Princess Jasmine
@prinminn.bsky.social
I was expecting her to roast us, but all she did was validate our experiences. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I was expecting her to roast us, but all she did was validate our experiences. 😭
A girl gotta eat either way.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A girl gotta eat either way.
I made up with my best eater. 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I made up with my best eater. 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
Reversing your lung damage.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reversing your lung damage.
Beyoncé steady sending these text messages. Bitch we is broke for real for real.
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Beyoncé steady sending these text messages. Bitch we is broke for real for real.
I need some damn tints. I’m tired of people seeing me perform live for my imaginary fans lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I need some damn tints. I’m tired of people seeing me perform live for my imaginary fans lol
I’m so irritated, nobody is acting right. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m so irritated, nobody is acting right. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Trying to read your MRI results without a doctor:
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trying to read your MRI results without a doctor:
I wish I was in my 20s in the 70s.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish I was in my 20s in the 70s.
Let me see what this Long Island Cutwater talmbout
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let me see what this Long Island Cutwater talmbout
Why am I sitting in the parking lot at work on Thanksgiving? 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why am I sitting in the parking lot at work on Thanksgiving? 🤬
Me tomorrow performing the Thanksgiving day halftime show for my family.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me tomorrow performing the Thanksgiving day halftime show for my family.
I don’t think there’s enough women doing this honestly.
im finna start being mean like the men
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I don’t think there’s enough women doing this honestly.
Guess I’m getting my day off started early.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Guess I’m getting my day off started early.
Dreaming about my plate. #thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dreaming about my plate. #thanksgiving
I done cracked the code.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I done cracked the code.
I deserve both money and happiness 😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I deserve both money and happiness 😭
Time to be mean again.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Time to be mean again.
I guess it wasn’t in the cards for me to 💦 yesterday. Can’t stand u niggas and I’m finna hurt yo feelings. Cause this is unacceptable in the year of our lord 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I guess it wasn’t in the cards for me to 💦 yesterday. Can’t stand u niggas and I’m finna hurt yo feelings. Cause this is unacceptable in the year of our lord 2025.
It’s fun to be mean to (some🙄) men for two reasons:
1. They deserve it.
2. They are the worst.
1. They deserve it.
2. They are the worst.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s fun to be mean to (some🙄) men for two reasons:
1. They deserve it.
2. They are the worst.
1. They deserve it.
2. They are the worst.
My birthday is in one month! So excited.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My birthday is in one month! So excited.
Ain’t nobody bigger than the program baby. Please do yourself a favor and fall in line.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Ain’t nobody bigger than the program baby. Please do yourself a favor and fall in line.