Fury Pops
@popsfury.bsky.social
Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.
FB suspended my account? I’m a Costco dad who likes pics of my friends’ kids?
I don’t even think I posted any political stuff lately???
I don’t even think I posted any political stuff lately???
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
FB suspended my account? I’m a Costco dad who likes pics of my friends’ kids?
I don’t even think I posted any political stuff lately???
I don’t even think I posted any political stuff lately???
Whipping up some Cinnamon Pear Simple Syrup for holiday cocktails.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Whipping up some Cinnamon Pear Simple Syrup for holiday cocktails.
Have you ever seen such a punchable face?
RAISE YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Have you ever seen such a punchable face?
Costco shoppers who back into parking spots. Where are you going to load all of your stuff?
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Costco shoppers who back into parking spots. Where are you going to load all of your stuff?
Perfect product design. Zero notes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Perfect product design. Zero notes.
Today's pet peeve, business people who tell you they are "free between X and Y time" but don't tell you what time zone they are in.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today's pet peeve, business people who tell you they are "free between X and Y time" but don't tell you what time zone they are in.
This guy will have candy for the kids, but is offering a little something something to the parents as well to ease the burden of Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This guy will have candy for the kids, but is offering a little something something to the parents as well to ease the burden of Halloween.
Glad to hear Jamie Raskin wrote yet another “strongly worded letter”. I’m sure this one will do the trick!
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Glad to hear Jamie Raskin wrote yet another “strongly worded letter”. I’m sure this one will do the trick!
Why kids should get off my lawn!
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why kids should get off my lawn!
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It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.
This is where I meet your mom
October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is where I meet your mom
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he waits for the whole team of toreodors to take their turns before going in last and finishing with a single stroke
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
trib.al
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
he waits for the whole team of toreodors to take their turns before going in last and finishing with a single stroke
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some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.
Finished my shelf for my Buffy Pop Figures.
When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”
So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”
So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finished my shelf for my Buffy Pop Figures.
When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”
So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”
So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
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I hope my eulogy begins, "This story has it all! Prostitutes, drugs, infidelity, fast cars, expensive yachts, spurned lovers!"
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I hope my eulogy begins, "This story has it all! Prostitutes, drugs, infidelity, fast cars, expensive yachts, spurned lovers!"
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When you lose your job for calling out a racist’s racism, that’s called Klancel culture.
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When you lose your job for calling out a racist’s racism, that’s called Klancel culture.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
Wait - some of your backs don't hurt?
September 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wait - some of your backs don't hurt?
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[chatting with friend]
me: ugh it's like every day i eat something that disagrees with me
friend: that can't be tr--
me: [devours them]
me: ugh it's like every day i eat something that disagrees with me
friend: that can't be tr--
me: [devours them]
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
[chatting with friend]
me: ugh it's like every day i eat something that disagrees with me
friend: that can't be tr--
me: [devours them]
me: ugh it's like every day i eat something that disagrees with me
friend: that can't be tr--
me: [devours them]
We are in the evil-est timeline.
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
August 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We are in the evil-est timeline.
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
One thing to know about me:
If I put down a toilet seat protector the automatic flush is gonna suck that thing down before I can sit.
If I put down a toilet seat protector the automatic flush is gonna suck that thing down before I can sit.
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
One thing to know about me:
If I put down a toilet seat protector the automatic flush is gonna suck that thing down before I can sit.
If I put down a toilet seat protector the automatic flush is gonna suck that thing down before I can sit.
Honestly, the last thing the world wants is his reaction. No one cares about his reaction.
We do want the Epstein Files released.
We do want the Epstein Files released.
Reporter: I would love to ask you a serious question, but first I need to tell you about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged. The world wants your reaction, sir.
Trump: "Well, I wish them a lot of luck. He's a great player. I think he's a great guy. I think she's a terrific person."
Trump: "Well, I wish them a lot of luck. He's a great player. I think he's a great guy. I think she's a terrific person."
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Honestly, the last thing the world wants is his reaction. No one cares about his reaction.
We do want the Epstein Files released.
We do want the Epstein Files released.
You can tell me Anthony Michael Hall is in a TV show.
I will keep my eye out for him.
I will NOT recognize him.
I will keep my eye out for him.
I will NOT recognize him.
August 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You can tell me Anthony Michael Hall is in a TV show.
I will keep my eye out for him.
I will NOT recognize him.
I will keep my eye out for him.
I will NOT recognize him.