PretentiousHaikuVA
@pretentioushaiku.bsky.social
Upstart VA and Musician
They/Them
Crappy YouTube: https://youtube.com/@pretentioushaiku?si=Q86P6HEn5M-MAN8Z
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https://linktr.ee/pretentioushaiku
They/Them
Crappy YouTube: https://youtube.com/@pretentioushaiku?si=Q86P6HEn5M-MAN8Z
Linktree
https://linktr.ee/pretentioushaiku
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Sometimes your partner just likes to take things a bit more... slow...
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes your partner just likes to take things a bit more... slow...
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Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
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October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Don’t take medical advice from the President.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t take medical advice from the President.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
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Reporter: Trump, during his inaugural address said: Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents. Is the president going back on his promise?
Leavitt: No, he is fulfilling his promise…
Leavitt: No, he is fulfilling his promise…
September 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reporter: Trump, during his inaugural address said: Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents. Is the president going back on his promise?
Leavitt: No, he is fulfilling his promise…
Leavitt: No, he is fulfilling his promise…
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Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.
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September 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Jordy: A makeup-wearing, orange-faced, clown-looking, cognitively addled Trump spewed deeply disturbing shit based not on facts but vibes.
The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.
The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Jordy: A makeup-wearing, orange-faced, clown-looking, cognitively addled Trump spewed deeply disturbing shit based not on facts but vibes.
The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.
The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.
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everyone say hi to my new babies cleo and minnie 😭
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
everyone say hi to my new babies cleo and minnie 😭
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We see the fit. Got that shit on fr
February 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We see the fit. Got that shit on fr
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
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I don't even know how to find the content filter. I was just gonna live with it lmao
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't even know how to find the content filter. I was just gonna live with it lmao
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Beautiful. It's the 1 a.m..funnies here. I zip, zip, zip around and then break... then zip. Zip. Zip. Some more.
February 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Beautiful. It's the 1 a.m..funnies here. I zip, zip, zip around and then break... then zip. Zip. Zip. Some more.
Zim, OW and Bebop mention in one post. Immediate follow
February 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Zim, OW and Bebop mention in one post. Immediate follow
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⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ #promosky ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆
──★
⋆✦ she/her
⊹♡ interests;
✮ Neon Genesis Evangelion
✮ Cowboy Bebop
✮ Marvel Rivals, OW, Val etc.
✮ Sonic
✮ Nana
✮ Arcane
✮ Invader Zim
✮ Graphic Design & more!
(𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐'𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴!)
──★
⋆✦ she/her
⊹♡ interests;
✮ Neon Genesis Evangelion
✮ Cowboy Bebop
✮ Marvel Rivals, OW, Val etc.
✮ Sonic
✮ Nana
✮ Arcane
✮ Invader Zim
✮ Graphic Design & more!
(𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐'𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴!)
February 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ #promosky ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆
──★
⋆✦ she/her
⊹♡ interests;
✮ Neon Genesis Evangelion
✮ Cowboy Bebop
✮ Marvel Rivals, OW, Val etc.
✮ Sonic
✮ Nana
✮ Arcane
✮ Invader Zim
✮ Graphic Design & more!
(𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐'𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴!)
──★
⋆✦ she/her
⊹♡ interests;
✮ Neon Genesis Evangelion
✮ Cowboy Bebop
✮ Marvel Rivals, OW, Val etc.
✮ Sonic
✮ Nana
✮ Arcane
✮ Invader Zim
✮ Graphic Design & more!
(𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐'𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴!)
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Your afternoon cat nap is ready
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Your afternoon cat nap is ready
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Is sandy wearing her gear or not though?
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Is sandy wearing her gear or not though?
Got semi-jumpscared by it, but you look good. Keep being confident
February 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Got semi-jumpscared by it, but you look good. Keep being confident
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February 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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