merry christmASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
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can't get dms here to work because a) bluesky doesn't like my card and b) i still look 7 years old so if you need to message me you'll have to use tw*tter or instagram sorry divas x
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 AM
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
listening to come on by the verve on the toilet and having the most epic piss of all time
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 PM
listening to come on by the verve on the toilet and having the most epic piss of all time
yesterday's albums x
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
yesterday's albums x
more ash advice: if you need to wind down for an early night, don't start listening to lcd soundsystem
bit of ash advice for this sunday:
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
more ash advice: if you need to wind down for an early night, don't start listening to lcd soundsystem
yesterday's albums x
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 AM
yesterday's albums x
insane that jonny greenwood did the score for one battle after another and then is just. like that
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
insane that jonny greenwood did the score for one battle after another and then is just. like that
bit of ash advice for this sunday:
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
bit of ash advice for this sunday:
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
1. buy lychees
2. get in the shower with lychees
3. eat lychees uninhibited
the saddest thing an album can do is put one hopeful song in there, but have it be like halfway through or something then get sad again afterwards
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the saddest thing an album can do is put one hopeful song in there, but have it be like halfway through or something then get sad again afterwards
yesterday's albums x
January 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
yesterday's albums x
no "today's albums x" post from me today as, for the first time in a long while, i haven't actually listened to any albums today
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
no "today's albums x" post from me today as, for the first time in a long while, i haven't actually listened to any albums today
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
had a dream i met ricky gervais and he was really annoying. is this anything
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM
had a dream i met ricky gervais and he was really annoying. is this anything
yesterday's albums x
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
as a kid i used to be really good at maths and writing and drawing. now my only real talent is unexplainably bleeding from random places
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
as a kid i used to be really good at maths and writing and drawing. now my only real talent is unexplainably bleeding from random places
sometimes i think i'm doing fine and then i overhear my housemate discussing her investment portfolio on the phone with her dad and i realise every little bit of effort i put into life means absolutely nothing and there's no point to anything
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 PM
sometimes i think i'm doing fine and then i overhear my housemate discussing her investment portfolio on the phone with her dad and i realise every little bit of effort i put into life means absolutely nothing and there's no point to anything
Reposted by merry christmASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
I love that the two categories for books are “made up” and “not made up”
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I love that the two categories for books are “made up” and “not made up”
i sometimes forget how small the queer scene is even in a relatively big city, then i go to a friend's house and 2 of my hinge matches are there
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i sometimes forget how small the queer scene is even in a relatively big city, then i go to a friend's house and 2 of my hinge matches are there
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
today's albums x
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
today's albums x
yesterday's albums x
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
yesterday's albums x
today's and yesterday's albums x
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
today's and yesterday's albums x