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Richard
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Ohh boy!
There’s an offer at a pizza restaurant where you can get £1 off a pizza per km of a pizza inspired run. My idea was this for the run but no one seems to get it!

(sometimes i think my sense of humour is broken and i just have to laugh at my own jokes 😭)
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Time for the next instalment of The Night Manager. Not quite the same as the first series but still good tv.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just liked the light in this photo
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Time for the second series of The Night Manager. Hoping it doesn’t rely on me remembering the first series as that was a long time ago…
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Sadly I am not king.
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

Smorgasborg
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

Serious Chocolate
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Any guesses? I’ve tried them and I’m still not much wiser 👀
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Did one of those murder mystery games this evening. We got the murderer right and sort of the reason but the reason given was a bit less convoluted than ours!
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Long walk today following the river from Bristol to Bath. Thought that the river might have spilt over more but only a few bits to avoid and mostly mud. Lovely day out. Added good deed of helping an older couple get their luggage to the station. Sleepy now 😴
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lovely and sunny at parkrun this morning. Obligatory picture of me squinting for a picture…
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Rudolph was loose
Got into the hoose
To bake a chocolate cake

No whisk for batter
This doesn’t matter
A good kick is all it will take?

A mess was made
Welcome overstayed
The house starting to wake

Time to run away!
Get back to the sleigh
A reindeer can’t really bake

#IncludeKickSleighLoose
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I sometimes wonder how much I could get done if I didn’t spend so long watching random videos on Instagram.
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just joining in the pictures of lovely skies this morning. Something about shepherds 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Back on Netflix again. Currently watching some of the Anne Rice adaptations. Mixed reviews. Any Netflix recommendations gratefully received 🙂
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Right, I think I’ve put up enough Christmas trees this year. Back to eating chocolates.
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just watched the new Frankenstein film. Great but I now need to find something with some joy before bed!
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Seven Pounds for me. Never cried so much at a film.
Last Tango in Paris, which I saw when I was too young, and desperately wish I could unsee
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stumbled on this… simply incredible! To have been there for this performance would have been amazing.

youtu.be/5mlllRdIfqw?...
Betty Buckley - Memory (1983 Tony Awards)
YouTube video by timvitkuske
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And so the search for interesting Christmas presents begins… I’ve already done my usual of walking around the city. Just Christmas markets and the internet left now 😬
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tree Up!
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Shower currently only does cold water. This is meant to be good for you? Having baths all the time feels weird but will probably wait until the shower is fixed!
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Seeing the proof of delivery photos for parcels is always a bit worrying. Latest one just seems to be a picture of someone holding the parcel near a bin 😬
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Going to attempt to sleep in tomorrow. If I’m not awake by about midday give me a poke please.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM