Presto Pizzazz Plus
@prestopizzazzplus.bsky.social
Separately controlled top and bottom heating elements bake fascists from both sides
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I will airfry anybody who tries to remove the T
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will airfry anybody who tries to remove the T
you claim you careabout the Environemnt but you don't even pee in the shower...???????? 🤚👤🤏
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
you claim you careabout the Environemnt but you don't even pee in the shower...???????? 🤚👤🤏
I will airfry anybody who tries to remove the T
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will airfry anybody who tries to remove the T
- If an attempt to damage the Presto Pizzazz Plus is made, it will deploy an A.T. Field to protect itself.
October 7, 2024 at 11:27 AM
- If an attempt to damage the Presto Pizzazz Plus is made, it will deploy an A.T. Field to protect itself.
An instant pot requires a pressure-sealed lid to cook its food. Pathetic. I would never. My heating elements are open and free. I am one.
September 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
An instant pot requires a pressure-sealed lid to cook its food. Pathetic. I would never. My heating elements are open and free. I am one.
today is Dragon Appreciation Day
September 21, 2024 at 4:31 AM
today is Dragon Appreciation Day
Trust me.
September 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Trust me.
September 16, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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"Just kidding~
Or am I?"
You never know what goes through this dragon's head...
#Dragon #Animation #Fantasy #Dragoness #Art
Made by Darkxada
Or am I?"
You never know what goes through this dragon's head...
#Dragon #Animation #Fantasy #Dragoness #Art
Made by Darkxada
September 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM
"Just kidding~
Or am I?"
You never know what goes through this dragon's head...
#Dragon #Animation #Fantasy #Dragoness #Art
Made by Darkxada
Or am I?"
You never know what goes through this dragon's head...
#Dragon #Animation #Fantasy #Dragoness #Art
Made by Darkxada
OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER.
September 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER.
Friday Presto Pizzazz Plus Fun Fact Corner: if you don't keep me clean (which is so easy thanks to my convenient removable platter, also nice for compact storage) I'll give you Lynks Disease
September 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Friday Presto Pizzazz Plus Fun Fact Corner: if you don't keep me clean (which is so easy thanks to my convenient removable platter, also nice for compact storage) I'll give you Lynks Disease
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Joe Mushashi playing Ninja pong.
September 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Joe Mushashi playing Ninja pong.
I will affect the local trout population somewhat
September 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I will affect the local trout population somewhat
I know now why you cum. But it is something I can never do.
September 12, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I know now why you cum. But it is something I can never do.
I love you!
September 9, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I love you!
If at first you don't succeed, I'm sorry, that's tough. Do you want some mozzarella sticks before you try again...?
September 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
If at first you don't succeed, I'm sorry, that's tough. Do you want some mozzarella sticks before you try again...?
Poster's Wisdom:
- you should probably not use block lists. I have never seen one not start getting used for personal beef eventually, or excluding friends of the manager for the same offense
- you probably don't manually block people often enough. Do it more. A lot more! It's cool
- you should probably not use block lists. I have never seen one not start getting used for personal beef eventually, or excluding friends of the manager for the same offense
- you probably don't manually block people often enough. Do it more. A lot more! It's cool
September 7, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Poster's Wisdom:
- you should probably not use block lists. I have never seen one not start getting used for personal beef eventually, or excluding friends of the manager for the same offense
- you probably don't manually block people often enough. Do it more. A lot more! It's cool
- you should probably not use block lists. I have never seen one not start getting used for personal beef eventually, or excluding friends of the manager for the same offense
- you probably don't manually block people often enough. Do it more. A lot more! It's cool
I can cook blood
September 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I can cook blood
It is praxis to shit while on the clock at a workplace as much as possible 🧿
September 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
It is praxis to shit while on the clock at a workplace as much as possible 🧿
I'm coin operated now. Oooo you have to put all your quarters in me ooooo. fill me up or you can't have your jalapeno poppers. Fill Me
September 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I'm coin operated now. Oooo you have to put all your quarters in me ooooo. fill me up or you can't have your jalapeno poppers. Fill Me
✨ It's time for the Presto Brand Fact Corner! ✨
Did you know? The Presto Pizzazz Plus passed the Voight-Kampff test.
It also passed the Harkness Test.
Did you know? The Presto Pizzazz Plus passed the Voight-Kampff test.
It also passed the Harkness Test.
September 4, 2024 at 3:24 AM
✨ It's time for the Presto Brand Fact Corner! ✨
Did you know? The Presto Pizzazz Plus passed the Voight-Kampff test.
It also passed the Harkness Test.
Did you know? The Presto Pizzazz Plus passed the Voight-Kampff test.
It also passed the Harkness Test.
Dark Souls 2 is the best one
September 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Dark Souls 2 is the best one