STINGY!
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STINGY!
@princestingy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
( it is a very nice helmet, though. he wasn't actually aware that this came off; was the boy sure he was a robot? he's pretty sure robots don't have hair. at least not the ones he's met. )
( he's just sort of hugging the helmet at this point, it's not as small as piggy, but it'll do. )
( he's just sort of hugging the helmet at this point, it's not as small as piggy, but it'll do. )
( He looks quite silly without his helmet, actually. His brown hair was matted to the helmet's shape comedically— he must wear it a lot! )
( He stands up again, tapping his fingers on his gauntlet this time. It makes a pleasant noise. )
( He stands up again, tapping his fingers on his gauntlet this time. It makes a pleasant noise. )
( little hands clutch the helmet tightly, expression just barely portraying the worry of a very lost, very scared, child. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
February 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
( it is a very nice helmet, though. he wasn't actually aware that this came off; was the boy sure he was a robot? he's pretty sure robots don't have hair. at least not the ones he's met. )
( he's just sort of hugging the helmet at this point, it's not as small as piggy, but it'll do. )
( he's just sort of hugging the helmet at this point, it's not as small as piggy, but it'll do. )
( said child looks very troubled by the news! not on any of his maps? well, that just doesn't make any sense!! )
( he would very much like to go home, now. )
...okay.
( the mention of siblings intrigues him; he's an only child, after all. )
( he would very much like to go home, now. )
...okay.
( the mention of siblings intrigues him; he's an only child, after all. )
If you insist.
( Enker holds his tongue and tries his best not to roll his eyes at the childish behavior— because, again, This Is A Child. )
I apologize for taking so long. It isn’t on any of my maps… Perhaps my peers would know, though. My siblings travel more than I do.
( Enker holds his tongue and tries his best not to roll his eyes at the childish behavior— because, again, This Is A Child. )
I apologize for taking so long. It isn’t on any of my maps… Perhaps my peers would know, though. My siblings travel more than I do.
no, it is definitely mine.
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
February 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
( said child looks very troubled by the news! not on any of his maps? well, that just doesn't make any sense!! )
( he would very much like to go home, now. )
...okay.
( the mention of siblings intrigues him; he's an only child, after all. )
( he would very much like to go home, now. )
...okay.
( the mention of siblings intrigues him; he's an only child, after all. )
( little hands clutch the helmet tightly, expression just barely portraying the worry of a very lost, very scared, child. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
I-I know it does, it's just... sometimes, smaller towns don't show up on very many maps.
( He gets down to Stingy's level again, trying to soothe the kid. And then... he takes his helmet off. )
You can hold onto this for a while, alright? Let me look a little more thoroughly...
( He gets down to Stingy's level again, trying to soothe the kid. And then... he takes his helmet off. )
You can hold onto this for a while, alright? Let me look a little more thoroughly...
WHAT! but that's not right! lazytown does exist!!
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
February 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
( little hands clutch the helmet tightly, expression just barely portraying the worry of a very lost, very scared, child. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! )
( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )
no, it is definitely mine.
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
( Oh, he’s stuck with an /entitled/ child. Wonderful. With the search yielding no results, he shakes his head. )
If your friend is the one that bought the trampoline, wouldn’t that make it hers…?
( A more thorough search. Keep the talk going. )
Hold on for just a little while, I’m still looking.
If your friend is the one that bought the trampoline, wouldn’t that make it hers…?
( A more thorough search. Keep the talk going. )
Hold on for just a little while, I’m still looking.
i did not stutter!
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
no, it is definitely mine.
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. )
( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! )
( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )
WHAT! but that's not right! lazytown does exist!!
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
..but, I do have bad news. I can't find Lazytown on any maps...
..do you... have any emergency contacts?
..do you... have any emergency contacts?
ohhhh!
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
WHAT! but that's not right! lazytown does exist!!
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! )
( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** )
i don't know!! 💧💧
ohhhh!
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
It's when you make a repetitive motion for... well, a variety of reasons. I do it because I grow restless if I don't move around enough.
really?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
February 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
ohhhh!
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! )
that makes sense, yes...
really?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
Oh, uhm... it's a behavioral pattern called "stimming." It helps me focus on stuff, like, looking through online maps.
( in... out.. in... out... )
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
February 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
really?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
( he looks interested! )
what is a "stimming"?
( in... out.. in... out... )
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
Deep ones. Iiiiin... ooout. Helps calm your nerves.
( He goes back to searching, another hand to his earcap. )
( He goes back to searching, another hand to his earcap. )
i do take breaths!
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
February 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
( in... out.. in... out... )
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. )
what are you doing with your helmet?
i did not stutter!
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
( Net zero information gained. )
... That has to be yours?
( He asks, both to continue the distraction and out of genuine confusion. )
... That has to be yours?
( He asks, both to continue the distraction and out of genuine confusion. )
driving my car, obviously! i was on my way to stephanie's house, since she got a new trampoline that just has to be mine!
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i did not stutter!
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
( he very much did not, thank you very much. )
it's *mine!*
( ohhhh boy. )
i do take breaths!
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
That's why I'm looking for it.
( He kneels down, getting on Stingy's level. )
Take a deep breath, and let it out.
( He kneels down, getting on Stingy's level. )
Take a deep breath, and let it out.
oh.
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
February 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i do take breaths!
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. )
see?
driving my car, obviously! i was on my way to stephanie's house, since she got a new trampoline that just has to be mine!
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
Ah, I see. You're quite brave, then.
( That's what Kirin told him, right? To be encouraging? This child seems like he has an ego the size of Ballade's, though... )
Do you know what you were doing before you found yourself lost?
( He's still checking for any sign of a "Lazy Town". Buying time. )
( That's what Kirin told him, right? To be encouraging? This child seems like he has an ego the size of Ballade's, though... )
Do you know what you were doing before you found yourself lost?
( He's still checking for any sign of a "Lazy Town". Buying time. )
( ohh.. an internal map would be very, very useful. he thinks he should tell pixel to make him something like that. tell? no, he's supposed to ask, right..? oh, he can contemplate that later! )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
driving my car, obviously! i was on my way to stephanie's house, since she got a new trampoline that just has to be mine!
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )
oh.
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
( ? )
( He turns back to Stingy, bewildered. )
..I meant... it'll take me a little bit to look up where Lazytown is. I wasn't actually asking for anything..?
( He turns back to Stingy, bewildered. )
..I meant... it'll take me a little bit to look up where Lazytown is. I wasn't actually asking for anything..?
but i do not give anything!! 💧💧 what am i giving!!!!
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
oh.
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. )
...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!
but i do not give anything!! 💧💧 what am i giving!!!!
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
I've never heard of a place called Lazytown. Give me a moment...
( He turns away and presses a hand to his earcap, humming a little. )
( He turns away and presses a hand to his earcap, humming a little. )
lazytown! but... i'm not sure where that is from here!!! 💧
February 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
but i do not give anything!! 💧💧 what am i giving!!!!
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )
( ohh.. an internal map would be very, very useful. he thinks he should tell pixel to make him something like that. tell? no, he's supposed to ask, right..? oh, he can contemplate that later! )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
( Enker's known for being eloquent at times, also - but it sounds just a bit humorous when coming from someone so young. )
Don't fret, I'm sure we will find where your home is soon enough. I'll need to check my internal map for a moment...
Don't fret, I'm sure we will find where your home is soon enough. I'll need to check my internal map for a moment...
( well, he isn't very sure how he got here. it is making him kind of nervous, though. oh, he hates being lost! )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
( ohh.. an internal map would be very, very useful. he thinks he should tell pixel to make him something like that. tell? no, he's supposed to ask, right..? oh, he can contemplate that later! )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
i am not fretting!
( he is. )
( just a little. )
lazytown! but... i'm not sure where that is from here!!! 💧
Where were you supposed to meet up? I'll help you back home!
...well my father is, um... busy, i think. i was supposed to meet up with my friends! ohhh..
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
February 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
lazytown! but... i'm not sure where that is from here!!! 💧
( nc )
IM LOOOOOSTTT ☹️☹️☹️
IM LOOOOOSTTT ☹️☹️☹️
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
( nc )
IM LOOOOOSTTT ☹️☹️☹️
IM LOOOOOSTTT ☹️☹️☹️
...well my father is, um... busy, i think. i was supposed to meet up with my friends! ohhh..
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
You're lost, then? Where... where are your parents?
new york?
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
...well my father is, um... busy, i think. i was supposed to meet up with my friends! ohhh..
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )
( well, he isn't very sure how he got here. it is making him kind of nervous, though. oh, he hates being lost! )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
( Oh. That's a place he's certainly never heard of - what kind of name is that-- no, no, Enker, be cordial. He's still a child. )
You would be correct, because this isn't it, I'm afraid. Although I'm sure it isn't too far.
( Judging by how /slow/ the car was going, before it stopped. )
You would be correct, because this isn't it, I'm afraid. Although I'm sure it isn't too far.
( Judging by how /slow/ the car was going, before it stopped. )
( well it is HIS car, and therefore it needs to be very, very fancy and advanced! )
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
February 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
( well, he isn't very sure how he got here. it is making him kind of nervous, though. oh, he hates being lost! )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧
( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )
Reposted by STINGY!
LET'S JUST SAY...
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
LET'S JUST SAY...
new york?
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
( "Isn't he polite," he thinks for a moment. )
What brings you to New York?
What brings you to New York?
( blink. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
new york?
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... )
...um.
( blink. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
It's a pleasure to meet you, Stingy!
( He holds a hand down to shake. )
( He holds a hand down to shake. )
( staaaare .. in HIS opinion, he's seen cooler robots. )
well, *my* name is stingy!
well, *my* name is stingy!
February 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
( blink. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. )
no, it is *my* pleasure!
( ok man. )
( well it is HIS car, and therefore it needs to be very, very fancy and advanced! )
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
( Enker slowly blinks in bewilderment at the snooty tone of that reply, as the kid parks. He wasn't aware they made vehicles that... small. )
Where are you trying to travel to?
Where are you trying to travel to?
i AM very lost, thank you for noticing!
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
( well it is HIS car, and therefore it needs to be very, very fancy and advanced! )
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
home, of course!
( glancing around briefly. )
...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!
( staaaare .. in HIS opinion, he's seen cooler robots. )
well, *my* name is stingy!
well, *my* name is stingy!
Yeah! The name's Mega Man, what's yours?
( suddenly looking back up at mega man. )
are you a robot?
are you a robot?
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
( staaaare .. in HIS opinion, he's seen cooler robots. )
well, *my* name is stingy!
well, *my* name is stingy!
i AM very lost, thank you for noticing!
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
( No, if he were, Punk would kill him! He's just very observant. And currently observing this event occurring near him. )
... You seem lost.
... You seem lost.
( he most definitely DOES. what are you a COP?! )
February 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i AM very lost, thank you for noticing!
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )
( looking him up and down. judgmentally? )
hmmm...
hmmm...
Hey there, little guy!
February 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
( looking him up and down. judgmentally? )
hmmm...
hmmm...