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Mr. Fascinating
@pongothehunted.bsky.social
Top mind 🔮
Googling how to contact the dead
June 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not my problem
June 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fingers crossed I get struck by lightning omw to get pussy
June 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lightning, thunder, and a bitch w a scary ex boyfriend
June 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Suspended by society
June 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If u wanna nut hard you gotta nut real
- Mahatma Gandhi
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m a filthy bum and a retard, but I will accept the nomination for lord emperor of the world and all existence
June 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Setting up a hammock in the work bathroom. The AC works real good in here. Its hot dead air in the room I work in
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I be talkin to my life like yeah baby don’t stop sucking
June 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
* turns off my body cam *
June 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I tell my kids every night never to sleep on their tummies. Booty bandits are everywhere
June 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Last night I hit an Israeli with a baseball bat outside of the museum and he exploded into several thousand cockroaches and vanished into the cracks of the sidewalks
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My first true love? Lol, that easy. Sellin drugs.
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Cussin like a Canadian
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The thing about Philly is sometimes the mail man just decides not to deliver your mail.
February 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m silly, but I can be goofy too…
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Made a new purchase
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A severed human head is gon run ya bout 5 hunnid on the street
February 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ima amateur mortician
February 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Spilled coffee on myself and lashed out at my family for it
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If u got vitiligo ima need you to stand in the back
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Heart of a hustla, mind of a bozo
February 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Chillin on the couch. Chillin hard. Listening to the neighbors beat their children.
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Damn they got sexbots on here too, that’s fucked
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM