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How will eschatological charlatans like Paula White explain the Antarctic volcanoes?

Will she ask for a thousand dollars to summon a protective Terra Incognitan angel to be farted out of a South Pole caldera?
May 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Marco Rubio,

While Article II gives basic foreign policy powers to the Executive Branch, both the Fifth and the Fourteenth Amendments mention due process.

You cannot simply ignore two duly ratified amendments.
April 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
90-day paws for 🟠47
April 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
El Salvador should probably change its name to El Condenador.
April 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Αἴολος
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Perseus was the half-brother and great-grandfather of Heracles.
March 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saturday is both the Ides of March and National Corndog Day.

I have an idea.

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March 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I might watch a show called Jenna & Opps.
March 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You’re doing amazing, sweetie.
March 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’ve never had a Tom and Jerry.

One must cost a thousand dollars now.

www.esquire.com/food-drink/d...
Tom and Jerry
Invented in the early 1850s by "Professor" Jerry Thomas -- the Bolívar of American drinking -- at the Planters' House hotel, St. Louis, the Tom and Jerry was a holiday favorite for a century.
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March 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Patrick Schwarzenegger is out there whining about not being a nepo-baby while the acronym of his initials is literally PASS.

Patrick
Arnold
Shriver
Schwarzenegger
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Imagine the self-restraint it must have taken for Zelenskyy not to have punched that SOB in his orange face.
February 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I didn’t know that Deee-Lite’s ‘Groove is in the Heart’ sampled Eva Gabor.

youtube.com/shorts/g5_eQ...
Deee-Lite “Groove is in the Heart” Sample Surprise 😲
YouTube video by LUXXURY
youtube.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What’s the corporate structure of The White Lotus resorts? Who owns them?

Is it Academi (Blackwater)? The Mormons?

#TheWhiteLotus
February 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m going to replace DoGE with

DoUCHE

Department of Unelected Criminal Heralds of Enshittification.
February 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Do all matadores dress left?

If so, why?
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Some of You May Die
YouTube video by Nolan Bennett
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
February 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the final season

💯% accurate documentary series

March 9
February 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
pañuelos faciales de papel + Vivaporrú
February 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It took me a while to realize that Full Force was a separate group and not a descriptive phrase.

youtu.be/z-fSv9jClCw?...
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam - All Cried Out
YouTube video by LisaLisaCultJamVEVO
youtu.be
February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It’s so weird hearing Melanie Lynskey speak in her native Kiwi accent.

She is superb as Shauna Shipman Sadecki.

#Yellowjackets
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The worst people on Earth gather.

#CPAC
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Grover Cleveland, the Errol Musk of presidents

youtu.be/fgNnywVDf3s?...
Family Guy - Grover Cleveland
YouTube video by Mr. Rupert
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM