Dr. Kal Kairo
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Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️‍⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
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fuck yeah slime
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
this is the female gaze version of that one maid cafe scene from AI: The Somnium Files
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
i love wiktionary because they have the balls to do shit like this and it's legitimately helpful in documenting language
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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stageplay writer: in my musical I've invented The Plant as a cautionary tale
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
there's a moment in a game i've seen that's the perfect metaphor for like, otherkin/therian realization, but it's a major fucking spoiler for the game so i can't talk about it at all lmao
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i wish i could say that my husband is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much, but i can't say that

we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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🌹 Red like roses 🌹
#rwby #rwbyfanart
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
the gay fanfiction problem can be resolved by making both partners use different neopronouns
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i hate how words have connotations sometimes. i was trying to find a balance between calling someone a "cute girl" and a "beautiful woman" and i settled on "pretty girl" and sounded like a pervert
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
kal kairo media thread starting feb 2026 because this was an impulse decision
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
just saw Primer and i have never more wanted to start a media thread tbh. i have Things to Say about the Movies i Watch
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
do you think getting sucked on and slowly losing its layers feels good for the jawbreaker
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
axl rose: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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team rocket hypno'd me into becoming their subordinate. yeah sorry. they replaced my care towards others with a ravenous hunger for trainers that get in their way. its not personal or anything but i wont recognize you as anything except food
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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glorp
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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STOP supporting generative AI
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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the worst part about all this happening in Minnesota is that those people are /ruthless/.

They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
AJtM trans (Almond Joy to Mounds)
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Clover doodle
#ze999 #zeroescape
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
what's a weird niche corner of the internet you're in that you don't even bother mentioning to your friends? because i'm reeling at the shock of Barry from Sandwiches of History minus-downing a 3 sandwich to a 2 today and nobody even realizes i care
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM