Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
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i firmly believe that marriage should be between ONE MAN and ONE WOMAN
and ME
and ME
September 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i firmly believe that marriage should be between ONE MAN and ONE WOMAN
and ME
and ME
not gonna do this but it would be so funny if i used one of those shitty "AI generate a picture of your soulmate" apps and it just glitched and gave me back the same photo
December 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
not gonna do this but it would be so funny if i used one of those shitty "AI generate a picture of your soulmate" apps and it just glitched and gave me back the same photo
everybody gangsta until sonic dot x86_64 walks in
sonic dot exe is on my computer but because im on linux hes running through the wine compatibility layer which is greatly hampering his super god powers
December 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everybody gangsta until sonic dot x86_64 walks in
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not pictured: the ace lesbian bunny and the horny bisexual lamia
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
not pictured: the ace lesbian bunny and the horny bisexual lamia
the news has conditioned me, now every time i see a photo from the 1990s i instinctively start looking for Epstein in it like he's Waldo
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
the news has conditioned me, now every time i see a photo from the 1990s i instinctively start looking for Epstein in it like he's Waldo
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December 25, 2023 at 3:59 PM
they're putting dating advice on my dad's baking sheets
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
they're putting dating advice on my dad's baking sheets
part of the kink experience is having a list of "friends i'm *totally* gonna fuck if we ever meet in person" and then you meet in person and spend so much time infodumping to each other about your D&D campaign ideas that you never get around to fucking
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
part of the kink experience is having a list of "friends i'm *totally* gonna fuck if we ever meet in person" and then you meet in person and spend so much time infodumping to each other about your D&D campaign ideas that you never get around to fucking
i love how in 2025, "got together with my ex because she and my current girlfriend merged into a singular entity" is a thing that can happen to you
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
i love how in 2025, "got together with my ex because she and my current girlfriend merged into a singular entity" is a thing that can happen to you
why are all of my friends so hot: the bi switch experience
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
why are all of my friends so hot: the bi switch experience
vore
vore
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
vore
YYZ to ORD is a really funny flight because it's two hours, but you gain a time zone. so it's like the plane goes up, then time pauses for an hour, then it lands in chicago
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
YYZ to ORD is a really funny flight because it's two hours, but you gain a time zone. so it's like the plane goes up, then time pauses for an hour, then it lands in chicago
it's REALLY funny in hindsight how my transphobic college roommate made me watch FMAB and it ended up being my introduction to hot enbies AND to intrasystem relationships
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it's REALLY funny in hindsight how my transphobic college roommate made me watch FMAB and it ended up being my introduction to hot enbies AND to intrasystem relationships
why is there a rare phenomenon called "hysterical pregnancy"? etymologically shouldn't that just mean like ... normal pregnancy
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
why is there a rare phenomenon called "hysterical pregnancy"? etymologically shouldn't that just mean like ... normal pregnancy
welp that's officially the first time i've had to block someone for being anti-endo
if you're anti-endo just save me the effort and block me yourself, fucker
if you're anti-endo just save me the effort and block me yourself, fucker
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
welp that's officially the first time i've had to block someone for being anti-endo
if you're anti-endo just save me the effort and block me yourself, fucker
if you're anti-endo just save me the effort and block me yourself, fucker
If you see this, share a redhead.
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you see this, share a redhead.
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all suited up to pilot the mech
🎨: skeb.jp/@chelicot
🎨: skeb.jp/@chelicot
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
all suited up to pilot the mech
🎨: skeb.jp/@chelicot
🎨: skeb.jp/@chelicot
when a website's SEO is so poor that you legitimately think Google's AI summary hallucinated it for a minute
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
when a website's SEO is so poor that you legitimately think Google's AI summary hallucinated it for a minute
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December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i love sudden identity crises they're the best
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i love sudden identity crises they're the best
there should be a setting in Unity that makes out of bounds accesses pull from whatever's next in memory instead of throwing an exception, just so you can see how much funnier your game's bugs would be if it were on an old console with lower-level code
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
there should be a setting in Unity that makes out of bounds accesses pull from whatever's next in memory instead of throwing an exception, just so you can see how much funnier your game's bugs would be if it were on an old console with lower-level code
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If Cosmo Sheldrake made a Christmas album it would be the most whimsically delightful thing ever
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If Cosmo Sheldrake made a Christmas album it would be the most whimsically delightful thing ever
it's so weird how i have people i'm friends with who i also wanna fuck but who i don't want to date
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
it's so weird how i have people i'm friends with who i also wanna fuck but who i don't want to date