🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
@profelambert.bsky.social
Writer || 🇲🇽 || 🏳️🌈 || 34 || NB || He/they || Polyam and taken ||
Warning 🔞 Adult content below || NO MINORS || COM info: https://trello.com/b/Vdjkt79z/lamberts-commission-board
Warning 🔞 Adult content below || NO MINORS || COM info: https://trello.com/b/Vdjkt79z/lamberts-commission-board
And closed! Thanks to everyone ^^ i'll announce when I open more slots =)
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
And closed! Thanks to everyone ^^ i'll announce when I open more slots =)
I still have my dreams. That's all I need ^^
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I still have my dreams. That's all I need ^^
That was the worst thought that could've crossed my mind... Fuck xP
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
That was the worst thought that could've crossed my mind... Fuck xP
I can feel how I lose my passion for the things I love as I melt into this colorless background, seeking comfort in an endless monotony
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I can feel how I lose my passion for the things I love as I melt into this colorless background, seeking comfort in an endless monotony
I should do some vent art. It might not change anything but it's easier to express my thoughts that way hehe
... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I should do some vent art. It might not change anything but it's easier to express my thoughts that way hehe
... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
It feels a bit lonely being a writer, not many friends to share wips and that xP
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It feels a bit lonely being a writer, not many friends to share wips and that xP
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I was having the most wonderful dream till the alarm woke me up
I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I was having the most wonderful dream till the alarm woke me up
I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
Huh, maybe I should buy Animal Crossing
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Huh, maybe I should buy Animal Crossing
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
It's funny how Outer Wilds appears every now and then on my Tiktok feed, as if it wants me to give it another try.
Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it.
Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it.
Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's funny how Outer Wilds appears every now and then on my Tiktok feed, as if it wants me to give it another try.
Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it.
Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it.
Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
Maaaan, I wish I have more art of my owl
Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Maaaan, I wish I have more art of my owl
Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
I'm gonna try and be more active here. Could be good to have a place to share the thoughts and ideas that crosses my mind now and then
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I'm gonna try and be more active here. Could be good to have a place to share the thoughts and ideas that crosses my mind now and then
All memories are treasured
But some aren't worth being remembered
But some aren't worth being remembered
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
All memories are treasured
But some aren't worth being remembered
But some aren't worth being remembered
Come on, don't leave me it can't be that easy, babe
If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane
Fly to your city excited to see your face
Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane
Fly to your city excited to see your face
Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Come on, don't leave me it can't be that easy, babe
If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane
Fly to your city excited to see your face
Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane
Fly to your city excited to see your face
Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
Try our new body soap! It will make you... irresistible
Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Try our new body soap! It will make you... irresistible
Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
It moves inside you. It lives inside you. And it will think and act for you.
Day 29 is up!
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
Day 29 is up!
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
It moves inside you. It lives inside you. And it will think and act for you.
Day 29 is up!
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
Day 29 is up!
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
Beep beep. You know what to do when the alarm goes off.
Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Beep beep. You know what to do when the alarm goes off.
Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
Take a sip of coffee and relax. You can feel your body getting warmer with each sip.
Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Take a sip of coffee and relax. You can feel your body getting warmer with each sip.
Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
Well, you can't expect others to always take the initiative
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Well, you can't expect others to always take the initiative
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
What's the point of having powers if you can't have some fun with them? Possession is fun with friends and your husband c:
Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social
Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social
Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
What's the point of having powers if you can't have some fun with them? Possession is fun with friends and your husband c:
Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social
Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social
Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
Take a good look at yourself - you might find your reflection more... interesting
Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Take a good look at yourself - you might find your reflection more... interesting
Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
You can't get enough, you need to taste it again and again
Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
You can't get enough, you need to taste it again and again
Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
As for my new year's resolutions, i'm giving up on a few things I know are never gonna happen. And I think it's for the best ^^
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
As for my new year's resolutions, i'm giving up on a few things I know are never gonna happen. And I think it's for the best ^^