ABC
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"Professional" Jester, my credentials are up for your debate.
ABC | 27 | They/it | Full time clown, occasional Artist
ABC | 27 | They/it | Full time clown, occasional Artist
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the other day, i was talking to a coworker of mine and i brought up the german naurto opening and she was like:
"What...??? Ive never seen that"
and the way i gasped and went: "OH YAY I GET TO SHOW THIS TO YOU"
"What...??? Ive never seen that"
and the way i gasped and went: "OH YAY I GET TO SHOW THIS TO YOU"
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the other day, i was talking to a coworker of mine and i brought up the german naurto opening and she was like:
"What...??? Ive never seen that"
and the way i gasped and went: "OH YAY I GET TO SHOW THIS TO YOU"
"What...??? Ive never seen that"
and the way i gasped and went: "OH YAY I GET TO SHOW THIS TO YOU"
how it feels being the only person alive seething that markipler got to direct the iron lung movie and my anger growing even MORE seeing he casted himself in it
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
how it feels being the only person alive seething that markipler got to direct the iron lung movie and my anger growing even MORE seeing he casted himself in it
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my tyler hashtag my tyler
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
my tyler hashtag my tyler
what. do i draw,.....
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
what. do i draw,.....
Like. my parents got a CPS case for a small while bc my younger brother kept getting out. (He just wanted to go to the store and get soda lol) but these same people call my parents evil and cruel for having to jerry rig buttons and locks to keep my brothers from eloping -_-
the scene where his brother elopes and climbs the water tower, and gilberts entire community & local PD hound him and give him grief for not being a good enough care taker for his brother when
sometimes you just cant stop kids like that from eloping. you can do everything and its just not enough
sometimes you just cant stop kids like that from eloping. you can do everything and its just not enough
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Like. my parents got a CPS case for a small while bc my younger brother kept getting out. (He just wanted to go to the store and get soda lol) but these same people call my parents evil and cruel for having to jerry rig buttons and locks to keep my brothers from eloping -_-
put my roommates cat in the cat sling for the first time in ages and she immediately farts on me -_-
it smells so bad
it smells so bad
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
put my roommates cat in the cat sling for the first time in ages and she immediately farts on me -_-
it smells so bad
it smells so bad
thinking about how back in high school, my creative writing teacher made us watch "whats eating gilbert grape" and i remember like halfway through the film and looking at my classmates like:
"Oh they don't get it like I do."
"Oh they don't get it like I do."
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
thinking about how back in high school, my creative writing teacher made us watch "whats eating gilbert grape" and i remember like halfway through the film and looking at my classmates like:
"Oh they don't get it like I do."
"Oh they don't get it like I do."
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NOOOOO
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
NOOOOO
watching this former ucla football player marinate chicken in nutella and chocolate milk….
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
watching this former ucla football player marinate chicken in nutella and chocolate milk….
genuinely double exposure becoming my favorite LIS game
mostly for the fact you get to see max smoke a joint but it’s also just really good
mostly for the fact you get to see max smoke a joint but it’s also just really good
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
genuinely double exposure becoming my favorite LIS game
mostly for the fact you get to see max smoke a joint but it’s also just really good
mostly for the fact you get to see max smoke a joint but it’s also just really good
GETTING THE PRICEFIELD AD WHILE WATCHING PENUMBRA NEVER KILL YOURSELF
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM
GETTING THE PRICEFIELD AD WHILE WATCHING PENUMBRA NEVER KILL YOURSELF
clawing at the sand like a thirsty man in the desert
therapy…..therapy….
therapy…..therapy….
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
clawing at the sand like a thirsty man in the desert
therapy…..therapy….
therapy…..therapy….
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Gaza soup kitchen just opened its 14th location and are accepting donations! ⭐️🥫🍲
Coverage for Gaza has died down recently, so I wanted to remind folks that lots of people are still struggling. The Gaza Soup Kitchen opened its 14th location recently, and they are accepting donations. If you have some money to spare, please consider sending some spare funds their way.
Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun
Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do.
My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza
www.gofundme.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gaza soup kitchen just opened its 14th location and are accepting donations! ⭐️🥫🍲
getting this printed on a shirt
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
getting this printed on a shirt
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YEAAAH CONGRATS TO SINNERS
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
YEAAAH CONGRATS TO SINNERS
shout out to sleeping for 12 hours
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
shout out to sleeping for 12 hours
i’m just so confused
why send me all that stuff at christmas and string me along on that trip if this was just going to be the outcome at the start of the new year
why send me all that stuff at christmas and string me along on that trip if this was just going to be the outcome at the start of the new year
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i’m just so confused
why send me all that stuff at christmas and string me along on that trip if this was just going to be the outcome at the start of the new year
why send me all that stuff at christmas and string me along on that trip if this was just going to be the outcome at the start of the new year
like i was making plans to move….i was making serious plans and it all just blows up on me.
when doesn’t that happen lol
when doesn’t that happen lol
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
like i was making plans to move….i was making serious plans and it all just blows up on me.
when doesn’t that happen lol
when doesn’t that happen lol
Sinners deserves to win every single one of those oscar noms BTW
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Sinners deserves to win every single one of those oscar noms BTW
Clarence and Philip Black Plague core
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Clarence and Philip Black Plague core
oh wait that was actual footage of victor in the show???
oh he looks so bad
oh he looks so bad
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
oh wait that was actual footage of victor in the show???
oh he looks so bad
oh he looks so bad