probioticstan
@probioticstan.bsky.social
29 🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • yet another pokemon gay • pop/alt diva + kpop enjoyer • full time developer, part time musician • ENG/SPA
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Trying b*mble for shits n giggles and it’s not looking great!
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Trying b*mble for shits n giggles and it’s not looking great!
this is probably the best my dick has ever looked 🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
this is probably the best my dick has ever looked 🙂↕️
the work day’s over, let’s celebrate THAT
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
the work day’s over, let’s celebrate THAT
my fly was down 🫣
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
my fly was down 🫣
Stacey Layne Matthews henny% speedrun
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Stacey Layne Matthews henny% speedrun
QTP with your favorite water type Pokémon 🌊💦💧
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
QTP with your favorite water type Pokémon 🌊💦💧
at the end of the day I’m just a gay guy
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
at the end of the day I’m just a gay guy
☑️ boba tea: NACLI
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
☑️ boba tea: NACLI
nothing like getting blocked after sending a face pic on a sunday afternoon
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
nothing like getting blocked after sending a face pic on a sunday afternoon
no longer a bear, not quite an otter… what is this secret third thing?
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
no longer a bear, not quite an otter… what is this secret third thing?
Even the backlit diva longs to feel the sun on her face from time to time
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Even the backlit diva longs to feel the sun on her face from time to time
craving penile validation but also genuine human connection but also head but also feeling someone’s full weight on top of me
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
craving penile validation but also genuine human connection but also head but also feeling someone’s full weight on top of me
François Arnaud is fluent in Spanish?!?!?! That’s my latina sister 😭 i love him so much
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
François Arnaud is fluent in Spanish?!?!?! That’s my latina sister 😭 i love him so much
Jessica is lowkey soft launching Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary OT9 reunion by performing Into The New World for the first time since she got kicked out of the group 🙂↕️
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Jessica is lowkey soft launching Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary OT9 reunion by performing Into The New World for the first time since she got kicked out of the group 🙂↕️
I’ve listened to witty wally (willoughby tucker, i will always love you) three times today… what am i going through? (i know exactly what I’m going through 🙂↕️)
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I’ve listened to witty wally (willoughby tucker, i will always love you) three times today… what am i going through? (i know exactly what I’m going through 🙂↕️)
fuck yourself I’m 29!
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
fuck yourself I’m 29!
ex-situationship just wished me a happy birthday after not speaking to me for over a year… he doesn’t have social media so we have no idea what’s been going on in each other’s lives. perhaps it’s time to queen out again
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ex-situationship just wished me a happy birthday after not speaking to me for over a year… he doesn’t have social media so we have no idea what’s been going on in each other’s lives. perhaps it’s time to queen out again
Robyn was so right when she said fuck the apps!
January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Robyn was so right when she said fuck the apps!
I just KNOW toby is gonna gag us with something like DETERMINATION = THE TERMINATION when chapter 5 drops
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I just KNOW toby is gonna gag us with something like DETERMINATION = THE TERMINATION when chapter 5 drops
wanna beat my meat but I’m yearning for this beautiful guy I went on 2 dates with last week 🤧
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
wanna beat my meat but I’m yearning for this beautiful guy I went on 2 dates with last week 🤧
Is anyone surprised?
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Is anyone surprised?
2026: LOOSSEMBLE undisband + KARA comeback
2027: NU'EST undisband + Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary world tour
2028: LOONA 10th anniversary reunion
2029: Hybe is finally defeated
2030: Orange Caramel reunion + world peace
2027: NU'EST undisband + Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary world tour
2028: LOONA 10th anniversary reunion
2029: Hybe is finally defeated
2030: Orange Caramel reunion + world peace
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
2026: LOOSSEMBLE undisband + KARA comeback
2027: NU'EST undisband + Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary world tour
2028: LOONA 10th anniversary reunion
2029: Hybe is finally defeated
2030: Orange Caramel reunion + world peace
2027: NU'EST undisband + Girls’ Generation 20th anniversary world tour
2028: LOONA 10th anniversary reunion
2029: Hybe is finally defeated
2030: Orange Caramel reunion + world peace