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Lexie
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Y fletch
Went to the dentist today - w, gotta take care of those teeth - and then did some retail therapy at Target. Check the new cardigan. I am lazy af but feeling warm as hell. This is your sign to treat yoself to somethin' nice today. Happy Hump Day.
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Like I literally keep saying to everyone, this is a world problem.
ICE agents will have a “security role” during the upcoming Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics, Rome’s U.S. embassy says.
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
On this note, FUCK ICE. Yall don't understand the mental, physical, and emotional hell hole that Minnesota is living in right now. You cannot drive anywhere without noticing multiple sketchy SUVs or just running into an ICE agent in general. I can't get gas without being face to face with an agent.
I hate a neutral bitch. Stand for fucking something. And when you back pedal and start giving a shit a bit too late, know it's noted. This is not the time or place to be a spineless stick in the mud.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I hate a neutral bitch. Stand for fucking something. And when you back pedal and start giving a shit a bit too late, know it's noted. This is not the time or place to be a spineless stick in the mud.
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Smoke detectors/devices that don't use AAA should be outlawed.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
If I could go one week without debilitating anxiety that would be ideal.
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Woke up craving garlic bread so good morning all.
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Seasonal depression hit so hard sometimes like stfu pls?
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Reposted by Lexie
Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Rooting for the Seattle Seahawks. Because yay Sam Darnold.
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Being a Minnesotan right now is fuckin difficult. Fuck ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I got my luggage back but now my dog might have cancer. (No correlation) 👍
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
ICE is murdering people in my state, my accounts are still locked from fraud, I am battling Icelandair to get my luggage back, work is donkey shit busy. I am good with 2026 already wake me up when it's 2027, I'm over it.
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Reposted by Lexie
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Marcus and I played a fuck ton of Mario Party and Mario Kart World that I kinda wish I had a Switch 2 what the. Why are they so fun 😭
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Also, woke up to fraud on my credit card that I was using while my debit card was deactivated...for fraud. 🫠
Icelandair lost my luggage which is ah haa super sick. 😎
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Icelandair lost my luggage which is ah haa super sick. 😎
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Lexie
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
The NYE dinner with the fam fit #slayed but I don't have a full length mirror so this the best I could do. Also bangs are fun but a bitch ty.
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I for real bought the whole damn mall idk but I am about to look fuego on NYE so whaddya do
Lexie + Credit Card + European Mall = 💸
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lexie + Credit Card + European Mall = 💸
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We have some of the best WRs, Aaron Jones Sr., Will the Thrill, and an INSANE defense and yet all that talent wasted by a lack of a decent QB. My heart hurts and I cry.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Vikings pulled off a Christmas miracle. I do not understand what the fuck I just watched.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I remember I've seen Snoop Dogg live, I am reminded life really ain't that bad.
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM