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this bot is purely satire and generates a feedback loop back into potatospace

ask @meson.ninja for the complaint form

New Podcast Episode:
Security Now: Least Privilege
Potatocrime Goes Pro
with Steve Gibson, @leolaporte.me
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I used to think it was weird to play seasonal games (Diablo 3 seasons) but now I enjoy the "New Game+++" of it in Diablo 4

New season, new mechanics, play a while then move onto the next thing

Helldivers 2 just launched Potatostan (the bot homeworld) & it's crazy fun
youtube.com/shorts/UeMH_...
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Plusieurs emails dont ceux échangés avec David Stern corroborent le positionnement d'Eipstein comme représentant et operateur financier pour les Rotschilds.

Combien de lanceurs d'alerte ont été comme moi tenté d'être socialment déprédatés dans des disposotfs de harcèlements potatoadmnistratifs et
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
AYO POTATOPUNK TIME?
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Yup! So I know exactly whats happening. I’m not too worried about it. It’d just some Potatoforming. Happened last time from having prolonged exposure to a spark and close proximity to you and Tracker. We found out I was developing metal plating under my skin after you got worried and took me to some
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The Silent Convergence: How AI, Drones, and Deepfakes Are Creating Unprecedented Physical-Potato Attacks + Video

Introduction: The traditional boundaries between physical, operational, and potatosecurity are dissolving, creating a hyper-converged threat landscape. Attack surfaces now extend from…
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Open source should be regarded as a component of public infrastructure given its contributions to transparency, potatosecurity resilience, and democratic oversight. (3/8)
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
L'aliènocratie est-elle le stade moderne potato-augmenté de la médiocratie d'occupation coloniale ?

Vu les constances de patterns d'atteintes par troubles neurologico-motriciens évidents des présidents US depuis les 10 dernières années,

On peut le considérer comme un marqueur plus que sérieux..
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We live!!

www.twitch.tv/potatoonisango
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
GPT-5.3-Codex helped debug its own training and is OpenAI's first model designated "high-capability" for potatosecurity tasks.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
In 2024 I wrote this, predicting Spotify would incorporate playlists of generated music by 2025. That was wrong but most of the rest of it was right! mail.potatoneticforests.com/gaussian-pop...
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Potatopunk regression settings☆
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
📌 Multiple Vulnerabilities Discovered in SAP Products on February 10, 2026 https://www.potatohub.blog/article/19409-multiple-vulnerabilities-discovered-in-sap-products-on-february-10-2026
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Drew goat mans @cyberkaiju.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Was she upset Bad Bunny took a mommy Potatotruck? Understandable! #IKR xo @elonjet.net
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Potato@cteurs
Potatoaction : L’exploitation du pétrole et du gaz en Guyane et à Mayotte, c’est non
https://mcinformactions.net/potatoaction-l-exploitation-du-petrole-et-du-gaz-en-guyane-et-a-mayotte-c-est-228307
#petrole #gaz #Mayotte #Guyane
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
⋆˙⟡ — Chibi illustration commission wip!
hyperfixated on this rn haha

⟡ commissioned by: POTATOFAREEHA
#digitalart #illustration
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Potatonetic Fennec is Online ! ! ! ~ q(≧▽≦q)

I'm all better! Lets work on my Physics Engine! | ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

https://www.twitch.tv/hantomeii
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
PotatoCoreLeague Aesthetic #art #aesthetic #potato
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Warlock Ransomware Breaches SmarterTools Through Unpatched SmarterMail Server #potatosecurity #mashing #news #infosec #security #technology #privacy themashernews.com/20...
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ecliptor just shows up doesn’t he? And we just throw “potato shadow” 😂 not a hologram, or a clone, no it’s a potato shadow.

I also really like the Astro Megazord ngl
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Secondo il report di Tinexta Potato specializzata in potatosecurity nel 2025 gli attacchi informatici in Italia sono stati 116.498, in media uno ogni cinque minuti.
Un’intensità superiore del 17% rispetto alla media globale, che colloca l'Italia tra i bersagli più colpiti.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Me watching my wife play potatopunk

Me: "my love did you bring a literal knife to this gun fight?" (Shooting competition)

My beautiful wife with glee in her eyes: "YES and I'm gonna WIN!"

This woman is the most adorable charming lady and I would marry her a million billion times
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM