Being a masochist and a socialist at the same time is so annoying, like I want a partner who would tip a server 20% for service that would get me choked at home 😭😭

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Ater hours of rp as both cuckquean & cuckoldress, I realize in both cases I get angry at my partner for loving me (in character) despite my being broken & worthless.

Like if I should bring this up in therapy. Repost if I should spend another day gooning instead of working.

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Well I realize my followers are 95% bots, but I'm bored and horney on a sunday so idk send me or ask me some dirty stuff!! 😈 tellonym.me/waverly.hi

Biphobes saying "Aren't you afraid a bisexual girl would cheat on you with a man??" like I wouldn't be grateful just to be cucked in the first place 🤦‍♀️

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I think my genuine desire to be cucked has been a deterrent for any of my past partners to cheat on me. From what I've read/seen, affairs are about an escape - so where is the escape if you can easily integrate it into your life?

Modern problems require modern solutions, I guess? 🤔 #kink #cuckquean

Would it be weird/clingy of me to start packing a second lunch for my partner's "work wife"? They both need to be well-fed when they stay at work so late 😇

#cuckquean #comedy #kink #queer #busexual #humour #cuck

I suspect the algorithm(s) think I'm an insecure wife because I keep getting ads for background checks to "catch [my man] cheating" 😭 I guess at least it's less embarassing than being clocked as a wannabe cuck? 🤷‍♀️

So how exactly am I supposed to reconcile my desire for my partner to pass me around to be used by their friends with the desire to remain untouched and neglected while my partner cucks me?? 😭😭

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No because I would love someone who would let me watch them get nailed, then go incognito for 3 days - doing god knows what with god knows whom - before returning so I can worship them 🥵🥵

#queer #humour #nsfw #cuckquean #kink #bisexual #pansexual #comedy #GoodFriday

You don't have to fuck my girlfriend to work here, but it helps!

🖤if you say you’re a leftist but don’t include sex workers in your activism, you’re not a leftist you’re a fraud🖤

You're my partner. It's Saturday morning. I'm going down on you. Are you:

a) Telling me about your hookup last night
b) Watching TV
c) Sexting your friend
d) _____________

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My girlfriend is NOT Irish, but you can kiss her anyway 😊

What do people think about the whole "joint custody of pets" thing? My girlfriend's ex is over all the time, and my girlfriend says it's because she still shares her pussy with them? Should I be concerned??

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One neat thing about being a cuckquean is that cleanup duty can also count as girl dinner 😋😋

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You like watching your girlfriend make out with other women because you fetishize lesbianism and devalue queer relationships.

I like watching my girlfriend make out with other women because I get off to her cheating on me.

We are not the same.

#queer #kink #humour #comedy #wlw #cuckquean

"You drove her to cheat on you" uh yeah, she doesn't have a licence??

My girlfriend was really self-conscious about her body count when we first started dating, but after a lot of hard work and encouragement, it's much higher now 😊😊