presidentfirefly
@presidentfirefly.bsky.social
trying to stay sane through humor. And for the next four years, don't blame me - I voted for her! My wife and I are blue dots in red West Virginia. #NeverTrump #Resistance
At this point I almost miss Kellyanne Conway and Rex Tillerson.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At this point I almost miss Kellyanne Conway and Rex Tillerson.
I have zero desire to see either of the Wicked movies.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have zero desire to see either of the Wicked movies.
A pox on both their houses.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A pox on both their houses.
I'll say it yet again - the Charlie Kirk assassination was Trump's Reichstag fire. It will now be used to justify everything Trump is doing to undermine democracy.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'll say it yet again - the Charlie Kirk assassination was Trump's Reichstag fire. It will now be used to justify everything Trump is doing to undermine democracy.
I'm just surprised the FBI didn't add a line about Tyler Robinson wanting to buy some Hunter Biden artwork in the supposed text exchange with his roommate.
September 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm just surprised the FBI didn't add a line about Tyler Robinson wanting to buy some Hunter Biden artwork in the supposed text exchange with his roommate.
REMINDER: Trump is in the Epstein files.
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
REMINDER: Trump is in the Epstein files.
New photo drop from the White House of Trump golfing:
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
New photo drop from the White House of Trump golfing:
Trump is perfectly fine. Here's another picture of him golfing today:
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump is perfectly fine. Here's another picture of him golfing today:
Of course if Trump has died, he should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that.
August 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Of course if Trump has died, he should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that.
I always just assumed that pretty much everything sold at Wal-Mart was radioactive.
August 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I always just assumed that pretty much everything sold at Wal-Mart was radioactive.
If history is any guide, Trump's Reich has about 2 years left.
August 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If history is any guide, Trump's Reich has about 2 years left.
I wonder what golf score Trump will claim to shoot in Alaska next week...
August 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I wonder what golf score Trump will claim to shoot in Alaska next week...
And all of this is happening because of one man's fragile ego.
August 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
And all of this is happening because of one man's fragile ego.
The politicians I respect are the ones who feel free to speak the truth even when they are running for re-election.
June 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The politicians I respect are the ones who feel free to speak the truth even when they are running for re-election.
Thom Tillis embodies the current GOP - he enables fascism to stay in power and then talks tough a few hours after deciding not to run for re-election. That's not courage.
June 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thom Tillis embodies the current GOP - he enables fascism to stay in power and then talks tough a few hours after deciding not to run for re-election. That's not courage.
I'm just surprised Pete Hegseth isn't more sympathetic to Iran, since he has been bombed so many times himself.
June 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm just surprised Pete Hegseth isn't more sympathetic to Iran, since he has been bombed so many times himself.
The only thing "obliterated" by our bombing of Iran was America's standing in the world.
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The only thing "obliterated" by our bombing of Iran was America's standing in the world.
The real irony in all this Jake Tapper book nonsense is that even if Biden was totally incompetent, he was still a much better President than Trump will ever be.
May 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The real irony in all this Jake Tapper book nonsense is that even if Biden was totally incompetent, he was still a much better President than Trump will ever be.
BREAKING: Trump claims he, too, had stage four cancer, but his "big, beautiful" body healed it all by itself, just like it did with his ear that got shot off.
May 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: Trump claims he, too, had stage four cancer, but his "big, beautiful" body healed it all by itself, just like it did with his ear that got shot off.
THIS 👇
May 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
THIS 👇
I admit I was wrong. I didn't really see that he would want to be Pope himself. Not sure how I missed that.
I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I admit I was wrong. I didn't really see that he would want to be Pope himself. Not sure how I missed that.
Congratulations to President Donald Trump for winning yesterday's White House Easter egg hunt. He found more eggs than all the other Presidents combined! And he showed those loser kids, too.
April 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Congratulations to President Donald Trump for winning yesterday's White House Easter egg hunt. He found more eggs than all the other Presidents combined! And he showed those loser kids, too.
I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
Cory Booker has now spent more time on the Senate floor than Donald Trump has off the golf course.
April 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cory Booker has now spent more time on the Senate floor than Donald Trump has off the golf course.
I am 100% certain that President Kamala Harris would not have nominated a Secretary of Defense who drunk texted war plans to journalists.
March 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I am 100% certain that President Kamala Harris would not have nominated a Secretary of Defense who drunk texted war plans to journalists.