after this lil shrimp, who we took in from a rescue three weeks ago and love to bits already.
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Seems like a good day to repost this for no reason at all.
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seems like a good day to repost this for no reason at all.
2023 v 2024, sums up my current feelings on Destiny 2 pretty well
December 18, 2024 at 8:20 PM
2023 v 2024, sums up my current feelings on Destiny 2 pretty well
I feel this so, so much. I swear OBS just spins a wheel every time it opens to decide what's not going to work this time.
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I feel this so, so much. I swear OBS just spins a wheel every time it opens to decide what's not going to work this time.
Fallen behind with my book reading over recent years, beginning to correct that now. Picked up this today, Roddy Doyle has long been a favourite author of mine, all the way back to the Barrytown trilogy.
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Fallen behind with my book reading over recent years, beginning to correct that now. Picked up this today, Roddy Doyle has long been a favourite author of mine, all the way back to the Barrytown trilogy.
Playing Portal 2 for the very first time with @citadelofswords.bsky.social I'm going to fall to my death. A lot twitch.tv/psymonplays
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I promised my friend this stream for over two years
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November 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Playing Portal 2 for the very first time with @citadelofswords.bsky.social I'm going to fall to my death. A lot twitch.tv/psymonplays
Finally got round to deactivating my Twitter account. Feels good to have let that fascist hellscape go once and for all.
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Finally got round to deactivating my Twitter account. Feels good to have let that fascist hellscape go once and for all.
Y'all are not gonna want to miss this, it is going to be top-tier content. That's 6pm GMT for anyone of my side of the Atlantic.
tomorrow at like... 1pm eastern? @psymonplays.bsky.social is finally fulfilling a promise to play portal 2 co-op with me. we'll both be live on twitch on our respective channels. everyone bully him into setting an alarm so he doesn't sleep through it. twitch.tv/citadelofswo...
November 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Y'all are not gonna want to miss this, it is going to be top-tier content. That's 6pm GMT for anyone of my side of the Atlantic.