Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
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this is the female gaze version of that one maid cafe scene from AI: The Somnium Files
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
this is the female gaze version of that one maid cafe scene from AI: The Somnium Files
i love wiktionary because they have the balls to do shit like this and it's legitimately helpful in documenting language
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
i love wiktionary because they have the balls to do shit like this and it's legitimately helpful in documenting language
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stageplay writer: in my musical I've invented The Plant as a cautionary tale
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
stageplay writer: in my musical I've invented The Plant as a cautionary tale
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"
there's a moment in a game i've seen that's the perfect metaphor for like, otherkin/therian realization, but it's a major fucking spoiler for the game so i can't talk about it at all lmao
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
there's a moment in a game i've seen that's the perfect metaphor for like, otherkin/therian realization, but it's a major fucking spoiler for the game so i can't talk about it at all lmao
i wish i could say that my husband is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much, but i can't say that
we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much
we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i wish i could say that my husband is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much, but i can't say that
we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much
we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
the gay fanfiction problem can be resolved by making both partners use different neopronouns
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
the gay fanfiction problem can be resolved by making both partners use different neopronouns
i hate how words have connotations sometimes. i was trying to find a balance between calling someone a "cute girl" and a "beautiful woman" and i settled on "pretty girl" and sounded like a pervert
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i hate how words have connotations sometimes. i was trying to find a balance between calling someone a "cute girl" and a "beautiful woman" and i settled on "pretty girl" and sounded like a pervert
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patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
kal kairo media thread starting feb 2026 because this was an impulse decision
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
kal kairo media thread starting feb 2026 because this was an impulse decision
just saw Primer and i have never more wanted to start a media thread tbh. i have Things to Say about the Movies i Watch
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
just saw Primer and i have never more wanted to start a media thread tbh. i have Things to Say about the Movies i Watch
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do you think getting sucked on and slowly losing its layers feels good for the jawbreaker
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
do you think getting sucked on and slowly losing its layers feels good for the jawbreaker
axl rose: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy
kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
axl rose: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy
kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy
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team rocket hypno'd me into becoming their subordinate. yeah sorry. they replaced my care towards others with a ravenous hunger for trainers that get in their way. its not personal or anything but i wont recognize you as anything except food
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
team rocket hypno'd me into becoming their subordinate. yeah sorry. they replaced my care towards others with a ravenous hunger for trainers that get in their way. its not personal or anything but i wont recognize you as anything except food
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STOP supporting generative AI
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
STOP supporting generative AI
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files
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the worst part about all this happening in Minnesota is that those people are /ruthless/.
They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.
They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 AM
the worst part about all this happening in Minnesota is that those people are /ruthless/.
They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.
They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
AJtM trans (Almond Joy to Mounds)
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
AJtM trans (Almond Joy to Mounds)
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January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
what's a weird niche corner of the internet you're in that you don't even bother mentioning to your friends? because i'm reeling at the shock of Barry from Sandwiches of History minus-downing a 3 sandwich to a 2 today and nobody even realizes i care
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
what's a weird niche corner of the internet you're in that you don't even bother mentioning to your friends? because i'm reeling at the shock of Barry from Sandwiches of History minus-downing a 3 sandwich to a 2 today and nobody even realizes i care