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them (via text): give me a 25 word synopsis
me: sends a wine-driven 5 minute voice message
me: sends a wine-driven 5 minute voice message
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
them (via text): give me a 25 word synopsis
me: sends a wine-driven 5 minute voice message
me: sends a wine-driven 5 minute voice message
I have taken the paywall off because I realised the only honest reason I'm on this site is to make sure I can chat to Alice Tawhai if I need to.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I have taken the paywall off because I realised the only honest reason I'm on this site is to make sure I can chat to Alice Tawhai if I need to.
So much unfiltered atrocity online and people have to be coy and say graped, unalived and pdfile if they want to call it out. The way we use language isn't working.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So much unfiltered atrocity online and people have to be coy and say graped, unalived and pdfile if they want to call it out. The way we use language isn't working.
As much as I appreciate Billie Eillish saying that no one can be called an illegal alien on stolen land these statements tend to backfire because famous rich people are not good at looking in the mirror, or maybe they are too good. If she wants to be true to her Irish tipuna, refund the IRA.
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
As much as I appreciate Billie Eillish saying that no one can be called an illegal alien on stolen land these statements tend to backfire because famous rich people are not good at looking in the mirror, or maybe they are too good. If she wants to be true to her Irish tipuna, refund the IRA.
my first and maybe only event of the year
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Let the Honey Soak Through - Opening Words
Find tickets & information for Let the Honey Soak Through - Opening Words. happening at Te Atamira, Queenstown, OT on Tue, 10 Feb, 2026 at 07:30 am NZDT. Register or Buy Tickets, Price information.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
my first and maybe only event of the year
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allevents.in/queenstown/l...
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I wrote this twenty years ago omg
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
Paradise
My friend loved her ducks so much she killed them.
open.substack.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I wrote this twenty years ago omg
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
one upscrolled is available for browser use I'm in because fuk all our tech overlords including Jack Dorsey and his yoga practice and the oblivious lens he brings to the globe.
Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
one upscrolled is available for browser use I'm in because fuk all our tech overlords including Jack Dorsey and his yoga practice and the oblivious lens he brings to the globe.
Reposted by Talia Marshall
Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww
pesto and hummus have been mainstream for over 30 years. please stop being basic about them
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
pesto and hummus have been mainstream for over 30 years. please stop being basic about them
i have that phobia where i can't stand looking at cluster of cells, my Mum's scabiosa flowers used to give me an upset feeling, but this has been trumped by the tooth creature in channel zero, every time i remember it i get waves of revulsion.
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i have that phobia where i can't stand looking at cluster of cells, my Mum's scabiosa flowers used to give me an upset feeling, but this has been trumped by the tooth creature in channel zero, every time i remember it i get waves of revulsion.
1 million is a paltry sum when you consider how much marae anchor their communities but also there are people on Twitter enraged about them receiving any $$ at all so the good news is Luxon can never win.
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 AM
1 million is a paltry sum when you consider how much marae anchor their communities but also there are people on Twitter enraged about them receiving any $$ at all so the good news is Luxon can never win.
some parts of north island maori tiktok are like the l word lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
some parts of north island maori tiktok are like the l word lol
tamatha paul is a good bet for getting those maori seats for the greens with tania waikato, a much better bet than chloe tbh, especially in rural and city poor places becuse neither of them fuk wit Chloe tbh, despite all her reo i roto i te whare-either Marama or Chloe needs to take one for the team
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
tamatha paul is a good bet for getting those maori seats for the greens with tania waikato, a much better bet than chloe tbh, especially in rural and city poor places becuse neither of them fuk wit Chloe tbh, despite all her reo i roto i te whare-either Marama or Chloe needs to take one for the team
I wrote this twenty years ago omg
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
Paradise
My friend loved her ducks so much she killed them.
open.substack.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I wrote this twenty years ago omg
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
don't let that put you off
I'm still working on my forestry/ikea story and now I'm also writing about the gay papa of human rights Roger Casement, so please consider a paid subscription because Substack is the future of literature *straight face emoji*
Reposted by Talia Marshall
Irrational Dislikes
On being contrary and far too proud of it.
open.substack.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
trying to decide who is more hateable
euro hippie camper couples who turn up in Takaka expecting free accomodation based on VIBES
euro hippies with cabins with no electricity, toilet or wifi who expect someone to live onsite and work for free in exhange for accom
BOTH
euro hippie camper couples who turn up in Takaka expecting free accomodation based on VIBES
euro hippies with cabins with no electricity, toilet or wifi who expect someone to live onsite and work for free in exhange for accom
BOTH
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
trying to decide who is more hateable
euro hippie camper couples who turn up in Takaka expecting free accomodation based on VIBES
euro hippies with cabins with no electricity, toilet or wifi who expect someone to live onsite and work for free in exhange for accom
BOTH
euro hippie camper couples who turn up in Takaka expecting free accomodation based on VIBES
euro hippies with cabins with no electricity, toilet or wifi who expect someone to live onsite and work for free in exhange for accom
BOTH
Please send Luxon to Gaza to make him keep the peace immediately.
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Please send Luxon to Gaza to make him keep the peace immediately.
parallel universes do exist it's basic mini series physics www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzID....
I'll Take Manhattan (1987) E04
YouTube video by Woody Moonlighting
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
parallel universes do exist it's basic mini series physics www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzID....
Irrational Dislikes
On being contrary and far too proud of it.
open.substack.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I blame this series of books for feeling affections towards the Ralphs, the only time I have felt sorry for a cat
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I blame this series of books for feeling affections towards the Ralphs, the only time I have felt sorry for a cat
I have unpoular thoughts on whale strandings and missing trampers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I have unpoular thoughts on whale strandings and missing trampers.
Time to accept I don't have one mouse called Ralph I have a whole whanau of Ralphs and they are bold I tell you. Bold! I don't like killing things or death and I'm a lot less angry than I used to be but I'm going to have to kill them all.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to accept I don't have one mouse called Ralph I have a whole whanau of Ralphs and they are bold I tell you. Bold! I don't like killing things or death and I'm a lot less angry than I used to be but I'm going to have to kill them all.
totally the wrong platform for this but i do not care northandsouth.co.nz/2021/01/21/m...
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
totally the wrong platform for this but i do not care northandsouth.co.nz/2021/01/21/m...
It feels like an important time to remind people that Jamie Joseph is my cousin lol.
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
It feels like an important time to remind people that Jamie Joseph is my cousin lol.