Progressive Donkey
@progressivedonkey.bsky.social
Gay-married. Anti-theist. Anti-centrist. Anti-fascist. Neurodivergent.
I hope he dies screaming.
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I hope he dies screaming.
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Centrist Dems aren’t the lesser of two evils.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
Hey @npr.org wanna know why I refuse to listen to you or support you? No? Figures. But let me tell you anyway. This. This is why. “…how similar Trump and Biden were.”
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I’ll take reporting by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social over reporting by you or Mara Liasson any day.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I’ll take reporting by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social over reporting by you or Mara Liasson any day.
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hey @npr.org wanna know why I refuse to listen to you or support you? No? Figures. But let me tell you anyway. This. This is why. “…how similar Trump and Biden were.”
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I’ll take reporting by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social over reporting by you or Mara Liasson any day.
😶
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I’ll take reporting by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social over reporting by you or Mara Liasson any day.
I hate it here, you guys.
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I hate it here, you guys.
This has to be a joke.
We’ve collectively warped to April 1 and this is The Onion reporting, right?
Or a feature page-folding story in MAD Magazine, right?
…right!?!?
We’ve collectively warped to April 1 and this is The Onion reporting, right?
Or a feature page-folding story in MAD Magazine, right?
…right!?!?
In a note to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, President Donald Trump blamed Norway for not awarding him with the Nobel Peace Prize and linked that with his interest in obtaining "complete and total control of Greenland."
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January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
This has to be a joke.
We’ve collectively warped to April 1 and this is The Onion reporting, right?
Or a feature page-folding story in MAD Magazine, right?
…right!?!?
We’ve collectively warped to April 1 and this is The Onion reporting, right?
Or a feature page-folding story in MAD Magazine, right?
…right!?!?
Destiny Jackson.
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Destiny Jackson.
Republicans are so bad at math they think DEI is a four letter word.
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Republicans are so bad at math they think DEI is a four letter word.
I thought I’d seen the worst of us on display during the pandemic. But, of course, there’s no bottom with these trash bags.
Here are the worst-er of us raising a glass to killing literal Good.
And Luigi Mangione was a monster?
Spare me.
open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
Here are the worst-er of us raising a glass to killing literal Good.
And Luigi Mangione was a monster?
Spare me.
open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
Minnesota ICE Murderer Raises Over $170,000 on GoFundMe
White Nationalist MAGA Shit-Stains Donate Toward Fascism
open.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I thought I’d seen the worst of us on display during the pandemic. But, of course, there’s no bottom with these trash bags.
Here are the worst-er of us raising a glass to killing literal Good.
And Luigi Mangione was a monster?
Spare me.
open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
Here are the worst-er of us raising a glass to killing literal Good.
And Luigi Mangione was a monster?
Spare me.
open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
And I love how the
pRo LiFe 👼👼👼
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about the pros of lifing right now.
pRo LiFe 👼👼👼
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about the pros of lifing right now.
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
And I love how the
pRo LiFe 👼👼👼
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about the pros of lifing right now.
pRo LiFe 👼👼👼
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about the pros of lifing right now.
And I love how the
aLL LiVeS mAtTeR 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about all lives mattering right now.
aLL LiVeS mAtTeR 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about all lives mattering right now.
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
And I love how the
aLL LiVeS mAtTeR 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about all lives mattering right now.
aLL LiVeS mAtTeR 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
Republicans (because they are absolutely all Republicans) don’t have much to say about all lives mattering right now.
They literally killed good.
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
They literally killed good.
See, this is part of the problem. Dems share dank memes about stuff that sounds so ridiculous it could never happen, and Republicans introduce legislation to make that ridiculous shit come to life and in their favor.
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
See, this is part of the problem. Dems share dank memes about stuff that sounds so ridiculous it could never happen, and Republicans introduce legislation to make that ridiculous shit come to life and in their favor.
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
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RIP 2025
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December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
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Because of fucking course they fucking did. Fuck Republicans. And fuck this miserable state. Pathetic.
Via @thebuckeyeflame.com
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
Via @thebuckeyeflame.com
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
Ohio Republican lawmakers introduce bill to designate ‘President Donald Trump Freedom Highway’
Hours into his second term, Trump signed executive orders to restrict freedoms of trans Americans
thebuckeyeflame.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Because of fucking course they fucking did. Fuck Republicans. And fuck this miserable state. Pathetic.
Via @thebuckeyeflame.com
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
Via @thebuckeyeflame.com
thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/28/p...
On Gavin Newsom:
Gavin Newsom =/= Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 🙅♂️
Gavin Newsom < Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 💻
Gavin Newsom = opportunistic neoliberal mediocre political podcaster 🤮
Gavin Newsom’s social media manager = 👩🍳🤌😘
Gavin Newsom =/= Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 🙅♂️
Gavin Newsom < Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 💻
Gavin Newsom = opportunistic neoliberal mediocre political podcaster 🤮
Gavin Newsom’s social media manager = 👩🍳🤌😘
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
On Gavin Newsom:
Gavin Newsom =/= Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 🙅♂️
Gavin Newsom < Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 💻
Gavin Newsom = opportunistic neoliberal mediocre political podcaster 🤮
Gavin Newsom’s social media manager = 👩🍳🤌😘
Gavin Newsom =/= Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 🙅♂️
Gavin Newsom < Gavin Newsom’s social media manager 💻
Gavin Newsom = opportunistic neoliberal mediocre political podcaster 🤮
Gavin Newsom’s social media manager = 👩🍳🤌😘
It’s all I want for Christmas.
Primary Hakeem Jeffries.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s all I want for Christmas.
If I fucking hear another Democrat refer to any of them as “colleague” one more time I’m going to fucking gouge out my fucking eyes. 😵😵😵
Colleague implies you’re working together, and working towards the same goals.
This is not that.
This is entirely not that.
Colleague implies you’re working together, and working towards the same goals.
This is not that.
This is entirely not that.
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If I fucking hear another Democrat refer to any of them as “colleague” one more time I’m going to fucking gouge out my fucking eyes. 😵😵😵
Colleague implies you’re working together, and working towards the same goals.
This is not that.
This is entirely not that.
Colleague implies you’re working together, and working towards the same goals.
This is not that.
This is entirely not that.
“Where the Turkey is as Dry as Melania on her Honeymoon Night.”
LOLOLOL
Traitor Tяum☭'s Tariff-ible Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/traitor-tums…
LOLOLOL
Traitor Tяum☭'s Tariff-ible Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/traitor-tums…
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Where the Turkey is as Dry as Melania on her Honeymoon Night.”
LOLOLOL
Traitor Tяum☭'s Tariff-ible Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/traitor-tums…
LOLOLOL
Traitor Tяum☭'s Tariff-ible Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/traitor-tums…
Centrist Dems aren’t the lesser of two evils.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Centrist Dems aren’t the lesser of two evils.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
They are the *weaker* of two evils.
There’s a difference.
Just so we’re clear, and i mean as fucking crystal, i am never, ever voting for another centrist Democrat. Centrists aren’t the lesser of two evils. They are the weaker of two evils. There’s a difference. substack.com/@aaliam/note...
Aalia Mauro (@aaliam)
People can’t afford rent, healthcare is basically extortion, Gestapo crackdowns are happening in the streets, goons are grabbing people with zero oversight, we’re bankrolling endless proxy wars, an au...
substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just so we’re clear, and i mean as fucking crystal, i am never, ever voting for another centrist Democrat. Centrists aren’t the lesser of two evils. They are the weaker of two evils. There’s a difference. substack.com/@aaliam/note...
The problem with saying “I do not care what your political affiliation is” to your 11K+ followers
@arianajasmine.bsky.social
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@arianajasmine.bsky.social
substack.com/@progressive...
Ariana Jasmine (@jasminesjusticejournal)
While driving, a toddler and her father were pepper-sprayed by ICE.
The baby was crying and struggling to breathe, but they didn't care.
I do not care what your political affiliation is; pepper-sp...
substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The problem with saying “I do not care what your political affiliation is” to your 11K+ followers
@arianajasmine.bsky.social
substack.com/@progressive...
@arianajasmine.bsky.social
substack.com/@progressive...
I would H1B a new President of the United States so fucking hard…
So Trump says he has to “bring in” foreign talent because American workers don’t have it. I also notice he says “No YOU don’t have it, instead of WE, Americas President is a literal foreign agent
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I would H1B a new President of the United States so fucking hard…
Fuck Chuck Schumer.
Fuck him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck him, and the seven Democrats, and the one Independent.
I fucking wish there was a hell so they could fucking burn in it for eternity with every Republican they voted with.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Fuck him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck him, and the seven Democrats, and the one Independent.
I fucking wish there was a hell so they could fucking burn in it for eternity with every Republican they voted with.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fuck Chuck Schumer.
Fuck him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck him, and the seven Democrats, and the one Independent.
I fucking wish there was a hell so they could fucking burn in it for eternity with every Republican they voted with.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Fuck him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck him, and the seven Democrats, and the one Independent.
I fucking wish there was a hell so they could fucking burn in it for eternity with every Republican they voted with.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Dick Cheney is roasting in hell! What a glorious way to head into an Election Day!
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November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Dick Cheney is roasting in hell! What a glorious way to head into an Election Day!
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