been a long time since we posted anything since our entire social media team has been stuck down in the fuckin sunken place this entire time, no internet access down there only despair from us and indifference from creatures who SHOULD be despairing.

choose

THIS COULD BE YOU! Remember to protect yourself from Parascaphism.

image recovered from the field

protean parking lot

let us know

don’t forget

farthead

so originally (before our engineers came up with the gambling machine) we were planning on just slapping a table down there along with some timers and buttons. a bit crude but it got the job done lemme tell ya. just look how happy this “guy” looks.

safe-ts been acting real strange recently

anyone seen this fella

leaked documents destroying this company from the inside

fuckin james came over and told me we can’t build no more gambling machines becuase we’re running out of money. i had fun with those. can’t have shit down here

fuck this guy in particular