Professional Moron
@professionalmoron.bsky.social
You read the name
I'm 19 | silly in the brain | SFW only, with the exception of some battered and bleeding | IDk what else to put
I'm 19 | silly in the brain | SFW only, with the exception of some battered and bleeding | IDk what else to put
Pinned
updated Comm sheet!!!
Examples in comments
Examples in comments
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WeakieDave if he was all Minecraft-like I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
WeakieDave if he was all Minecraft-like I suppose
I was very in character
How @professionalmoron.bsky.social and I, lowkey be posted up reading the Diary of a Wimpy Kid: 25 years later fanfic
a man in a blue hoodie is reading a book called the bible a comprehensive study
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is reading a book called the bible a comprehensive study
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January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I was very in character
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Quote with art you've gotten from other artists and Promote them!
@professorsuzie.bsky.social
@eemapso.bsky.social
@mstandsforcrazy.bsky.social
@professionalmoron.bsky.social
@professorsuzie.bsky.social
@eemapso.bsky.social
@mstandsforcrazy.bsky.social
@professionalmoron.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Quote with art you've gotten from other artists and Promote them!
@professorsuzie.bsky.social
@eemapso.bsky.social
@mstandsforcrazy.bsky.social
@professionalmoron.bsky.social
@professorsuzie.bsky.social
@eemapso.bsky.social
@mstandsforcrazy.bsky.social
@professionalmoron.bsky.social
Ive achieved ultravirgin
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHG
Goober
Goober
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Ive achieved ultravirgin
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHG
Goober
Goober
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHG
Goober
Goober
Ehehehehehhahahahshd
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Ehehehehehhahahahshd
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I will reopen comms on the weekend, so be the lookout, especially on Kofi
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I will reopen comms on the weekend, so be the lookout, especially on Kofi
WHEN DID I GET 215 FOLLOWERS
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
WHEN DID I GET 215 FOLLOWERS
Did a warmup today (never again)
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Did a warmup today (never again)
We love you goop we all say in unison
a cartoon character with a green light coming from his wrist
ALT: a cartoon character with a green light coming from his wrist
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
We love you goop we all say in unison
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The battle of the century begins!
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The battle of the century begins!
Guess I lied
Although it is 10x funnier that vilgax is just like "man fuck the omnitrix I dont even want it anymore I just want to kill that brat ben tennyson"
Did vilgax get a lobotomy between og Ben 10 and alien force
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Guess I lied
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January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Although it is 10x funnier that vilgax is just like "man fuck the omnitrix I dont even want it anymore I just want to kill that brat ben tennyson"
Did vilgax get a lobotomy between og Ben 10 and alien force
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Although it is 10x funnier that vilgax is just like "man fuck the omnitrix I dont even want it anymore I just want to kill that brat ben tennyson"
I remember when the onnitrix was a genuine skin tearing pain to get off but mfs just be plucking it off each others wrist in alien force
Did vilgax get a lobotomy between og Ben 10 and alien force
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I remember when the onnitrix was a genuine skin tearing pain to get off but mfs just be plucking it off each others wrist in alien force
Did vilgax get a lobotomy between og Ben 10 and alien force
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Did vilgax get a lobotomy between og Ben 10 and alien force
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
Went from "master control is child's play" to "how do I put on green watch"
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The male compulsion to make a shark character
November 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
The male compulsion to make a shark character
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I still don't know if she pointed directly at me
August 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I still don't know if she pointed directly at me
In order left to right
5 English, Latin, and like 3 alien languages, alien as in like actual space creatures
2 Spanish, English
3 Polish, Spanish, English
1 English
2 English, French (no hes not French he took it in college)
5 English, Latin, and like 3 alien languages, alien as in like actual space creatures
2 Spanish, English
3 Polish, Spanish, English
1 English
2 English, French (no hes not French he took it in college)
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
In order left to right
5 English, Latin, and like 3 alien languages, alien as in like actual space creatures
2 Spanish, English
3 Polish, Spanish, English
1 English
2 English, French (no hes not French he took it in college)
5 English, Latin, and like 3 alien languages, alien as in like actual space creatures
2 Spanish, English
3 Polish, Spanish, English
1 English
2 English, French (no hes not French he took it in college)
I miss my old phone, I miss the notes
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I miss my old phone, I miss the notes
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HER FUCKING HERO NAME PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HER FUCKING HERO NAME PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME
Imagine Donnie but with a slightly less animated voice
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Imagine Donnie but with a slightly less animated voice