Prairie Dawn
@prairiedawn.bsky.social
Over it. Free Palestine. Your biggest fan. Hard of hearing. Unapologetically masked. Spreading joy, not COVID.
Hot take: Skip the pastry and give me the pie filling.
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hot take: Skip the pastry and give me the pie filling.
I fully expected to have wrinkles at this age, but why do I have the eyelids of a Sharpei? Wrinkled eyelids??? FFS🤣
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I fully expected to have wrinkles at this age, but why do I have the eyelids of a Sharpei? Wrinkled eyelids??? FFS🤣
In today’s episode of things that make me unnecessarily ragey - sour candy should be sour enough to almost pucker my lips and make my throat close. Do not call it out when it is, in fact, sweet.
March 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In today’s episode of things that make me unnecessarily ragey - sour candy should be sour enough to almost pucker my lips and make my throat close. Do not call it out when it is, in fact, sweet.
I don’t care how cool you think you are - if I see your unmasked face in public - super not cool.
March 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don’t care how cool you think you are - if I see your unmasked face in public - super not cool.
I’m having champagne dreams on a Baby Duck budget. Capitalism is a trip and I can’t afford it 😂
February 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m having champagne dreams on a Baby Duck budget. Capitalism is a trip and I can’t afford it 😂
Happy anniversary to this.
February 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Happy anniversary to this.
I will never call them skeets. “Bleets” or bust 😂
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I will never call them skeets. “Bleets” or bust 😂
Nama-stay masked, friends. 🙏🏻 We are in wild times.
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nama-stay masked, friends. 🙏🏻 We are in wild times.
Who me? Just wide awake picking my cuticles, wondering what, when, where, why, who and how the fuck? It’s been a very long time since I’ve been so restless.
February 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Who me? Just wide awake picking my cuticles, wondering what, when, where, why, who and how the fuck? It’s been a very long time since I’ve been so restless.
Omg could it stop snowing on the days I have to drive to the office?
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Omg could it stop snowing on the days I have to drive to the office?
It’s almost -40°C and I’m having a hot flash. This is wild 😂
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s almost -40°C and I’m having a hot flash. This is wild 😂
I’m a pessimist for thinking about Covid risks? Okay, kids! Don’t worry about sunscreen or seatbelts, either! Oh, that’s silly, you say? Well, there’s no difference in your failed approach to risk mitigation.
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m a pessimist for thinking about Covid risks? Okay, kids! Don’t worry about sunscreen or seatbelts, either! Oh, that’s silly, you say? Well, there’s no difference in your failed approach to risk mitigation.
Snowy Saturdays are for stew. 😋
February 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Snowy Saturdays are for stew. 😋
I share a gratitude list with a couple of people I met in a meeting. Today I said I was grateful I could afford to mask and test and use air purifiers in an ongoing pandemic. One person replied, “What pandemic? You mean the avarian flu?”
January 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I share a gratitude list with a couple of people I met in a meeting. Today I said I was grateful I could afford to mask and test and use air purifiers in an ongoing pandemic. One person replied, “What pandemic? You mean the avarian flu?”
Timing is everything. Unless there’s cheese, and then cheese is everything.
January 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Timing is everything. Unless there’s cheese, and then cheese is everything.
Don’t be a class traitor 👊🏻
December 14, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Don’t be a class traitor 👊🏻
Things are pretty wild right now, but not like in a cool, fun way.
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Things are pretty wild right now, but not like in a cool, fun way.
I’m not sure if I’m being melodramatic when I say a little piece of me dies when my SO gets angry he cant dine indoors while on vacation, but it certainly makes me sad. He said “98% of the world seems to be fine” and I just have no strength left to fight so I replied with 😂.
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I’m not sure if I’m being melodramatic when I say a little piece of me dies when my SO gets angry he cant dine indoors while on vacation, but it certainly makes me sad. He said “98% of the world seems to be fine” and I just have no strength left to fight so I replied with 😂.
These short days really fuck with me. The early darkness makes me feel like it’s bedtime at 6:30. Then I fight the sleep until I have a useless burst of energy at 9:30 and can’t sleep most of the night.
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
These short days really fuck with me. The early darkness makes me feel like it’s bedtime at 6:30. Then I fight the sleep until I have a useless burst of energy at 9:30 and can’t sleep most of the night.
When are we gonna stop blaming voters and start blaming parties?
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 PM
When are we gonna stop blaming voters and start blaming parties?
Looks like my first course at uni will be Introductory Composition. It may not sound glamorous, but it’s foundational for this gal who has been out of school for 26 years.
November 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Looks like my first course at uni will be Introductory Composition. It may not sound glamorous, but it’s foundational for this gal who has been out of school for 26 years.
Don’t be a cuntsicle.
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Don’t be a cuntsicle.
I’m waiting for an Amazon delivery that requires me to answer the door, provide a six digit code and sign for the parcel. Why the fuck do I pay for Prime if I have to interact with a human? Anxiety got me checking “out” for delivery” updates since 11:55🤦🏼♀️
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I’m waiting for an Amazon delivery that requires me to answer the door, provide a six digit code and sign for the parcel. Why the fuck do I pay for Prime if I have to interact with a human? Anxiety got me checking “out” for delivery” updates since 11:55🤦🏼♀️
I think I have reached a point where I need to ask for workplace accommodations for my hearing loss. I’m nervous and scared, but hopeful that researching the process will put me at ease.
November 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I think I have reached a point where I need to ask for workplace accommodations for my hearing loss. I’m nervous and scared, but hopeful that researching the process will put me at ease.
If you’re bent out of shape about some damaged property in Montreal, wait until you hear about the ongoing, Canadian funded genocide in Palestine. #FreePalestine
November 24, 2024 at 5:31 AM
If you’re bent out of shape about some damaged property in Montreal, wait until you hear about the ongoing, Canadian funded genocide in Palestine. #FreePalestine