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prettycrime.bsky.social
a morally bankrupt him
@prettycrime.bsky.social
retired sex athlete turned commentator

if you like this crap you'll love anarchocardio.substack.com
another beautiful day to hate the state
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
noooo don't die your beard your so sexy
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
"nothing like a man in uniform", I think, eyeing his heavily packed leather holster and the embroidered intercity rail logo on his jacket. he pulls his walkie-talkie from its place on the holster and starts to announce a platform change
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
out of the bed and into the office! malinger no more!
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
about the watch THE EXORCIST for the first time
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I am truly plagued by the most unique afflictions. I wish to acquire beautiful things, but I have no money to buy them with. I wish for a savoury snack, but also the most delicious coffee to accompany it with
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I deserve an audience for this kind of veiled gossip
your favourite gay marxist twitter guy is paying for sex with my favourite gay marxist irl tonight

and that good looking anti-imperialist magazine editor whose reels you caption "daddy gets it" when you dm them to friends? endlessly haranguing for authentic gfe at the eleventh hour
September 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
gm haters. my wife says too many little videos on the internet give you brain damage but i say everything in moderation
September 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I'm on Goodreads checking out reviews for "A consumer's guide to male hustlers"
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
sucking on a lolly as a man in my 30s is so inner whimsy
September 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
first day making friends with colleagues at the celebrity discord fan engagement office: "do you guys ever feel like you're pretending to be someone you're not?"
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
sucking my teeth and shaking my head as the age verifier lies to me about deleting my scan. i know they want to keep mine most of all because i'm so cute. they're all meeting up and comparing my little picture to see who got a good one and trading the rare ones where i look less angry. sick perverts
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
revenge body but it's vengeance on myself
August 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i am spending so-called "Good Friday" with my mum and step dad today and they have just informed me about a place called the Joe Fag Pop-in Centre without context
April 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
dried mango: fruity jerky, jerky for fruits
March 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
punk...🙂
...rock 🫤
February 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"cut, or uncut?" the photo developer asks. i blush, unable to look my jewish transgender girl date in the eye for the following 10 minutes
January 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i could have believed i was perhaps a straight woman on being viscerally put off a man on shoe alone,

but to experience erotic magnetism on one glimpse of buffed and polished leather at his leg's end
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
like so what if i don't have a job i have a lesbian wife with an infatuation with a japanese nationalist
January 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
alright but what if trans men who were prostitutes do get to speak over women a little bit
September 3, 2024 at 11:53 PM
every time you burp, another trans masc gets his mullet
April 1, 2024 at 12:06 AM
he's giving 14 hours sleep calming face mask moustache tint nail paint diy haircut in the bathroom leave-in conditioner wet look slick back lip balm on the cheekbones for the dewy look 3 meals consumed start the week right g stashed in the estrogen cunt cream in the wash bag toNIGHT
March 10, 2024 at 8:19 PM
just watched a child in a cafe in hackney attach a "kick me" sign to their own back, which i think really epitomises
February 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
oh if he can dance with his hips *and* his shoulders,
February 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
admiring the glamorous doll at the trans clinic with the waxiest white corpse of a man in tweed on her arm. a beautiful thing to hear his death rattle perfectly harmonise with her vocal fry
February 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM