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Secretary of HOA
@prez2040.bsky.social
My therapist said I needed a hobby, so I got my MPH | “looks 16, acts 65” according to a client | 🏳️‍🌈| this account is *mostly* a joke, obviously
Gotta feed the good app too
February 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Went to @chilis.bsky.social last night. Didn’t realize you could put so much 🧂in food. Woke up at 4 am like I’d spent the day wandering the desert
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Go ahead. Critique my 🐫day form
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Im sick of hearing about the drones in New Jersey
December 10, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I found Erich. His full-time job is lax bro
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Let’s be clear. Erich from New Jersey is unemployed. He makes ~$5-9k/year coaching lacrosse - I bet it’s a public school too. He only has health insurance because of the Affordable Care Act allows him to stay on his parents’ plan. Erich knows nothing about running a business.
we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Reposted by Secretary of HOA
Daniel Penny & Luigi Mangione: two 26-year-olds. one killed a homeless man, another is suspected of killing a healthcare CEO. the Right revels in unbridled glee about the former; the media & elites say nothing. the Left traffics silly gallows humor about the latter; nuclear pearl-clutching commences
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
✅ Italian
✅ Biomedical engineer
✅ Penn grad
✅ reads books
That’s my type
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Never went to the #ErasTour, never even tried to buy tickets. Now I’ll retire a millionaire.
December 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread. 🤠
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Gotta put them weights back on that rack bois
December 5, 2024 at 4:45 PM
My career accomplishments of 2024:
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM
All the gays posting their #2024wrapped and it’s the same 12 artists
December 4, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Just keep swimming
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Still stuffed from turkey day
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Suburban white bitch who voted for Trump cause of the price of eggs
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Please stop calling me a Perfectly Adorable Munchkin Boy™️
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Flying high. Defying gravity. 🧹
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Filming some *content*
November 17, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Is this how you get your followers from the other one?
November 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Soooo how does this work
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 PM