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@prestigiousuma.bsky.social
❝MAKING HISTORY.❝ Former American racer, now teaching at Tracen Academy. [RP][OC][Umamusume][Written by #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ ][MDNI]
Adult themes may be presented on the TL.
Adult themes may be presented on the TL.
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@prestigiousuma.bsky.social
· Nov 15
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𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺.
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𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺.
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She fell asleep while wrapping gifts.
Poor woman is covered in ribbons and tape.
Poor woman is covered in ribbons and tape.
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
She fell asleep while wrapping gifts.
Poor woman is covered in ribbons and tape.
Poor woman is covered in ribbons and tape.
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
. . .
If it works, it works --
If it works, it works --
Meanwhile the young love:
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
. . .
If it works, it works --
If it works, it works --
"Ah, young love.
So nice to see."
So nice to see."
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Ah, young love.
So nice to see."
So nice to see."
". . .
Why is there a kid swearing?"
Why is there a kid swearing?"
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
". . .
Why is there a kid swearing?"
Why is there a kid swearing?"
"I've been told that before ~."
Her ears flickered as a smirk grew on her face.
Her ears flickered as a smirk grew on her face.
A smirk grew across his face as his blushing became way more apparent.
"Yeah~ You really do know how to make a man just melt, heh heh~"
"Yeah~ You really do know how to make a man just melt, heh heh~"
A nod came from the Uma, gingerly taking the mistletoe that laid between her lips.
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"I've been told that before ~."
Her ears flickered as a smirk grew on her face.
Her ears flickered as a smirk grew on her face.
A nod came from the Uma, gingerly taking the mistletoe that laid between her lips.
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
He can't tell if he's sober or not seeing what's in front of him. In fact he's faintly blushing.
"Is this "gift" for me?"
"Is this "gift" for me?"
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A nod came from the Uma, gingerly taking the mistletoe that laid between her lips.
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
"Mhm. Wanna open it up ~?"
Before?
Such an impatient boy ~.
Of course, he can use the present as much as he wants.
Such an impatient boy ~.
Of course, he can use the present as much as he wants.
How cute.
But what if he decided to open this present before Christmas~?
But what if he decided to open this present before Christmas~?
With a little mistletoe on top!
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Before?
Such an impatient boy ~.
Of course, he can use the present as much as he wants.
Such an impatient boy ~.
Of course, he can use the present as much as he wants.
Reposted by ✧ 𝓢𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬
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𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬
𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑲𝑳𝑬𝑬.ᐟ
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𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬
𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑲𝑳𝑬𝑬.ᐟ
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December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
❝
𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬
𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑲𝑳𝑬𝑬.ᐟ
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𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬
𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑲𝑳𝑬𝑬.ᐟ
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. . .
She's fine with this.
She's fine with this.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
. . .
She's fine with this.
She's fine with this.
With a little mistletoe on top!
Good to know his gift’s all wrapped up for him.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
With a little mistletoe on top!
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
. . .
Fair point.
Fair point.
Hmmm, here's a real challenge for you.
Find a group of uma musume who don't have any quirks like that.
Find a group of uma musume who don't have any quirks like that.
A bit.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
. . .
Fair point.
Fair point.
A bit.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
Are you surprised by that?
. . .
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
A bit.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
I wasn't expecting ALL of them to be like this.
. . .
She knows of a different workout they can fo together --.
She knows of a different workout they can fo together --.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
. . .
She knows of a different workout they can fo together --.
She knows of a different workout they can fo together --.
. . .
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
. . .
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
That godamn Gold family is full of GREMLINS.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"We have.
So there's no need to be nervous."
So there's no need to be nervous."
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"We have.
So there's no need to be nervous."
So there's no need to be nervous."
Staring with her big ol' eyes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Staring with her big ol' eyes.
Using a carrot like a fake cigar.
"I have no regrets from last night."
"I have no regrets from last night."
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Using a carrot like a fake cigar.
"I have no regrets from last night."
"I have no regrets from last night."
YOINKING AND RUNNING.
OH YES PLEASE—
Her place.
Right now.
Right now.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
YOINKING AND RUNNING.
Her place.
Right now.
Right now.
That is EXACTLY what he’s counting on/
She's gonna be JUMPING those royal bones.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Her place.
Right now.
Right now.
pastelpalletes*
so the actual sunday silence has 1,514 children
so this portrayal has a crazy high sex drive
so the actual sunday silence has 1,514 children
so this portrayal has a crazy high sex drive
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
pastelpalletes*
so the actual sunday silence has 1,514 children
so this portrayal has a crazy high sex drive
so the actual sunday silence has 1,514 children
so this portrayal has a crazy high sex drive
She's gonna be JUMPING those royal bones.
He does in fact dare
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
She's gonna be JUMPING those royal bones.