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shitpostings purest form

games movies books or leftism
from time to time the memory of my girlfriend describing drunk women pissing on the ground as “rottweilers” pops into my head

that could only be divine providence bestowed upon her by god
March 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
husband in the trad polycule: oh fuuuuck how am i gonna pay for this many peoples dinners

am i right guys i bet this is a common issue
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
they should make a technology thats good
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
they should make a job that doesnt blow chunks so my poser parents will get off my trucks
February 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i bet going to new york city and then making an IG post about it with empire state of mind as the music feels so good
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
would it be unethical to make up outlandish answers to all the paranoid schizo posts on the ring app?
February 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
what if they replaced Ao Bing in Ne Zha 2 with Bing Crosby and instead of gracefully kicking ass as a beautiful dragon twink he went “im dreaming of a white christmas”
February 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
whats up with you guys and rats asses. dont think id even consider trading a rats ass for goods and services. very disrespectful
February 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
do you guys know how to beat sister friede when i beat it and then a third phase began it was like god spit into my eyes for my prideful ways
February 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
sorry i know your bio says dni and i i’d but it was really funny and laughter is meant to be shared freely with joy and love
February 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
there is nothing more smarmy millennial-coded than the passionate pickleball player. you were playing quidditch in 2017 we didnt forget
February 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
they should make a human society that goes and watches furiosa in theaters
February 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
lowkey you know shits about to pop off when the saints go marching in
February 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
neurotypicals dont understand the power of writing “go poop” on your to do list and then crossing it off after you go poop
February 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
money saving technique: start believing every business is a scammer trying to trick you
February 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this worm guy leto kinda sucks ass actually
February 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the biggest freaks of the 1940s were looking at the shiners tom and jerry grew out of their heads in unspeakable ways
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
id be a good president but anyone who didnt follow me back would be put in jail which could be controversial
February 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
you ever sit down to pee and realize you had much more farts in you than you initially thought
February 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
theres just something so beautiful about a dinner consisting of 1 starch, 1 meat, 1 vegetable. its the most convincing argument for religion
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
we dont kill creators of world saving energy production methods like we used to.
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
asking the other twitch chatters who farted
February 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i am not a man or a woman i am just some guy
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
guy who woke up from a 10 year coma today: yoooo who tryna have that Jada and that Will love
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bro i went to the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event and everyone said they missed your easygoing vibe.
February 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM