Fury Pops
banner
popsfury.bsky.social
Fury Pops
@popsfury.bsky.social
Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.
Wait, what?

Are you saying this administration doesn’t want free and fair elections?

EVERYTHING they have done is a clear signal they intend to break all laws and conventions to stay in power and continue enriching themselves. (And staying out of jail)
Breaking MS NOW:

DHS has launched a nationwide campaign to investigate and prosecute naturalized citizens who may have improperly voted in past elections — an effort spurring deep concern that the admin's true goal is to intimidate voters from participating in future elections.
Memo shows White House directing DHS to hunt for voter fraud by naturalized citizens
Agents will be required to turn over names of immigrants who voted before they became citizens — and then explain to the White House why they weren’t charged with a crime.
www.ms.now
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My lawyers will be in touch for infringing on my nickname
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We need resistance everywhere
One of my biggest fears about the midterms is that ICE could flood the polls with agents who perform Kavanaugh Stops on every non-white person before they get a chance to cast a ballot, then detain them until voting is over. Which is not far-fetched at this point. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-po...
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Women’s Monobob sounds more like a bad haircut than an Olympic event.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Keeping it simple, but also pink, this Valentines Day with an Empress Elderflower Rose Gin & Tonic.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
ICE agents collectively agree to keep murdering without pay.

“When you do what you love it doesn’t feel like work!” they shared.
Note the framing here:

It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Trump and ICE have infiltrated General Mills and are now trying to make it a “game” to lock up the Irish.

DO NOT NORMALIZE THIS!
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Seattle Cocktail Week is coming up in about 2 months, and I was checking out the website where I saw the below.

And to that, I must reply, "No".
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Weird observation, but I’m at a Doctor Who convention and this is the ONLY conference I’ve ever been to, including business conferences, where everyone I’ve seen in the bathroom actually washes their hands.

Doctor Who people are awesome and hygenic!
a close up of a man 's face with the words fantastic on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words fantastic on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The world is horrifying, but I just found joy dropping a 7-letter word on my last play thanks to three blank tiles.
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
ICE Agents, probably:
We did a great job not murdering anyone on the big protest day, Friday. Obviously we get one cold-blooded murder on Saturday, as a treat.
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by Fury Pops
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.

In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Your doctor prescribing a medication should count as a “pre-authorization”.

Insurance shouldn’t have to ask them if they really, really meant it.
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Me: Rejects call on my cell phone

Them: Calls back immediately

Do some people actually pick up the second time???
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It’s a good night for a Brandy & Bourbon tasting!
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
One thing I love about executives is when they ask you to do something and you try to tell them you've already done it and have the data but they just keep talking over you about how important it is to do the thing.
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Bond movie idea!

007 is assigned to track down and stop an insane pedophile with plans to invade Greenland.

He seduces NoNo NATO to infiltrate the villain’s favorite McDonalds before the big final scene.

Bond, James Bond, stand back and stand by. Your time is coming.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by Fury Pops
Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by Fury Pops
The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:

- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Eat more vegetables!

Not when bell peppers are $3 each.
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Come apply so our ICE terrorists can immediately send you back!
The administration that hates refugees has just created more of them.

Trump is smart that way.
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Is there such a thing as a “Citizen’s Impeachment”, like a citizen’s arrest???
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Finally watched The Substance last night. That’s something you can’t unsee.
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The cat was not a huge fan of this gift. The rest of the family found it whimsical and delightful.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Please don’t make fun of my wife’s pickle fingers, she is very sensitive about them.
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM