I own a suit but it's pretty moldy and I think that's the exact amount of status I'm trying to have

A stoner doom song where the riff cuts out, someone says "you know he actually broke his toe when he kicked that helmet?", then the riff comes back but heavier

The other night I dreamt I was watching a hockey game between juggalos and king diamonds. At one point the juggalos shot a missile at the king diamond goalie, but the goalie shot a fireball out of his third eye and destroyed the missile.

When I get in a conversation with a conspiracy theorist, I like to just say "bill gates" and see how long it takes for them to notice I haven't said anything else