Pooploser64
@pooploser64.bsky.social
I’m a Wizard cat and I’m here to spread joy and happiness 😻 I have pronouns but they are a secret 🤫 I am a centrist 😇 I cast the best spells in all the land 🧙♂️
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Pooploser64
@pooploser64.bsky.social
· Aug 15
If I was immortal and just healed from every deadly wound I’d kill myself to win every argument. Mad I forgot to get milk? I’ll splatter my fucking cranium against the wall with a shotgun. Gonna tell a headless guy he forgot the milk and that he’s stupid and gay and has a tiny peener? I don’t think
Hey guys :/ got covid again for the 10th time. I really don’t know what I’m doing wrong? And mama told me her nursing home is having an issue with a spreading illness after I visited. Hope it wasn’t me..
a drawing of a person with their head in the water
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October 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey guys :/ got covid again for the 10th time. I really don’t know what I’m doing wrong? And mama told me her nursing home is having an issue with a spreading illness after I visited. Hope it wasn’t me..
What Vladimir Lenin did: Mobilized the working class through bloody revolution.
What he should have done: Dressed like SpongeBob and Fortnite danced until Tsar left.
What Ulysses S. Grant did: Was the general in a Civil War to end slavery.
What he should have done: Dressed like a dinosaur 🦖
What he should have done: Dressed like SpongeBob and Fortnite danced until Tsar left.
What Ulysses S. Grant did: Was the general in a Civil War to end slavery.
What he should have done: Dressed like a dinosaur 🦖
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What Vladimir Lenin did: Mobilized the working class through bloody revolution.
What he should have done: Dressed like SpongeBob and Fortnite danced until Tsar left.
What Ulysses S. Grant did: Was the general in a Civil War to end slavery.
What he should have done: Dressed like a dinosaur 🦖
What he should have done: Dressed like SpongeBob and Fortnite danced until Tsar left.
What Ulysses S. Grant did: Was the general in a Civil War to end slavery.
What he should have done: Dressed like a dinosaur 🦖
What can I do to stop getting Covid? I’ve had it 9 times and it’s like my brain doesn’t work anymore. Can’t think, can’t focus and I cough a lot. No, I never got the vaccine but maybe I should? Any advice? Thanks #covid
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What can I do to stop getting Covid? I’ve had it 9 times and it’s like my brain doesn’t work anymore. Can’t think, can’t focus and I cough a lot. No, I never got the vaccine but maybe I should? Any advice? Thanks #covid
They really hate to see a black queen out here getting it done
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They really hate to see a black queen out here getting it done
I’m 5’15 and 7,000 pounds. I have finger nails bigger than the earth, I poop fried chicken. I have one million mental disorders and I’m a billionaire
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m 5’15 and 7,000 pounds. I have finger nails bigger than the earth, I poop fried chicken. I have one million mental disorders and I’m a billionaire
I saw Lil Peep and X tonight
August 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I saw Lil Peep and X tonight
If you don’t like football bitch fuck you
August 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
If you don’t like football bitch fuck you
I wish my time line was hot chicks and not a bunch of bull shit
August 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I wish my time line was hot chicks and not a bunch of bull shit
I like old women with huge asses. That’s all, I got nothing left to say. Kill me if you hate me and my words
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I like old women with huge asses. That’s all, I got nothing left to say. Kill me if you hate me and my words
I’m pro Stalin but not sold on Mao
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m pro Stalin but not sold on Mao
Hey guys I’m a gamer #videogames please send me a billion dollars
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hey guys I’m a gamer #videogames please send me a billion dollars
I tested positive for Covid a few weeks ago and went to my Mamas nursing home. She told me a lot of people are getting sick and is angry that I didn’t mask up. Look, I’ve had Covid 9 times, I know what I’m doing. If all the elderly people there are REALLY that vulnerable why don’t THEY mask up??
a man in a suit and tie is rubbing his nose and says i can 't ... i just can 't ..
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August 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I tested positive for Covid a few weeks ago and went to my Mamas nursing home. She told me a lot of people are getting sick and is angry that I didn’t mask up. Look, I’ve had Covid 9 times, I know what I’m doing. If all the elderly people there are REALLY that vulnerable why don’t THEY mask up??
Hey #book #reading ppl!! I found a way to go through books super fast. You just take a book you wanna read, ask chatgpt to give you a lengthy summary and boom! You’ve read a book! 😄 I set my Goodreads goal for a few hundred and after a week I’m almost there ❤️❤️❤️
a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing on the floor .
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August 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Is normal for children to be able to speak by age 5? I sent my pumpkin to kindergarten and the school is telling me he can’t read, say his abcs, can’t count etc. I really can’t believe this, teaching him is their fucking responsibility it’s what you’re a teacher. I never speak to him with actual
August 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Is normal for children to be able to speak by age 5? I sent my pumpkin to kindergarten and the school is telling me he can’t read, say his abcs, can’t count etc. I really can’t believe this, teaching him is their fucking responsibility it’s what you’re a teacher. I never speak to him with actual
I need advice. My therapist of five years is telling me I need to break up with my partner with whom I love very much but get into occasional silly arguments with. When he say this, he does something probably inappropriate by massaging my shoulders or stroking my thigh.
Is that weird? #therapy ❤️❤️❤️
Is that weird? #therapy ❤️❤️❤️
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I need advice. My therapist of five years is telling me I need to break up with my partner with whom I love very much but get into occasional silly arguments with. When he say this, he does something probably inappropriate by massaging my shoulders or stroking my thigh.
Is that weird? #therapy ❤️❤️❤️
Is that weird? #therapy ❤️❤️❤️
Star Wars is a lot like your brain dead, vegetable family member that you won’t take off life support because you think they might get better
August 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Star Wars is a lot like your brain dead, vegetable family member that you won’t take off life support because you think they might get better
I have a bad cough and sniffles (let’s hope it’s not Covid!!) and I have to go to 2 nursing homes, 3 day cares, 4 children’s hospitals and a concert tonight and I can’t wear a mask because of my sensory issues.
Ughhh today’s gonna suck!!! Please send me positive vibes I just can’t with this today!!
Ughhh today’s gonna suck!!! Please send me positive vibes I just can’t with this today!!
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
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August 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have a bad cough and sniffles (let’s hope it’s not Covid!!) and I have to go to 2 nursing homes, 3 day cares, 4 children’s hospitals and a concert tonight and I can’t wear a mask because of my sensory issues.
Ughhh today’s gonna suck!!! Please send me positive vibes I just can’t with this today!!
Ughhh today’s gonna suck!!! Please send me positive vibes I just can’t with this today!!
I honestly think it’s funny that people in America can’t read and are fucking stupid.
August 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I honestly think it’s funny that people in America can’t read and are fucking stupid.
Oh cool. Most people are stupid illiterate fascist poop eating fuck fucks. What am I suppose d to do
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh cool. Most people are stupid illiterate fascist poop eating fuck fucks. What am I suppose d to do
My best friends are Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin.
August 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My best friends are Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin.
AWK!!!
That awkward moment when the president is a pedophile
August 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AWK!!!
Audio books are inferior. You want what’s superior? Taco Bell @tacobell #TacoBell #PaidAdvertisement
August 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Audio books are inferior. You want what’s superior? Taco Bell @tacobell #TacoBell #PaidAdvertisement