#alastor #lucifer #radioapple #hazbinhotel

Satan .

I do NOT miss my wife lordddd she a bitch for leavin me .
Out of spite I’m gonna kiss a man

͏⠀ on ／ air.

“ I wanted to ask you to — ahem— JOIN me … to tea , completely , totally *& utterly NOT influenced by Charlie NAGGING me to get along with you . ”

small growl . 💢 *

“ out of respect for my— DAU-GHTER . I am willing to try . ”

‧ 🍎* ⠀ ￤ @pridefulsins.bsky.social. ❜

Proceeding , to in fact . Punch him in the teeth .

< — fighting the urge to punch him .

I’m going to kill alastor today 💭 *

Grinning . The king gently pushes the horribly fixed object into his hands .

“ I KNOW !! ”

Now petting the deer-demon’s head condescendingly .

“ I am SO glad you can agree , Al . NOW ! I have approached you for more than just an accident . ” ✨*

⛧⃝ ‘ 𓄃 ~ ♕ * ♜ ° __ 𖤍♱ ☨

𝕴 𝑨𝑴 𝒶𝓃 𝓐𝑹𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻
OF
ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＣＥ .

𝔜𝔒𝔘 ᴀʀᴇ 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑨 𝕳𝕺𝕷𝕰

* ⛧⃝ *

“ Giving me the side eye .
And don’t even THINK of touching MY mugs . I’ll smite you . ”

Says the one who’s shorter . Though by not much .

@deerins.plays.poker

“ HEYYYY , Alastor ! So. Funny story .
I kinda , maybe , pulled an oopsie . I broke your favourite coffee mug . ”

hazbin hotel verse must be hella dead