Preapocalyptic Noodle Factory
@preapocalypticcats.bsky.social
Eclectic esoterica. Everything here save 2 reposts and a quote by Rick Sanchez, yeah, that Rick Sanchez, be it crap or not, I am responsible for.
We all have an early access pass to greatness, make it count!
We all have an early access pass to greatness, make it count!
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The BlueSky feed czar hates me for some unknown reason. Every day my feed is lousy with inanity. Today it's 22 posts in a row of gross food. For days it has included children games. The option to "show less like this" only makes more appear, and "show more like this" makes less of what you want.
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The BlueSky feed czar hates me for some unknown reason. Every day my feed is lousy with inanity. Today it's 22 posts in a row of gross food. For days it has included children games. The option to "show less like this" only makes more appear, and "show more like this" makes less of what you want.
Imagine if Ben Franklin has gotten his way and the USA adopted the turkey as our country's symbol.
We'd be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving.
I just now thought of that horror.
#USA #AmericanEagle #nature #turkeysAreDelicious
We'd be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving.
I just now thought of that horror.
#USA #AmericanEagle #nature #turkeysAreDelicious
June 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Imagine if Ben Franklin has gotten his way and the USA adopted the turkey as our country's symbol.
We'd be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving.
I just now thought of that horror.
#USA #AmericanEagle #nature #turkeysAreDelicious
We'd be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving.
I just now thought of that horror.
#USA #AmericanEagle #nature #turkeysAreDelicious
Never take a malaprop for granite.
June 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Never take a malaprop for granite.
It seems like weeks since I've heard of a case of spontaneous human combustion.
#fire #stayCool #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
#fire #stayCool #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
June 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It seems like weeks since I've heard of a case of spontaneous human combustion.
#fire #stayCool #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
#fire #stayCool #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Loose lips often make a speech impediment.
June 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Loose lips often make a speech impediment.
Pet Peeve of the day:
When people say "I feel badly about (whatever)"
It means that your feelings are malfunctioning.
#grammarNazi #talkingGooder #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
When people say "I feel badly about (whatever)"
It means that your feelings are malfunctioning.
#grammarNazi #talkingGooder #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pet Peeve of the day:
When people say "I feel badly about (whatever)"
It means that your feelings are malfunctioning.
#grammarNazi #talkingGooder #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
When people say "I feel badly about (whatever)"
It means that your feelings are malfunctioning.
#grammarNazi #talkingGooder #TrumpSmellsLikePoop
Reposted by Preapocalyptic Noodle Factory
June 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He can do whatever he wants, his hand wasn't on the bible. It doesn't count.
#oathOfOffice #WeAreScrewed #TheBibleBurns
#oathOfOffice #WeAreScrewed #TheBibleBurns
June 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He can do whatever he wants, his hand wasn't on the bible. It doesn't count.
#oathOfOffice #WeAreScrewed #TheBibleBurns
#oathOfOffice #WeAreScrewed #TheBibleBurns
The opposite of progress is congress.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
#congress #USA #government #WDF #Trumpsmellslikepoopie #VoteWithYourBrain
Coincidence? I don't think so.
#congress #USA #government #WDF #Trumpsmellslikepoopie #VoteWithYourBrain
June 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The opposite of progress is congress.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
#congress #USA #government #WDF #Trumpsmellslikepoopie #VoteWithYourBrain
Coincidence? I don't think so.
#congress #USA #government #WDF #Trumpsmellslikepoopie #VoteWithYourBrain
I may have speculated that Trump smells like poopie.
I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
#TrumpSmellsLikePoopie #ThatPoopieSmellIsTrump
I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
#TrumpSmellsLikePoopie #ThatPoopieSmellIsTrump
June 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I may have speculated that Trump smells like poopie.
I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
#TrumpSmellsLikePoopie #ThatPoopieSmellIsTrump
I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
#TrumpSmellsLikePoopie #ThatPoopieSmellIsTrump
June 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If Donald Trump wants to run for a third term, I say go for it. You can go up against Barack Obama, see how that works out.
#FantasyPolitics #WhatIf #vote
#FantasyPolitics #WhatIf #vote
June 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If Donald Trump wants to run for a third term, I say go for it. You can go up against Barack Obama, see how that works out.
#FantasyPolitics #WhatIf #vote
#FantasyPolitics #WhatIf #vote
My new book "Reverse Psychology for Dummies"
will be out soon. Please do not buy it.
#boycottMyBook #Don'tReadList
will be out soon. Please do not buy it.
#boycottMyBook #Don'tReadList
June 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My new book "Reverse Psychology for Dummies"
will be out soon. Please do not buy it.
#boycottMyBook #Don'tReadList
will be out soon. Please do not buy it.
#boycottMyBook #Don'tReadList
Has Trump blamed Biden yet for the poor turn-out?
#parade #perade #rainOnHisParade #TrumpSmellsLlikePoopie
#parade #perade #rainOnHisParade #TrumpSmellsLlikePoopie
June 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Has Trump blamed Biden yet for the poor turn-out?
#parade #perade #rainOnHisParade #TrumpSmellsLlikePoopie
#parade #perade #rainOnHisParade #TrumpSmellsLlikePoopie
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I haven't seen my face in years,
to be honest, I don't miss it.
to be honest, I don't miss it.
June 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I haven't seen my face in years,
to be honest, I don't miss it.
to be honest, I don't miss it.
June 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
On this "NO KINGS DAY" there is one king we should remember.
Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
"Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon, which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it."
#nonviolence #FirstAmendment #FreeAssembly
Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
"Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon, which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it."
#nonviolence #FirstAmendment #FreeAssembly
June 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
On this "NO KINGS DAY" there is one king we should remember.
Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
"Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon, which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it."
#nonviolence #FirstAmendment #FreeAssembly
Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
"Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon, which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it."
#nonviolence #FirstAmendment #FreeAssembly
June 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cat: meow meao meow
Me: Cat, can't you say anything except MEOW?
Cat: (looks at me for 3 seconds then) meow
Me: Cat, can't you say anything except MEOW?
Cat: (looks at me for 3 seconds then) meow
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Cat: meow meao meow
Me: Cat, can't you say anything except MEOW?
Cat: (looks at me for 3 seconds then) meow
Me: Cat, can't you say anything except MEOW?
Cat: (looks at me for 3 seconds then) meow
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I dislike the old adage "It's always the last place you look" so much that I've taken to finding what I'm looking for then continuing to look for it.
June 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I dislike the old adage "It's always the last place you look" so much that I've taken to finding what I'm looking for then continuing to look for it.
I'm not mad, I'm happy to wait for the inevitable hoisting of the petard. It will be one thing he won't be able to blame Biden for.
June 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm not mad, I'm happy to wait for the inevitable hoisting of the petard. It will be one thing he won't be able to blame Biden for.