Prettyman
banner
prettyman.bsky.social
Prettyman
@prettyman.bsky.social
Mister Bugs

Autistic - he/they - don't be mean to me or anyone on the Internet
Before Mario Kart 8 came out, GameStop hosted demo events for it. My grown ass adult friends and I went to one of these events and blocked up the kiosk for 2 hours, while my nemesis AJ Patel complained about the $70 price for Xenoblade Chronicles, a game he would never play on a system he didn't own
February 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That's enough posts for now.
September 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Recently I was taking a shit at a gas station in the Minneapolis West Metro area and found a Koala Kare koala baby with tits carved into it. Post a Pic in the replies if you have seen it too and I will give your Reply one Like
September 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I have not puked since January 1st, 2024, 3:00 PM CST (previous record 20 years, 12 days, 10 hours)
September 19, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Time to post
September 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Me and da homies when the spaghetti store clerk leaves the sauce station unattended
September 1, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I (unable to sleep) want what he (Sleepy Joe) has (sleepiness)
August 29, 2023 at 6:18 AM
Me going to get a sandwich
August 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Marge: The Original Homersexual???
August 21, 2023 at 2:05 AM
BlueSky needs to integrate JibJab technology into this app
August 19, 2023 at 5:55 PM
ℹ️𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡
August 17, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Nothing like that "first post of the day" 🕺
August 17, 2023 at 5:01 AM
If Combo Breaking Bad is your comfort character, boy oh boy do I got a thread for you
August 16, 2023 at 7:52 PM
My greatest invention (I made this drink)
August 16, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I have not puked since Friday, December 19th, 2003 (approx. 7:00 PM CST)
August 16, 2023 at 4:27 AM