captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
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can't get dms here to work because a) bluesky doesn't like my card and b) i still look 7 years old so if you need to message me you'll have to use tw*tter or instagram sorry divas x
today's and yesterday's albums x
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
today's and yesterday's albums x
sometimes there's just an unexpected and unfathomably deep loneliness and you gotta learn to remain kind while dealing with that unfortunately
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
sometimes there's just an unexpected and unfathomably deep loneliness and you gotta learn to remain kind while dealing with that unfortunately
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
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November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
GUYS GET ON THIS
fuck it. might get involved in polycule drama
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
fuck it. might get involved in polycule drama
yesterday's albums x
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
yesterday's albums x
now imagining a massive gargamel
i love living in a student city because sometimes you just walk past ~50 people dressed as smurfs
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
now imagining a massive gargamel
i love living in a student city because sometimes you just walk past ~50 people dressed as smurfs
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i love living in a student city because sometimes you just walk past ~50 people dressed as smurfs
yesterday's albums x
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
yesterday's albums x
so i got sad last night and bought a ticket to see lorde on monday which i absolutely cannot afford. next time i get sad please stop me from buying tickets to stuff. unless it's stella donnelly. or the national. or little simz. or there will be fireworks. or sam campbell. or eels. or big thief. or
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
so i got sad last night and bought a ticket to see lorde on monday which i absolutely cannot afford. next time i get sad please stop me from buying tickets to stuff. unless it's stella donnelly. or the national. or little simz. or there will be fireworks. or sam campbell. or eels. or big thief. or
yesterday's albums x
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
yesterday's albums x
i've never seen a group of people with more collective slay (except coc3)
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
i've never seen a group of people with more collective slay (except coc3)
hey oomfs let's say hypothetically i was in london late on monday and needed someplace to stay, would someone happen to have a sofa or floor i could sleep on overnight?
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
hey oomfs let's say hypothetically i was in london late on monday and needed someplace to stay, would someone happen to have a sofa or floor i could sleep on overnight?
yesterday's albums x (no i don't just listen to the same stuff over and over why do you ask)
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
yesterday's albums x (no i don't just listen to the same stuff over and over why do you ask)
how have they succeeded at the cosification of joe wilkinson. i want him to bake for ME instead of that transphobe k**ra kn*ghtley
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
how have they succeeded at the cosification of joe wilkinson. i want him to bake for ME instead of that transphobe k**ra kn*ghtley
yesterday's albums x
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
yesterday's albums x
Reposted by captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities.
They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities.
They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
Reposted by captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
Did anyone else think Mandela actually ran Fruit of the Loom or just me
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Did anyone else think Mandela actually ran Fruit of the Loom or just me
what is my degree even about bro
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
what is my degree even about bro
yesterday's albums x
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
yesterday's albums x
people always talking about brendon urie, but what about brendon yaoi?
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
people always talking about brendon urie, but what about brendon yaoi?
yesterday's albums x
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
yesterday's albums x
muse announcing a gig in abu dhabi is just about the least surprising thing muse could do
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
muse announcing a gig in abu dhabi is just about the least surprising thing muse could do