Maus
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You ask me for a hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.
At least now you get to choose which lie you prefer is the lie. That there is a list and they're now hiding it. Or that there never was one and it was a carrot on a stick the whole time. Life is a fun game hahaha! Wheeeee
July 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
At least now you get to choose which lie you prefer is the lie. That there is a list and they're now hiding it. Or that there never was one and it was a carrot on a stick the whole time. Life is a fun game hahaha! Wheeeee
Normalcy: a phenomenon in which people drown in still water, having become less afraid of death than they are of making a splash.
June 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Normalcy: a phenomenon in which people drown in still water, having become less afraid of death than they are of making a splash.
Troops weren't deployed to LA to distract anyone from anything. These people aren't smart enough to be constantly making distractions for anyone. This is what fascism looks like. Horrors strung upon time like beads.
June 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Troops weren't deployed to LA to distract anyone from anything. These people aren't smart enough to be constantly making distractions for anyone. This is what fascism looks like. Horrors strung upon time like beads.
Bitches be fartin'.
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It's me. I'm bitches.
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It's me. I'm bitches.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bitches be fartin'.
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It's me. I'm bitches.
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It's me. I'm bitches.
Take a deep breath and pro-lapse
June 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Take a deep breath and pro-lapse
The longer I get dragged through years the more I realize the human species is fucking irredeemable.
June 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The longer I get dragged through years the more I realize the human species is fucking irredeemable.
🕷️Goth it up mothergothers!🕸️
May 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
🕷️Goth it up mothergothers!🕸️
Someone: "I think you're an asshole."
Me: "Yes, that was on purpose."
Me: "Yes, that was on purpose."
May 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Someone: "I think you're an asshole."
Me: "Yes, that was on purpose."
Me: "Yes, that was on purpose."
It took AI a year and a half to kill the earth's carbon sinks. It will definitely kill humanity. But not in the cool Sci-fi robots way. It is destroying the environment so effectively that the usually normal amount of time it takes to put regulations in effect won't be enough. Count your days.
May 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It took AI a year and a half to kill the earth's carbon sinks. It will definitely kill humanity. But not in the cool Sci-fi robots way. It is destroying the environment so effectively that the usually normal amount of time it takes to put regulations in effect won't be enough. Count your days.
Republicans when they lose an election fair and square: "Rigged!" *riots*
Democrats when they lose an election that was obviously rigged: "Everyone who didn't vote is my enemy now!" *Donates $50 to AOC*
Democrats when they lose an election that was obviously rigged: "Everyone who didn't vote is my enemy now!" *Donates $50 to AOC*
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Republicans when they lose an election fair and square: "Rigged!" *riots*
Democrats when they lose an election that was obviously rigged: "Everyone who didn't vote is my enemy now!" *Donates $50 to AOC*
Democrats when they lose an election that was obviously rigged: "Everyone who didn't vote is my enemy now!" *Donates $50 to AOC*
*Russia launches nukes at the US*
The US: "Contact your representatives!"
The US: "Contact your representatives!"
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
*Russia launches nukes at the US*
The US: "Contact your representatives!"
The US: "Contact your representatives!"
TFW someone stupid whines that I "think I am smarter" than them and I respond "I don't think that. " but they are too stupid to get that I mean I KNOW it.
April 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
TFW someone stupid whines that I "think I am smarter" than them and I respond "I don't think that. " but they are too stupid to get that I mean I KNOW it.
JD Vance killed the pope.
April 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
JD Vance killed the pope.
Daily news cycle: Trump Admin does despicable "illegal" thing. Courts agree thing is despicable and illegal. Courts do literally nothing to stop it beyond saying "Yeah that's illegal derp derp 🤷🏻♀️". Meanwhile Bernie and AOC are... Campaigning? Neat. Super helpful. Thanks.
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Daily news cycle: Trump Admin does despicable "illegal" thing. Courts agree thing is despicable and illegal. Courts do literally nothing to stop it beyond saying "Yeah that's illegal derp derp 🤷🏻♀️". Meanwhile Bernie and AOC are... Campaigning? Neat. Super helpful. Thanks.
Start exercising your right to remain violent.
April 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Start exercising your right to remain violent.
That dude is fucking dead. They killed him. That's why.
April 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
That dude is fucking dead. They killed him. That's why.
Propaganda is when they fire all the female employees in national programs and then claim a rocket with a couple female celebrities as passengers sent to the edge of space was "the first female crew" on board a space flight with headlines like "girl power".
April 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Propaganda is when they fire all the female employees in national programs and then claim a rocket with a couple female celebrities as passengers sent to the edge of space was "the first female crew" on board a space flight with headlines like "girl power".
Nazis = Christian
KKK = Christian
Confederacy = Christian
MAGA = wanna guess? YOUDONTHAVETOITS: CHRISTIAN!
All the worst people throughout history were Christians (sometimes catholics, which is Christians by another name).
KKK = Christian
Confederacy = Christian
MAGA = wanna guess? YOUDONTHAVETOITS: CHRISTIAN!
All the worst people throughout history were Christians (sometimes catholics, which is Christians by another name).
April 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nazis = Christian
KKK = Christian
Confederacy = Christian
MAGA = wanna guess? YOUDONTHAVETOITS: CHRISTIAN!
All the worst people throughout history were Christians (sometimes catholics, which is Christians by another name).
KKK = Christian
Confederacy = Christian
MAGA = wanna guess? YOUDONTHAVETOITS: CHRISTIAN!
All the worst people throughout history were Christians (sometimes catholics, which is Christians by another name).
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Image is the following text in a perfect circle: "The Venn diagram of people who hear cis as a slur and people who speak trans as a slur is a circle." In the circle text reads: "cis is not a slur"
April 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Image is the following text in a perfect circle: "The Venn diagram of people who hear cis as a slur and people who speak trans as a slur is a circle." In the circle text reads: "cis is not a slur"