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Ecclesiastes 2:18
Ecclesiastes 2:18
Let's put our feet in the creek and watch the sun through the leaves in the trees.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let's put our feet in the creek and watch the sun through the leaves in the trees.
Yo my bias is so being confirmed
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yo my bias is so being confirmed
Bro I am getting an entire boner right now
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bro I am getting an entire boner right now
When the album title is a lyric from one of the songs on the album. Love that shit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When the album title is a lyric from one of the songs on the album. Love that shit.
Life Size (2000) with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan is physically painful to watch it is so cringe.
Like. It got more of a bodily reaction out of me than most horror movies.
Like. It got more of a bodily reaction out of me than most horror movies.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Life Size (2000) with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan is physically painful to watch it is so cringe.
Like. It got more of a bodily reaction out of me than most horror movies.
Like. It got more of a bodily reaction out of me than most horror movies.
Y'all ever schedule a blowjob? Like when someone says wanna come over so I can blow you and you say I can't now but maybe tomorrow?
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Y'all ever schedule a blowjob? Like when someone says wanna come over so I can blow you and you say I can't now but maybe tomorrow?
"Fuckkkk you're so tight"
that is my Achilles tendon my dude.
that is my Achilles tendon my dude.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Fuckkkk you're so tight"
that is my Achilles tendon my dude.
that is my Achilles tendon my dude.
The neighbors in the next building are this older gay couple. Sometimes I make eye contact and go up the stairs really slowly.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The neighbors in the next building are this older gay couple. Sometimes I make eye contact and go up the stairs really slowly.
When the security guard drives up to you while you're sucking a cock in the parking lot. Like, go away I'm not hurting anyone.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When the security guard drives up to you while you're sucking a cock in the parking lot. Like, go away I'm not hurting anyone.
In Western Europe, you take your kids to Castles and giant ornate churches and they can marvel at the lights and grandeur.
In America, you take them to the lighting section at Home Depot
In America, you take them to the lighting section at Home Depot
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In Western Europe, you take your kids to Castles and giant ornate churches and they can marvel at the lights and grandeur.
In America, you take them to the lighting section at Home Depot
In America, you take them to the lighting section at Home Depot
I guess since there's no more snap we can just eat the neighbors dogs and cats
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I guess since there's no more snap we can just eat the neighbors dogs and cats
Just put rose flavored Vaseline on my gooch
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just put rose flavored Vaseline on my gooch
I wonder how long your pet dog will wait before it starts eating you when you die.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I wonder how long your pet dog will wait before it starts eating you when you die.
Feeling so sapiosexual lately. Talk academic to me while I play with your cock
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Feeling so sapiosexual lately. Talk academic to me while I play with your cock
So like, I've never really ran in my life, but I've been slowly working on it for like a month. Just today I ran a mile in 10 minutes and I'm feeling great and proud of myself
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So like, I've never really ran in my life, but I've been slowly working on it for like a month. Just today I ran a mile in 10 minutes and I'm feeling great and proud of myself
There's a lot of lies on the internet it's so frustrating
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There's a lot of lies on the internet it's so frustrating
I love the desert
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I love the desert
Today was a wonderful day. Went to hot yoga, ate salmon for lunch, learned a lot at school, the taco shop messed up my order so I ended up with two burritos instead of one, and found my missing water bottle! Ended the day by getting a bj from some dude in a parking lot. Classic. Love you all
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Today was a wonderful day. Went to hot yoga, ate salmon for lunch, learned a lot at school, the taco shop messed up my order so I ended up with two burritos instead of one, and found my missing water bottle! Ended the day by getting a bj from some dude in a parking lot. Classic. Love you all
About to start yoga class I'm gonna die
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
About to start yoga class I'm gonna die
Pro tip: If a man asks about your tattoos it's because he saw your torso on grindr and he's trying to sus out who you are.
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pro tip: If a man asks about your tattoos it's because he saw your torso on grindr and he's trying to sus out who you are.
Taking prep is so optimistic. Like I'll ever get laid.
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Taking prep is so optimistic. Like I'll ever get laid.
I wonder how much of my personality is inspired by nameless characters in corporate commercials.
Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him
Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I wonder how much of my personality is inspired by nameless characters in corporate commercials.
Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him
Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him