sam
@postpluvium.bsky.social
chronically online jack of all trades
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sam
@postpluvium.bsky.social
· Oct 20
hi friends it’s me, ya boi sam (seg)
here for shortform shouting in the void and following friends on platforms i like better than ig
follow me on tumblr for more bs (githjanken.tumblr.com)
here for shortform shouting in the void and following friends on platforms i like better than ig
follow me on tumblr for more bs (githjanken.tumblr.com)
over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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why the FUCK is there a US flag flying at amsterdam rai?
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
why the FUCK is there a US flag flying at amsterdam rai?
there’s a fash xtian lecture in town tomorrow about how inclusivity is bad with bonus fash pundit AND 14 words afrikaner guests.
and the local rainbow group just wants to protest peacefully and respectfully.
and the local rainbow group just wants to protest peacefully and respectfully.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
there’s a fash xtian lecture in town tomorrow about how inclusivity is bad with bonus fash pundit AND 14 words afrikaner guests.
and the local rainbow group just wants to protest peacefully and respectfully.
and the local rainbow group just wants to protest peacefully and respectfully.
woman at dancing asked if i had a hickey peeking out the edge of my shirt’s neckline (it was) and then went on about how she thought it was kind of embarrassing and her and her partner only do that to troll the other and like ???
ok queen good for you or sorry to hear but i don’t have your hangups
ok queen good for you or sorry to hear but i don’t have your hangups
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
woman at dancing asked if i had a hickey peeking out the edge of my shirt’s neckline (it was) and then went on about how she thought it was kind of embarrassing and her and her partner only do that to troll the other and like ???
ok queen good for you or sorry to hear but i don’t have your hangups
ok queen good for you or sorry to hear but i don’t have your hangups
very funny that blizz saw the success of arcane and went “i bet we can make something legally distinct out of this” cause between junkrat’s mythic and the current “magepunk” stuff? that’s straight up arcane babes
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
very funny that blizz saw the success of arcane and went “i bet we can make something legally distinct out of this” cause between junkrat’s mythic and the current “magepunk” stuff? that’s straight up arcane babes
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local weed shoppe loves an occasion for a freebie and god i love it when they add a cookie because while their usual cookies are… underbaked. stodgy.
the cookies they do for freebies are beautifully crisp vanilla biscuit. they smell like a hug. i want the uninfused recipe for these.
the cookies they do for freebies are beautifully crisp vanilla biscuit. they smell like a hug. i want the uninfused recipe for these.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
local weed shoppe loves an occasion for a freebie and god i love it when they add a cookie because while their usual cookies are… underbaked. stodgy.
the cookies they do for freebies are beautifully crisp vanilla biscuit. they smell like a hug. i want the uninfused recipe for these.
the cookies they do for freebies are beautifully crisp vanilla biscuit. they smell like a hug. i want the uninfused recipe for these.
looking at election results i have to thank the other 152 people who voted the same as me in our city, you the real ones.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
looking at election results i have to thank the other 152 people who voted the same as me in our city, you the real ones.
well, you know, a creator always leaves a little bit of themselves in their work… which is to say my characters are pretty reliably monster- and robotfuckers, and occasionally monsters themselves
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
well, you know, a creator always leaves a little bit of themselves in their work… which is to say my characters are pretty reliably monster- and robotfuckers, and occasionally monsters themselves
aw nuts. slapped him so hard he died.
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
aw nuts. slapped him so hard he died.
look at this cool photo i took of @lunellum.bsky.social in yokohama back in march ❤️🌸
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
look at this cool photo i took of @lunellum.bsky.social in yokohama back in march ❤️🌸
disability office made a report based on a 2013 medexam claiming i can work 30-32hrs a week.
gonna make a list of what i managed to do last week. do you think if i add a third shower that’ll make a difference? or maybe i should lie and say i still do taichi so it’s 6hrs instead of 5hrs.
yes, no?
gonna make a list of what i managed to do last week. do you think if i add a third shower that’ll make a difference? or maybe i should lie and say i still do taichi so it’s 6hrs instead of 5hrs.
yes, no?
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
disability office made a report based on a 2013 medexam claiming i can work 30-32hrs a week.
gonna make a list of what i managed to do last week. do you think if i add a third shower that’ll make a difference? or maybe i should lie and say i still do taichi so it’s 6hrs instead of 5hrs.
yes, no?
gonna make a list of what i managed to do last week. do you think if i add a third shower that’ll make a difference? or maybe i should lie and say i still do taichi so it’s 6hrs instead of 5hrs.
yes, no?
love the twice a year calls with the disability office
today’s quote: “you know, you’ve got so many talents, let’s see if we can do something with one of those while you’re still allowed choice”
today’s quote: “you know, you’ve got so many talents, let’s see if we can do something with one of those while you’re still allowed choice”
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
love the twice a year calls with the disability office
today’s quote: “you know, you’ve got so many talents, let’s see if we can do something with one of those while you’re still allowed choice”
today’s quote: “you know, you’ve got so many talents, let’s see if we can do something with one of those while you’re still allowed choice”
i’m really enjoying west coast swing, and am starting to be able to just vibe to the music rather than count along to keep things flowing. there IS the issue of wires crossing heavily once i start thinking about what kind of move to do next instead of just vibing, but we’ll get there
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
i’m really enjoying west coast swing, and am starting to be able to just vibe to the music rather than count along to keep things flowing. there IS the issue of wires crossing heavily once i start thinking about what kind of move to do next instead of just vibing, but we’ll get there
today while chatting after dance practice i mentioned my ex, and one girl went “wait, sorry, i didn’t mean to assume!” and when i mentioned comphet she went “oh yeah ok, makes sense, cause you are the gayest looking lesbian i’ve ever seen”
finally someone who fucking appreciates my efforts!
finally someone who fucking appreciates my efforts!
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
today while chatting after dance practice i mentioned my ex, and one girl went “wait, sorry, i didn’t mean to assume!” and when i mentioned comphet she went “oh yeah ok, makes sense, cause you are the gayest looking lesbian i’ve ever seen”
finally someone who fucking appreciates my efforts!
finally someone who fucking appreciates my efforts!
hot tip for everyone else who like me is home a lot and wants nice pants that LOOK like hard pants (for looking dressed) but are actually soft pants (comfy for at home): the uniqlo:u brushed sweats.
if styled right you can just go from couch potato to “hello i’m a functioning human” real fast
if styled right you can just go from couch potato to “hello i’m a functioning human” real fast
October 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
hot tip for everyone else who like me is home a lot and wants nice pants that LOOK like hard pants (for looking dressed) but are actually soft pants (comfy for at home): the uniqlo:u brushed sweats.
if styled right you can just go from couch potato to “hello i’m a functioning human” real fast
if styled right you can just go from couch potato to “hello i’m a functioning human” real fast
today’s Harrow-ing adventure
in which harrow once again charmed the pants off everyone she met
in which harrow once again charmed the pants off everyone she met
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
today’s Harrow-ing adventure
in which harrow once again charmed the pants off everyone she met
in which harrow once again charmed the pants off everyone she met
went shopping and yahoo yippee uniqlo had the exact same colour beanie as i lost in japan in march again!
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
went shopping and yahoo yippee uniqlo had the exact same colour beanie as i lost in japan in march again!
it’s tuesday night! which means it’s dancing night and i am READY i am CAPABLE i TOTALLY PRACTICED this week
September 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
it’s tuesday night! which means it’s dancing night and i am READY i am CAPABLE i TOTALLY PRACTICED this week
did a crow party for my wife today and it was great! we sat around and ate treats and swapped trinkets on a table and just generally chilled :3
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
did a crow party for my wife today and it was great! we sat around and ate treats and swapped trinkets on a table and just generally chilled :3
olivia astrum unit are you free on thursday
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
olivia astrum unit are you free on thursday
oooooh intercity between breda-rotterdam go NYOOM
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
oooooh intercity between breda-rotterdam go NYOOM
on a little weed adventure today and man weed is so much cheaper down south fuck de randstad all my homies hate de randstad
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
on a little weed adventure today and man weed is so much cheaper down south fuck de randstad all my homies hate de randstad