President Garfield getting nominated because his speech was too good is what’ll happen to me if I ever put effort into these posts
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
President Garfield getting nominated because his speech was too good is what’ll happen to me if I ever put effort into these posts
“Exile” here meaning something like “hang out in Brooklyn”. We used to have abandoned islands for this stuff
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
“Exile” here meaning something like “hang out in Brooklyn”. We used to have abandoned islands for this stuff
Michael Jordan is about to come back and put Jones in his damn place
Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said he was conducting a "social experiment" by sporting a mustache in the style of Adolf Hitler — and claimed that it made him more attractive to women.Jones opened his...
www.rawstory.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Michael Jordan is about to come back and put Jones in his damn place
Leave it to Chuck Kirk to ruin Shattenfroh publication week. Doorstop German lit was having a moment
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Leave it to Chuck Kirk to ruin Shattenfroh publication week. Doorstop German lit was having a moment
Something nefarious is trapped behind my eye
September 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Something nefarious is trapped behind my eye
If feet were true friends, you wouldn’t have to ask them not to fail you so much
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If feet were true friends, you wouldn’t have to ask them not to fail you so much
The should teach practical math in school, like “if you have another beer, how many exits does the house have and can anyone stop you driving home?”
May 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The should teach practical math in school, like “if you have another beer, how many exits does the house have and can anyone stop you driving home?”
Posting no-like content to save this website
May 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Posting no-like content to save this website
That friend with the special gas so you don’t get too twisted (from the bends)
May 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That friend with the special gas so you don’t get too twisted (from the bends)
I think I need a new water bottle every 8-9 months
May 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I think I need a new water bottle every 8-9 months
Cavs is truly my favorite drummer these days
May 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Cavs is truly my favorite drummer these days
Brayan Bello is the plate of jalapeño poppers you decide to eat solo. Seems like a good idea, for a while you’re convinced you’re onto something, but ultimately you’re left feeling bad. Like flaming diarrhea bad
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Brayan Bello is the plate of jalapeño poppers you decide to eat solo. Seems like a good idea, for a while you’re convinced you’re onto something, but ultimately you’re left feeling bad. Like flaming diarrhea bad
Celtics flat out direspectful with the Porzingis, Hauser, PP, and Kornet lineup. Orlando, Joe Mazzula is laughing at you. I’d say do something, but Mazzula knows ancient ways to kill
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Celtics flat out direspectful with the Porzingis, Hauser, PP, and Kornet lineup. Orlando, Joe Mazzula is laughing at you. I’d say do something, but Mazzula knows ancient ways to kill
Derrick White should’ve been in Hegseth’s second group chat. It’s the playoffs, and White’s the baddest guy out there when it matters most.
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Derrick White should’ve been in Hegseth’s second group chat. It’s the playoffs, and White’s the baddest guy out there when it matters most.
My dog is having ham dreams
April 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My dog is having ham dreams
Whose idea was waking up early to bake Easter baguettes? Punch that guy in the dick
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Whose idea was waking up early to bake Easter baguettes? Punch that guy in the dick
The thing about Pynchon’s books is they’re always fun, even the lesser ones
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The thing about Pynchon’s books is they’re always fun, even the lesser ones
New Pynchon novel? That’s right
April 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
New Pynchon novel? That’s right
PTA should let me watch his new movie early because I’m going to get it way more than anyone else
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PTA should let me watch his new movie early because I’m going to get it way more than anyone else
What’s going on with baseball players? How do they catch a cold then lose 30 pounds from unrelenting diarrhea?
March 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What’s going on with baseball players? How do they catch a cold then lose 30 pounds from unrelenting diarrhea?
Opprobrium gotta be one of the worst -iums to face, but maybe don’t believe evil shit
People generally want to be treated with respect and dignity so long as they play by society's basic rules (follow the law, don't engage in overtly anti-social behavior) and facing opprobrium for sincere beliefs that are core to their identity is very painful
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Opprobrium gotta be one of the worst -iums to face, but maybe don’t believe evil shit
I’m such a bad artist, I had to trace my dick on a cybertruck
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m such a bad artist, I had to trace my dick on a cybertruck
Ivan Ilyich dies on page 1, then Tolstoy goes on writing great shit after great shit. Mother fucker gave the reader dessert first. 10/10
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ivan Ilyich dies on page 1, then Tolstoy goes on writing great shit after great shit. Mother fucker gave the reader dessert first. 10/10
Not only should democrats wear pink tonight, but they should get a little slutty with it. Really show ‘em you’re serious
March 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Not only should democrats wear pink tonight, but they should get a little slutty with it. Really show ‘em you’re serious
I don’t know who Libby is, but I would wade through sewage for her and her app
March 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don’t know who Libby is, but I would wade through sewage for her and her app