Psych0pingu
@psych0pingu.bsky.social
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🔞 MDNI 🔞
No links, just me dopamining.
If you KNOW me, you might wanna turn around. If not, that's on you.
🔞 MDNI 🔞
No links, just me dopamining.
If you KNOW me, you might wanna turn around. If not, that's on you.
On Wednesdays we Wagon, right? Couple recycles, hope nobody minds ♻️ Gotta pay the butt tax after all the effort the ladies put in around here!
February 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
On Wednesdays we Wagon, right? Couple recycles, hope nobody minds ♻️ Gotta pay the butt tax after all the effort the ladies put in around here!
I don't know anything about fashion, all I know is "braless in a white tank top" speaks to me on a spiritual level.
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I don't know anything about fashion, all I know is "braless in a white tank top" speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Today Matthew I will be... FAT.
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Today Matthew I will be... FAT.
Did a thing. Happy brainmeats.
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Did a thing. Happy brainmeats.
Valentine's means red, right?
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Valentine's means red, right?
My Valentine's date is cuter than yours.
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My Valentine's date is cuter than yours.
"Naked or lingerie?"
Um, dealers choice. However I will politely put in a request for oversized tee and stompy boots. Plz.
Um, dealers choice. However I will politely put in a request for oversized tee and stompy boots. Plz.
February 14, 2026 at 7:53 AM
"Naked or lingerie?"
Um, dealers choice. However I will politely put in a request for oversized tee and stompy boots. Plz.
Um, dealers choice. However I will politely put in a request for oversized tee and stompy boots. Plz.
Apparently when buying drain cleaner, bleach and Monster together saying "this one's a chaser" isn't as funny to Mildred the country Co-Op worker as it is to yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Apparently when buying drain cleaner, bleach and Monster together saying "this one's a chaser" isn't as funny to Mildred the country Co-Op worker as it is to yourself.
Ever feel like your brains are being sucked out your head by Big Surveillance?
Nah, me neither. Yay Skynet, we love you 😘
Nah, me neither. Yay Skynet, we love you 😘
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Ever feel like your brains are being sucked out your head by Big Surveillance?
Nah, me neither. Yay Skynet, we love you 😘
Nah, me neither. Yay Skynet, we love you 😘
Can't put into words exactly how much I do NOT want to get out of bed today. But alas, the bacon will not cook itself. First; sins.
February 8, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Can't put into words exactly how much I do NOT want to get out of bed today. But alas, the bacon will not cook itself. First; sins.
Onwards, to wedding!
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Onwards, to wedding!
Sometimes you just need to orgasm yourself to sleep. All the wagons posted for Wednesday totally unrelated... 👀
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Sometimes you just need to orgasm yourself to sleep. All the wagons posted for Wednesday totally unrelated... 👀
Hotel room and none of my usual distractions, what else was I gonna do? Crochet a tea cosy?
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Hotel room and none of my usual distractions, what else was I gonna do? Crochet a tea cosy?
Cuck Orgy Room, with hot tub. I've sat in two of the four chairs inside so far, pacing myself.
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Cuck Orgy Room, with hot tub. I've sat in two of the four chairs inside so far, pacing myself.
My hotel room has 4 chairs in, and a bed easily wide enough for 3 people.
Cuck orgy.
Cuck orgy.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My hotel room has 4 chairs in, and a bed easily wide enough for 3 people.
Cuck orgy.
Cuck orgy.
3-4hr train journey? With 3 changes? Tunes and disassociation between towns it is.
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
3-4hr train journey? With 3 changes? Tunes and disassociation between towns it is.
Gotta go be social with other humans over the next couple days. There's the small matter of my best friend of 30+ years getting married.
(There will be a belt, I just haven't found it yet...)
(There will be a belt, I just haven't found it yet...)
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Gotta go be social with other humans over the next couple days. There's the small matter of my best friend of 30+ years getting married.
(There will be a belt, I just haven't found it yet...)
(There will be a belt, I just haven't found it yet...)
LEGO. I should order LEGO.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
LEGO. I should order LEGO.
Monochrome Moobs. Because it's Monday.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Monochrome Moobs. Because it's Monday.
Self-Love Sunday, curry edition.
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Self-Love Sunday, curry edition.
And this is why I'll never be a skinny man; pizza solves everything.
But seriously, it's being a dick.
But seriously, it's being a dick.
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
And this is why I'll never be a skinny man; pizza solves everything.
But seriously, it's being a dick.
But seriously, it's being a dick.
If anyone needs me I will be roughly -here- for the next 48hrs. Basking in humanlessness and unhealthy dining choices.
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If anyone needs me I will be roughly -here- for the next 48hrs. Basking in humanlessness and unhealthy dining choices.
Life needs more orgasms and less... *gestures broadly at world*
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Life needs more orgasms and less... *gestures broadly at world*