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Pretty Flamingo
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Clyde-built woman. Scientist. Sometimes cranky. Fan of crisps, dogs and running cows.
@penguinsagainstdt.bsky.social Spotted in Glasgow overnight…
April 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nick Ferrari - in London, presumably - asking whether we are overreacting because of things shutting in Scotland and Ireland because of the rare red wind warning. Risk to life.

RISK TO LIFE.

And then played Churchill to emphasise that we are wusses.

What an utter shitehawk.
#StormÉowyn
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social did I almost hear a measure being described as a "Gnat's Chuff" (or similar gnat measurement)?
January 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
#uksnow light dusting in the last hour, lying on frozen ground. ML6 2/10
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Never been more proud to be Scottish than when Kevin said his black bun could ‘pan a window in’. And Norman made macaroon. Hoots! #bakeoff #hogmanay
January 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I make sure things work, and tell people not to fuck about with the working things.
December 31, 2024 at 10:06 AM
My leftover tea > actual Christmas tea. Turkey and sweet leek pie with sage and chestnut pastry. Peas, silverskin onions and cranberry sauce.
December 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Christmas banger.
If you’re not moved by this, we can never be friends.

youtu.be/hjddPN2geKY?...
Holly Johnson sings 'The Power Of Love' on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' Christmas special
YouTube video by NME
youtu.be
December 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
45 minute alert for those in the UK. Top 10 Christmas movie ‘The Bishop’s Wife’ on BBC2, 9:15. You’re welcome 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Shelagh Fogarty is on fire at the moment about Gisele Pelicot in particular, and rape culture more generally. Not a listen that is good for my blood pressure, though. @shelaghfogarty.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Caught up with some lovely friends for lunch. Now tucked up at home, Rioja, Mortimer and Whitehouse on telly and chilli nachos on the way. I can be smug for one day, can’t I?
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 PM
COME ON DAN! #masterchef

P.S - Gregg Wallace is a bellend.
December 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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If your local was suddenly invaded night after night by obnoxious, loudmouth attention seeking arseholes who also happen to be mates with the owner, chances are you would find a new boozer.

The parallel is obvious.
One of my favourite pinned tweets from the fabulous @pandamoanimum.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Nae Paseran just started on BBC Scotland.

A must watch for how the tiniest acts of defiance can have the biggest impact.
#naepasaran
December 7, 2024 at 10:38 PM
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Elon's Musk is branching out and offering to reduce my energy bills. Such a caring guy. Not even in the DOGE role and he's offering to save money in my suburban house in Central Scotland. Amazing scope creep for his new job.
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Shameless steal from Newsthump.
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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It’s not just about “bants” - it’s about control, and it’s always been.

www.bearlypolitics.co.uk/p/its-just-b...
December 1, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Barcelona 2024. Tourist level unlocked as we were among the few not wearing winter jackets. Public Service Broadcasting were the bees knees.
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I've just signed up for a newsletter distributed by a company that makes hummus and falafel and I can never go back to the scheme I was born in.
#middleclasswanker
November 21, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Just a dog.
Playing with a watermelon.
In the frost.
#dogsofbluesky
November 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?

Quote share your answer only in gif form.
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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In honor of all the new arrivals, I'm sharing one of my favorite videos.

It shows 24 hours of Earth's rotation, with the camera locked to the sky instead of the ground. We're all hanging out on this spinning rock.

Brilliant work by Bartosz Wojczyński. 🧪

artuniverse.eu/gallery/1907...
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 AM