🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
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profelambert.bsky.social
🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
@profelambert.bsky.social
Writer || 🇲🇽 || 🏳️‍🌈 || 34 || NB || He/they || Polyam and taken ||
Warning 🔞 Adult content below || NO MINORS || COM info: https://trello.com/b/Vdjkt79z/lamberts-commission-board
And closed! Thanks to everyone ^^ i'll announce when I open more slots =)
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I still have my dreams. That's all I need ^^
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
That was the worst thought that could've crossed my mind... Fuck xP
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I can feel how I lose my passion for the things I love as I melt into this colorless background, seeking comfort in an endless monotony
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I should do some vent art. It might not change anything but it's easier to express my thoughts that way hehe
... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
It feels a bit lonely being a writer, not many friends to share wips and that xP
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
Fragility

Characters created by @labirhin.art

#maumakanap #fanart
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I was having the most wonderful dream till the alarm woke me up
I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Huh, maybe I should buy Animal Crossing
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
It's funny how Outer Wilds appears every now and then on my Tiktok feed, as if it wants me to give it another try.
Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it.
Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Maaaan, I wish I have more art of my owl
Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories!
If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'm gonna try and be more active here. Could be good to have a place to share the thoughts and ideas that crosses my mind now and then
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
All memories are treasured
But some aren't worth being remembered
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Come on, don't leave me it can't be that easy, babe
If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane
Fly to your city excited to see your face
Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Try our new body soap! It will make you... irresistible

Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social

Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
It moves inside you. It lives inside you. And it will think and act for you.

Day 29 is up!

Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Beep beep. You know what to do when the alarm goes off.

Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social

Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Take a sip of coffee and relax. You can feel your body getting warmer with each sip.

Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social

Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Well, you can't expect others to always take the initiative
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by 🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀
What's the point of having powers if you can't have some fun with them? Possession is fun with friends and your husband c:

Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social

Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Take a good look at yourself - you might find your reflection more... interesting

Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social

Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
You can't get enough, you need to taste it again and again

Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social

Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
As for my new year's resolutions, i'm giving up on a few things I know are never gonna happen. And I think it's for the best ^^
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM