Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic
@pseudoisidorus.bsky.social
Post-pseudepigraphal Jungo-Marxist dialectical neomystagogy
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The Epic of Gilgamesh literally opens with a honeypot set by a raping, plunderering monarch for an anarcho-primitivist engaging in direct action for animal liberation.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The Epic of Gilgamesh literally opens with a honeypot set by a raping, plunderering monarch for an anarcho-primitivist engaging in direct action for animal liberation.
It's kind of wild how stupid most people are when you stop and think about it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It's kind of wild how stupid most people are when you stop and think about it.
Pam Bondi crashing out harder than a self-driving Cybertruck.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Pam Bondi crashing out harder than a self-driving Cybertruck.
It's seriously wild how fundamentalist Christians will act like we never discovered The Epic of Gilgamesh.
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It's seriously wild how fundamentalist Christians will act like we never discovered The Epic of Gilgamesh.
"Where all my short kings at?" - William Shakespeare, 'Manlet'
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"Where all my short kings at?" - William Shakespeare, 'Manlet'
There's a debate about "natural law" tonight at Biola University. I can't wait to learn whether we need the Bible to know that God wants us to commit genocide and oppress immigrants and cover up child rape rings or whether we can figure that out on our own. Natural theology is such a fun subject!
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
There's a debate about "natural law" tonight at Biola University. I can't wait to learn whether we need the Bible to know that God wants us to commit genocide and oppress immigrants and cover up child rape rings or whether we can figure that out on our own. Natural theology is such a fun subject!
More like the Seattle Seacucks, amirite?
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
More like the Seattle Seacucks, amirite?
Straight got a dumper brewin in the oven bro
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Straight got a dumper brewin in the oven bro
Follow me, you fucking idiots!
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Follow me, you fucking idiots!
Eat your PEA PROTEIN, John Stein!!! @jschadenfreude.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Eat your PEA PROTEIN, John Stein!!! @jschadenfreude.bsky.social
When are we going to start throwing water balloons filled with bull semen at ICE agents?
I mean, it doesn't have to be that — I'm open to suggestions. I just happen to have a lot of them lying around here.
I mean, it doesn't have to be that — I'm open to suggestions. I just happen to have a lot of them lying around here.
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
When are we going to start throwing water balloons filled with bull semen at ICE agents?
I mean, it doesn't have to be that — I'm open to suggestions. I just happen to have a lot of them lying around here.
I mean, it doesn't have to be that — I'm open to suggestions. I just happen to have a lot of them lying around here.
"TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!"
- Noam Chomsky on his good friend Jeff Epstein
- Noam Chomsky on his good friend Jeff Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!"
- Noam Chomsky on his good friend Jeff Epstein
- Noam Chomsky on his good friend Jeff Epstein
Apparently, the viral claim about Trump calling black women "boogers" was false (entirely on brand, of course, which made it so believable, who would have thought to even fact-check?).
Since that domain is now freed up again, I motion to begin using it as a slur for the bourgeoisie instead.
Since that domain is now freed up again, I motion to begin using it as a slur for the bourgeoisie instead.
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Apparently, the viral claim about Trump calling black women "boogers" was false (entirely on brand, of course, which made it so believable, who would have thought to even fact-check?).
Since that domain is now freed up again, I motion to begin using it as a slur for the bourgeoisie instead.
Since that domain is now freed up again, I motion to begin using it as a slur for the bourgeoisie instead.
Abolish the Bourgeoisie
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Abolish the Bourgeoisie
Can a "liberal" Zionist explain to me what the difference is between the mythical bullshit cited by the Nazis to promote Aryan supremacy and the mythical bullshit used to promote Jewish supremacy? Or the Nazi concept of "lebensraum" and "Eretz Israel"? There must be some difference, right?
Right?
Right?
a man with a beard is smiling in front of a flag of israel
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a flag of israel
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February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Can a "liberal" Zionist explain to me what the difference is between the mythical bullshit cited by the Nazis to promote Aryan supremacy and the mythical bullshit used to promote Jewish supremacy? Or the Nazi concept of "lebensraum" and "Eretz Israel"? There must be some difference, right?
Right?
Right?
Tbh I'd be totally fine with locking her up.
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Tbh I'd be totally fine with locking her up.
The-One-They-Call-STEIN knows *nothing!* of the joys and vagaries of Jungo-Marxist synthesis!
Most likely because I haven't invented it yet.
Most likely because I haven't invented it yet.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The-One-They-Call-STEIN knows *nothing!* of the joys and vagaries of Jungo-Marxist synthesis!
Most likely because I haven't invented it yet.
Most likely because I haven't invented it yet.
I thoroughly misused facebook for the past two decades and I intend to do the same here.
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I thoroughly misused facebook for the past two decades and I intend to do the same here.
John Stein is the same yesterday, today and forever.
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
John Stein is the same yesterday, today and forever.
JOHN STEIN
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
JOHN STEIN