Molly Pohlig
@poppycockltd.bsky.social
Author of The Unsuitable. Liverpool fan. #YNWA
Now that Udo Kier has died I will have to rewatch The Kingdom because no one has ever played a Danish baby like that man.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now that Udo Kier has died I will have to rewatch The Kingdom because no one has ever played a Danish baby like that man.
I don’t know about other mothers of toddlers, but sometimes it helps to listen to Rage Against the Machine’s Wake Up about fifteen times in a row.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I don’t know about other mothers of toddlers, but sometimes it helps to listen to Rage Against the Machine’s Wake Up about fifteen times in a row.
I feel like a yearly mammogram appointment should come with a coupon for a free latte and pastry of your choice.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I feel like a yearly mammogram appointment should come with a coupon for a free latte and pastry of your choice.
I admit it, Hey Jealousy always makes me want to cry.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I admit it, Hey Jealousy always makes me want to cry.
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Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.
Dreamed I was driving and there were dozens of raccoons lounging in the road, which can’t possibly be a good omen.
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dreamed I was driving and there were dozens of raccoons lounging in the road, which can’t possibly be a good omen.
Annoyed that I have lived this long without knowing that Tony Leung is in Hard Boiled.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Annoyed that I have lived this long without knowing that Tony Leung is in Hard Boiled.
Nothing worse than when you have no dinner ideas but somebody else’s apartment smells amazing.
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nothing worse than when you have no dinner ideas but somebody else’s apartment smells amazing.
Every day, every hour providing a new reason to be absolutely depressed about it all.
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every day, every hour providing a new reason to be absolutely depressed about it all.
Just thinking of what we called doomscrolling a few years ago and what I wouldn’t give for that now.
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just thinking of what we called doomscrolling a few years ago and what I wouldn’t give for that now.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
Turns out the baby was not quite ready for gochujang.
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Turns out the baby was not quite ready for gochujang.
How come I have reached this age without knowing that heated up sweetened condensed milk is the best thing ever?
April 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
How come I have reached this age without knowing that heated up sweetened condensed milk is the best thing ever?
New unpleasant feeling: jealous to the point of nausea.
April 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
New unpleasant feeling: jealous to the point of nausea.
I would rather not see the headlines, thank you.
April 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I would rather not see the headlines, thank you.
One of the big jobs these days is trying to decide what to worry about first.
March 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
One of the big jobs these days is trying to decide what to worry about first.
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ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around.
THE NEWS:
THE NEWS:
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around.
THE NEWS:
THE NEWS:
Do I even like coffee?
March 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do I even like coffee?
Some days your only recourse is to stuff as many mini-marshmallows in your mouth as you possibly can.
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Some days your only recourse is to stuff as many mini-marshmallows in your mouth as you possibly can.
Thinking fondly of an article I read years ago about the most remote home in Iceland and wondering possibly if I could just go there and not come back.
February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thinking fondly of an article I read years ago about the most remote home in Iceland and wondering possibly if I could just go there and not come back.
Nothing like spending your morning trying to remember your old password so you can change your password because you can’t remember your old password.
February 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nothing like spending your morning trying to remember your old password so you can change your password because you can’t remember your old password.
Petition to make dishwasher doors silent so my toddler can’t hear it and come running to help.
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Petition to make dishwasher doors silent so my toddler can’t hear it and come running to help.