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@prettyxlush.bsky.social
Molecular geneticist and annoying vegan
Just learned you can get botulism from Botox and it immediately cured any longing or desire I had for it me and my giant masseters are here to stay
August 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just learned you can get botulism from Botox and it immediately cured any longing or desire I had for it me and my giant masseters are here to stay
Credit scores are such an insane scam I stopped paying them off in full and carry a $100 balance now and my credit score shot up 30 point to over 800
July 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Credit scores are such an insane scam I stopped paying them off in full and carry a $100 balance now and my credit score shot up 30 point to over 800
My cursed take after volunteering in animal rescue for a year is that 85% of people involved aren’t here for the animals and just to give middle aged white women a god complex and make them feel good about themselves
July 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My cursed take after volunteering in animal rescue for a year is that 85% of people involved aren’t here for the animals and just to give middle aged white women a god complex and make them feel good about themselves
Mcr doing firing squad execution reenactments on stage? And people are angry about it? I fear I must attend this one boys
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mcr doing firing squad execution reenactments on stage? And people are angry about it? I fear I must attend this one boys
Just bleached my roots and redyed my hair black did you guys know I’m not actually ugly ??
July 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just bleached my roots and redyed my hair black did you guys know I’m not actually ugly ??
People shamelessly posting about seeing brand new in 2025 🥴🤨 yall talk about not giving abusers platforms and yet…
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
People shamelessly posting about seeing brand new in 2025 🥴🤨 yall talk about not giving abusers platforms and yet…
Pasta is so god damn good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty (the bitch is my stomach that definitely has at least a slight gluten intolerance)
June 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pasta is so god damn good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty (the bitch is my stomach that definitely has at least a slight gluten intolerance)
I obviously love and respect tattooing as an art form but one thing I never need to do is get a hand poked tattoo. I’m good I do not need to be tortured like that. I respect it heavy. But I am Good
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I obviously love and respect tattooing as an art form but one thing I never need to do is get a hand poked tattoo. I’m good I do not need to be tortured like that. I respect it heavy. But I am Good
I want eternal sunshine to be real but just to erase my knowledge of game of throne from my brain so I can watch it for the first time again
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I want eternal sunshine to be real but just to erase my knowledge of game of throne from my brain so I can watch it for the first time again
I’m afraid I need a second circa survive tattoo and need the juturna lady on my arm
May 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m afraid I need a second circa survive tattoo and need the juturna lady on my arm
Yall struggling to hit fiber goals im getting my entire days worth in just my lunch the power of veganism baby
May 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yall struggling to hit fiber goals im getting my entire days worth in just my lunch the power of veganism baby
5 band bill w local openers going on at 10 pm is actually diabolical in the year 2025
May 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
5 band bill w local openers going on at 10 pm is actually diabolical in the year 2025
Im afraid I really want to go to this pierce the veil tour. SHE MAKES DIRTY WORDS SOUND PRETTY?????
May 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Im afraid I really want to go to this pierce the veil tour. SHE MAKES DIRTY WORDS SOUND PRETTY?????
I’m sorry but I think tinned fish going viral was the first sign of the impending recession
May 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m sorry but I think tinned fish going viral was the first sign of the impending recession
Can’t believe I just spent over a year growing out my short hair and mullet and now fuck ass bobs are in
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can’t believe I just spent over a year growing out my short hair and mullet and now fuck ass bobs are in
Been staring longingly at a filigree jewelry collection at a local jeweler and fantasizing about having $5k to buy it and found out today everything is $200 and under. I’m in trouble
May 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Been staring longingly at a filigree jewelry collection at a local jeweler and fantasizing about having $5k to buy it and found out today everything is $200 and under. I’m in trouble
British Chinese food is absolutely an abomination but I will not lie I would do anything to try a spice bag
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
British Chinese food is absolutely an abomination but I will not lie I would do anything to try a spice bag
I am on the millenial-gen z cusp and I always thought I was more millennial but yall are fucking embarrassing if I hear the phrase “elder emo” one more time im gen z now
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am on the millenial-gen z cusp and I always thought I was more millennial but yall are fucking embarrassing if I hear the phrase “elder emo” one more time im gen z now
It is my birthday and every meal I have chosen for today is some iteration of tofu and rice I just love tofu and rice
April 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It is my birthday and every meal I have chosen for today is some iteration of tofu and rice I just love tofu and rice
I’m so traumatized from the lemon jeep that I owned that I am currently having an anxiety attack about bringing my car to the dealership to get the AC fixed when it is under 2 different warranties
April 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m so traumatized from the lemon jeep that I owned that I am currently having an anxiety attack about bringing my car to the dealership to get the AC fixed when it is under 2 different warranties
I’m sorry I cannot believe there was even ever a debate about if Craig Owen’s vocals are live or not at the chiodos shows that was the fakest most back tracked thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life I WATCHED him turn the mic on and off
April 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m sorry I cannot believe there was even ever a debate about if Craig Owen’s vocals are live or not at the chiodos shows that was the fakest most back tracked thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life I WATCHED him turn the mic on and off
“100k is the new 30k” stfu yall just don’t know how to be poor. My income has tripled from 5 years ago and I still have roommates, bargain grocery shop, don’t drink and only eat out one meal a week. And guess what my bills are paid and I am comfortable, no one is forcing you to spend it all
April 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“100k is the new 30k” stfu yall just don’t know how to be poor. My income has tripled from 5 years ago and I still have roommates, bargain grocery shop, don’t drink and only eat out one meal a week. And guess what my bills are paid and I am comfortable, no one is forcing you to spend it all
What level of ocd is me dumping out an entire soda bc it’s fizzing weird and I didn’t remember the lid cracking when I opened it so I’m now convinced someone poisoned it
April 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What level of ocd is me dumping out an entire soda bc it’s fizzing weird and I didn’t remember the lid cracking when I opened it so I’m now convinced someone poisoned it
Norovirus vaccine starting to roll out it’s a beautiful day for my fellow emetophobes with this and zofran we are unstoppable
April 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Norovirus vaccine starting to roll out it’s a beautiful day for my fellow emetophobes with this and zofran we are unstoppable
I love being vegan
April 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love being vegan