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Andrew Smith
@prealphamandrew.bsky.social
Referred to as "The Pre Alpha Man." I'm also called a "murderer"

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I AM THE REAL ANDREW FUCK OFF
Pinned
I'm back
how it started vs how its going
December 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
im running away to arskville fuck you
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
The worst thing any of yall couldve done. Good job Raven Brooks, and have a Merry Christmas forever I guess
The Guest has officially won the election and will now be the new Mayor of Raven Brooks!
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Vote reasonably and vote for Andrew! 💪
The last round of voting for the Mayor of Raven Brooks has begun!
Cast your vote here: forms.gle/nro8EBB5hJaG...
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 PM
ANDREW SMITH 2024
Voting for the Mayor of Raven Brooks has officially started!
Cast your vote here: forms.gle/ZsmRQF7Sm6En...
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
-Strengthen the police of Raven Brooks
-Arrest my political rivals
-Fine everyone who voted against me
-Reward people for their loyalty
-Reward people who voted for me
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
-Attempt to secede from Missouri alongside Arksville
-Try to incorporate Arksville into Raven Brooks in some way
-Make it illegal to shit talk or criticize me (if you do then 10 years prison)
-Make businesses that sell "certain products" legal
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will:
-Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster
-Renovate and clean up the town
-Abolish Mondays
-Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Tonight, voting starts. Vote responsibly.

Remember, tomorrow is the running man debate. I will be there.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
Santa Claus has officially endorsed Andrew Smith.
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
The debate has started and things seem to be really heating up as the Guest and Andrew have a heated debate on over who would be the better mayor!
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Posters are slowly popping up. Vote for Andrew Smith!
December 4, 2024 at 5:00 PM
This Friday, at the old Bakery, I will be participating in the Raven Brooks Mayoral Sideman debate. I promise to give you all a good show.
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
if you vote for Andrew Smith you vote for a free puppy/cat and cleaning out the uncomfortable amount of trees and roots in your homes. make the right choice
December 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM
expect voting posters up around town soon
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Andrew Smith
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
December 3, 2024 at 5:54 PM
disregard all of my previous posts VOTE FOR ANDREW SMITH
That could help me gain a few more votes now that I think about it. You`re hired
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 PM
WOULD YOU REALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE LIKE THE *FAKE* ANDREW SMITH?

RESPECT YOUR TOWN AND LET YOUR CULTURE THRIVE THAN VOTE FOR A FRAUD
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
so the "very ordinary bird" is able to comprehend an HEV suit? strange.
that is a dog wearing a HEV suit
i dont get the relation
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
explain this buddy
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 PM
WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

AN ANARCHIST

A PSYCHOTIC CULTIST

OR A MONSTER WHO CAN CAUSE TIME LOOPS
BREAKING NEWS: A homeless lunatic, the mayor that got exposed for running a cult and a cryptid bird creature have announced that they will be running for the position of Mayor of Raven Brooks.
December 1, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Would you people really want an Andrew that threatens other politicians, let alone citizens of a neighboring town? A vote for the other Andrew is a vote wasted.

ANDREW S. FOR RAVEN BROOKS 2024
If I win I promise that I will declare war on Arskville and burn it to the ground.
December 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
guys shes really pretty do i have a shot
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 AM
can someone get a wellfare check on the schools custodian
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 AM