Poly_0000
@poly0000.bsky.social
Mob vote 2026 winner:
"The Browned"
- The browned is a Zombie that fell in a vat of shit and died.
"The Browned"
- The browned is a Zombie that fell in a vat of shit and died.
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mob vote 2026 winner:
"The Browned"
- The browned is a Zombie that fell in a vat of shit and died.
"The Browned"
- The browned is a Zombie that fell in a vat of shit and died.
I saw a guy holding a unicycle in his arms while riding another unicycle. I was like: "tf happened to his bike"
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I saw a guy holding a unicycle in his arms while riding another unicycle. I was like: "tf happened to his bike"
When I'm on Jubilee I'm gonna stare down the camera and say: "Looks like I'm surrounded"
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When I'm on Jubilee I'm gonna stare down the camera and say: "Looks like I'm surrounded"
Yonkagore and autechre in the same Bandcamp library. Who tf is this guy???
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yonkagore and autechre in the same Bandcamp library. Who tf is this guy???
Kubernetes a religion... always suspected this....
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Kubernetes a religion... always suspected this....
"I'm gonna take a pic of the Bible before anyone wrote anything in it and tell you god's not real"
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"I'm gonna take a pic of the Bible before anyone wrote anything in it and tell you god's not real"
Me: I'm demiromantic
Aphex Twin fan: Did you know the entirety of Bucephalus Bouncing Ball was made from a recording of a ball bouncing? Focken mental.
Aphex Twin fan: Did you know the entirety of Bucephalus Bouncing Ball was made from a recording of a ball bouncing? Focken mental.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Me: I'm demiromantic
Aphex Twin fan: Did you know the entirety of Bucephalus Bouncing Ball was made from a recording of a ball bouncing? Focken mental.
Aphex Twin fan: Did you know the entirety of Bucephalus Bouncing Ball was made from a recording of a ball bouncing? Focken mental.
Sometimes I'll hit skip right before the song ends because I am in control.
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sometimes I'll hit skip right before the song ends because I am in control.
I wannet to go to the toillet but instead I got a carrot instead.
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I wannet to go to the toillet but instead I got a carrot instead.
what the fuck happened to Skrillex
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
what the fuck happened to Skrillex
I keep all my porno on the sex drive. 😎
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I keep all my porno on the sex drive. 😎
if you don't care about the definition of breakcore, then you're not a real fan. (because real fans care about shit that doesn't actually matter)
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if you don't care about the definition of breakcore, then you're not a real fan. (because real fans care about shit that doesn't actually matter)
I hate woker. The police told me that sex is completely off limits now because they're scared I'll "offend" somebody. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I hate woker. The police told me that sex is completely off limits now because they're scared I'll "offend" somebody. 🙄
Oh the misery!
[Poly is seen pulling out a large blunt]
Everybody wants to be my enemy!
[He lights up and takes a drag with a smirk on his face]
Oh the misery!
[He exhales a cloud of bubatz vapour right into the camera]
Everyone wants to be. my enemy.
[Poly is seen pulling out a large blunt]
Everybody wants to be my enemy!
[He lights up and takes a drag with a smirk on his face]
Oh the misery!
[He exhales a cloud of bubatz vapour right into the camera]
Everyone wants to be. my enemy.
September 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Oh the misery!
[Poly is seen pulling out a large blunt]
Everybody wants to be my enemy!
[He lights up and takes a drag with a smirk on his face]
Oh the misery!
[He exhales a cloud of bubatz vapour right into the camera]
Everyone wants to be. my enemy.
[Poly is seen pulling out a large blunt]
Everybody wants to be my enemy!
[He lights up and takes a drag with a smirk on his face]
Oh the misery!
[He exhales a cloud of bubatz vapour right into the camera]
Everyone wants to be. my enemy.
nick wilde doesn't even fucking know you.
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
nick wilde doesn't even fucking know you.
Anyone remember these insanely fake cod prank videos where that guy would just hack into the other players house and make his lightbulbs explode or something.
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Anyone remember these insanely fake cod prank videos where that guy would just hack into the other players house and make his lightbulbs explode or something.
I keep thinking the other type of lesbian is Hartman.
September 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I keep thinking the other type of lesbian is Hartman.
my market research says that my followers really like big bellies and blue guy.
August 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my market research says that my followers really like big bellies and blue guy.
my timeline is just big belly because of y'all.
August 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
my timeline is just big belly because of y'all.
do you think if autechre were chefs they would use max msg?
August 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
do you think if autechre were chefs they would use max msg?
granny wants them aspics
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
granny wants them aspics