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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ glitter and despair
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Defying All Expectations, This Trans Woman Sucks at Posting
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Girl downloads grindr realizes she may be a dyke after all *sigh*
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
My first enactment as prime minister will be to bring back flavoured cigarettes

My second enactment will be to b*mb i*r*el
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m going to run for prime minister I think…. I’d be real good at it
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Lesbian breakup so bad she almost goes back to art school
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So horny imma start drinking out of puddles
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A shitty tattoo from a she/they would fix me I think
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lowkey think I’m French Canadian but I got a job so ion really care about that rn
March 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Clocking in for an 8 hour shift at the people being mean to me factory

(Working retail)
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Goddamn it WOMAN stop strip teasing and go apply for a JOB
#measf
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Neglected art of mine
February 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM