Dragon
@pseudodragon.bsky.social
No minors; followers will be curated on whim. 4(0)/nb/pnw | pet & milf of @mxtressstyx.bsky.social | private NSFW account
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Dragon
@pseudodragon.bsky.social
· Dec 17
Guess I'm using this app full time now, so here's what you need to know before following:
🔞 No minors, will block on sight.
🛑 Will block & report anyone supporting spanking kids.
🥵 kinks: primarily spanking & ropes
✨️I indulge Little Space for comfort & use diapers for comfort/accessibility.
🔞 No minors, will block on sight.
🛑 Will block & report anyone supporting spanking kids.
🥵 kinks: primarily spanking & ropes
✨️I indulge Little Space for comfort & use diapers for comfort/accessibility.
At least we can still be gay
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
At least we can still be gay
World's on fire and people suck, makes me wanna scream
But I played Thunderstruck on my bass today and my forearm's on fire and one day maybe she'll let a badass bassist make her scream..
But I played Thunderstruck on my bass today and my forearm's on fire and one day maybe she'll let a badass bassist make her scream..
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
World's on fire and people suck, makes me wanna scream
But I played Thunderstruck on my bass today and my forearm's on fire and one day maybe she'll let a badass bassist make her scream..
But I played Thunderstruck on my bass today and my forearm's on fire and one day maybe she'll let a badass bassist make her scream..
I need a reset spanking so bad right now
But my body goes through this thing every now and then where it forgets I'm a spanko and kinda just ignores the spanks. We tried the other day and my body just was like- ok..and??
Nothing else gets me reset like spankins & nothing breaks this cycle but time
But my body goes through this thing every now and then where it forgets I'm a spanko and kinda just ignores the spanks. We tried the other day and my body just was like- ok..and??
Nothing else gets me reset like spankins & nothing breaks this cycle but time
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November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I need a reset spanking so bad right now
But my body goes through this thing every now and then where it forgets I'm a spanko and kinda just ignores the spanks. We tried the other day and my body just was like- ok..and??
Nothing else gets me reset like spankins & nothing breaks this cycle but time
But my body goes through this thing every now and then where it forgets I'm a spanko and kinda just ignores the spanks. We tried the other day and my body just was like- ok..and??
Nothing else gets me reset like spankins & nothing breaks this cycle but time
[HISSES IN AUTISM]
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[HISSES IN AUTISM]
Setting aside the sweeping political and economical and humanitarian crimes for a moment
And it's still and autistic's nightmare
Jfc no thank you ill just go to the understaffed second hand where they know my face and the most they do is greet me at the door and leave me alone until checkout
And it's still and autistic's nightmare
Jfc no thank you ill just go to the understaffed second hand where they know my face and the most they do is greet me at the door and leave me alone until checkout
Do the locked plexiglass cases where they keep the deodorant also smile?
Do the self-checkout lanes they put in to avoid paying people also wave?
Target's never coming back.
Do the self-checkout lanes they put in to avoid paying people also wave?
Target's never coming back.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Setting aside the sweeping political and economical and humanitarian crimes for a moment
And it's still and autistic's nightmare
Jfc no thank you ill just go to the understaffed second hand where they know my face and the most they do is greet me at the door and leave me alone until checkout
And it's still and autistic's nightmare
Jfc no thank you ill just go to the understaffed second hand where they know my face and the most they do is greet me at the door and leave me alone until checkout
Listen.
@pseudodragon.bsky.social when you ask if they want sushi or spanks.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Listen.
I took my meds
I had 2 types of caffeine
WHEREMST TEH FEK IS MY FOCUS
I had 2 types of caffeine
WHEREMST TEH FEK IS MY FOCUS
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I took my meds
I had 2 types of caffeine
WHEREMST TEH FEK IS MY FOCUS
I had 2 types of caffeine
WHEREMST TEH FEK IS MY FOCUS
(Wordle fail)
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November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
(Wordle fail)
I got to end credits in Hades 2 tonight
Am feels
Am feels
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November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I got to end credits in Hades 2 tonight
Am feels
Am feels
Wordle 1,600 3/6
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I know I am, what of it
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I know I am, what of it
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Wordle 1,600 3/6
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I know I am, what of it
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I know I am, what of it
Reposted by Dragon
For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
If Pets could sign petitions, we'd be done with this dst nonsense post haste
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If Pets could sign petitions, we'd be done with this dst nonsense post haste
Today I learned to not sleep on the Night Bloom gift from Selene, having a dedicated DPS is dope, both of my recent end game wins have been because of those fuckers
Cant get enough of hades 2, its even more fun than hades was
Cant get enough of hades 2, its even more fun than hades was
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Today I learned to not sleep on the Night Bloom gift from Selene, having a dedicated DPS is dope, both of my recent end game wins have been because of those fuckers
Cant get enough of hades 2, its even more fun than hades was
Cant get enough of hades 2, its even more fun than hades was
Wordle 1,598 4/6
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Not actually mad
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Not actually mad
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wordle 1,598 4/6
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Not actually mad
Sometimes a dragon just needs a lil fire
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sometimes a dragon just needs a lil fire
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November 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Goals 🫠🥹✨️
Oh sorry, did I sneak up on you?... 🤭
Happy Halloween!~ 🎃💖
[Wet/Leaking Alts]
Happy Halloween!~ 🎃💖
[Wet/Leaking Alts]
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Goals 🫠🥹✨️
Wordle 1,594 3/6
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Brb i think im gonna buy a lottery ticket rq
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Brb i think im gonna buy a lottery ticket rq
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wordle 1,594 3/6
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Brb i think im gonna buy a lottery ticket rq
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Brb i think im gonna buy a lottery ticket rq
My job gets harder and harder every month, and it gets increasingly likely that I will be without a job every month...
And something in me has snapped. I no longer give any fucks about my job, even though it'll be like 3-6 months before I'm homeless and no one will hire me. I just. Broke, I guess.
And something in me has snapped. I no longer give any fucks about my job, even though it'll be like 3-6 months before I'm homeless and no one will hire me. I just. Broke, I guess.
Amazon is laying off people. Microsoft is laying off people. Systems are crashing and we are the ones dealing with the poor outcomes 😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My job gets harder and harder every month, and it gets increasingly likely that I will be without a job every month...
And something in me has snapped. I no longer give any fucks about my job, even though it'll be like 3-6 months before I'm homeless and no one will hire me. I just. Broke, I guess.
And something in me has snapped. I no longer give any fucks about my job, even though it'll be like 3-6 months before I'm homeless and no one will hire me. I just. Broke, I guess.
I never fall asleep faster or deeper than in the space between my first alarm and my second alarm on a cold rainy winter morning.
I do NOT wanna today
I do NOT wanna today
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I never fall asleep faster or deeper than in the space between my first alarm and my second alarm on a cold rainy winter morning.
I do NOT wanna today
I do NOT wanna today
This one is for meg
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This one is for meg
Im in big pain
Kids are in big burnout
We are all taking a mental health day
Because this life is too damn short and the world is on fire and we need a fuckin break man
Kids are in big burnout
We are all taking a mental health day
Because this life is too damn short and the world is on fire and we need a fuckin break man
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Im in big pain
Kids are in big burnout
We are all taking a mental health day
Because this life is too damn short and the world is on fire and we need a fuckin break man
Kids are in big burnout
We are all taking a mental health day
Because this life is too damn short and the world is on fire and we need a fuckin break man
I need a YCH ideas for my little dragon 🤔🤔
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need a YCH ideas for my little dragon 🤔🤔
My knees are in agony
My wrists arent much better
I hate that my body is soooooo much older than I am, it's really fucking unfair. I never got to have a childhood, I skipped straight to ultra responsibility and old creaky joints. 😭
My wrists arent much better
I hate that my body is soooooo much older than I am, it's really fucking unfair. I never got to have a childhood, I skipped straight to ultra responsibility and old creaky joints. 😭
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My knees are in agony
My wrists arent much better
I hate that my body is soooooo much older than I am, it's really fucking unfair. I never got to have a childhood, I skipped straight to ultra responsibility and old creaky joints. 😭
My wrists arent much better
I hate that my body is soooooo much older than I am, it's really fucking unfair. I never got to have a childhood, I skipped straight to ultra responsibility and old creaky joints. 😭
I don't think any blanket statement is a good one to build any assumptions on.
I think switches have an advantage by knowing the thrill and sensations, but it comes down to the person and dynamic, are they investing in their partner and their dynamic, are they investing in themselves & learning?
I think switches have an advantage by knowing the thrill and sensations, but it comes down to the person and dynamic, are they investing in their partner and their dynamic, are they investing in themselves & learning?
Where do others stand on the statement that switches make the best tops?
As usual, I am the dissenter.
Being a good top isn't necessarily about knowing what it feels like.
It's about CARING what it feels like, and being in tune and sensitive to your partner.
As usual, I am the dissenter.
Being a good top isn't necessarily about knowing what it feels like.
It's about CARING what it feels like, and being in tune and sensitive to your partner.
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't think any blanket statement is a good one to build any assumptions on.
I think switches have an advantage by knowing the thrill and sensations, but it comes down to the person and dynamic, are they investing in their partner and their dynamic, are they investing in themselves & learning?
I think switches have an advantage by knowing the thrill and sensations, but it comes down to the person and dynamic, are they investing in their partner and their dynamic, are they investing in themselves & learning?